Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sam's car

The Далее day, Gordon, and Case крекер, взломщик went to Sam's house in Gordon's двухместная карета, купе Deville

Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have Ты ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I Любовь this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told Ты yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

Case Cracker, and звездочка, звездочки followed Gordon to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to Присоединиться us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't an annoying bitch, she can Присоединиться us.
Sprocket: Why does everyone keep saying that?
Gordon: Uh, maybe because you're dating Case.

Before Case крекер, взломщик could do respond, Gordon laughed.

Gordon: I'm teasing. I don't really mean it.
Case Cracker: Ты better not.
Sam: Shall we go?
Sprocket: What are we doing first?
Sam: We're gonna try to find Jim. Let's take my car.

They all go into Sam's car, a grey sedan.

Sam: *Drives his car, and gets onto a road heading for the highway*
Gordon: Do Ты know where he is?
Sam: Well I've been thinking of possible locations on where he could be, and he may be in Oatland.
Gordon: We were just there yesterday. *Turns on radio*
DJ: 98.1, playing all kinds of rock and roll. Here's a great classic from the 60's.

Song: link

Gordon: So what have Ты been up to Sam?
Sam: Ah, not much. I've just been laying low in my house while Ты three skipped town. *Gets on Golden Neigh Bridge*
Case Cracker: And how has that been for Ты Sam?
Sam: Boring.
Gordon: *Laughs*
Case Cracker: *Laughs*
Sam: *Gets across the Golden Neigh bridge, then drives for the бухта, залив Bridge* Oh, speaking of comedy, I heard a пони named George Carlin is supposed to be performing at the Paramount Theater in Manehattan.
Case Cracker: Is he funny?
Sam: Damn right he is. Everypony in the world loves his jokes.
Case Cracker: Oh now I remember somepony talking bout him, he was around a city Далее to Fillydelphia.
Gordon: Have Ты seen him?
Case Cracker: Saw em around town before, but a lotta ponies were around him.
Sam: We should be able to see him on HBO tonight at five.
Case Cracker: Maybe we could.
Sam: *Gets on the бухта, залив Bridge*

In the Далее part of this story, our protagonists will try to find Jim. Will they be successful?

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Awesome пони pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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My opinion on the Elements of Harmony

posted by Dudespie

So I was just thinking about the mane six and their elements and blah blah blah. So anyway, I just want to share my opinion with Ты guys. Honestly, I think the elements hold the whole story of MLP together. The elements are basically the foundation for Friendship is Magic. In the first episode, the elements were what defeated Nightmare Moon. They also defeated Discord and did some other stuff.. But what if the Elements did not exist? Would MLP be good, worse, или better off without them? Sorry this was so short I kinda am slacking off on Статья Письмо these days. What would MLP be like without the elements?

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 48 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nicole

Jeffery got the freight train to Portland on time. It was 3 AM when he arrived, and everything was dark. He was just about to uncouple his engines from the train, when he saw a mare laying close to the tracks, by two Northern Pacific diesels. Why she was there seemed like a mystery to Jeff, so he decided to investigate.

Jeff: Who's there?
Mare: *Looks up* Do Ты work for the Union Pacific?
Jeff: Yeah, and I'm proud of it.
Mare: Well I'm Nicole. My special somepony named Ike is with me in this locomotive. We ran out of fuel, and we're trying to get away.
Jeff: But why are Ты here?
Nicole: We're...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 48 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Zack

The Далее day, the station was all set up for the party. Everypony was there to celebrate, except Jeff. He was on his way back to Cheyenne from St. Foalis.

Zack: *Arrives at station* Hola everypony.
Ponies: Hey. *Cheering*
Metal Gloss: Zack, I'm so glad Ты could make it. Let me introduce Ты to some of the ponies I work with.
Zack: Sure.
Metal Gloss: This is Stylo.
Stylo: And if you're wondering, the last name is Bevaria.
Zack: Nice to meet Ты Stylo.
Metal Gloss: This is my boss Pete.
Pete: I arranged this whole party for Ты when Metal Gloss told me about Ты getting out of jail.
Zack: Thank...

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

By the 1920's, Музыка was beginning to change. Although most instruments were still being used from hundreds of years ago, they were being played in a different style.

link

Many things were changing in The United States of Equestria during the 20's. Not only the music, but many inventions were being created, such as the radio, the car, the washing machine, and even advertising was invented.

Life was getting easier, but there were some downsides. The prohibition began, which outlawed alcohol, and many ponies began to form mafias. Crime was getting higher, and innocent ponies were being shot.

Despite...

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the construction site, me, and Con were surrounded by Discord, and his soldiers.

Sean: So, you've been planning this your entire time.
Discord: That is correct. Now, tell me something. Why are Ты two working together to defeat me?
Con: Why are Ты asking us that?
Sean: He could be trying something.
Discord: Oh, but I won't mess up your mind, and turn your body grey, even though I would like to do that, but I digress.
Con: Out of all the places to take us for being killed, why this place?
Discord: Because Ты two are going to walk to the вверх of this building, jump off, and kill yourselves....

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We drove down to the Canterlot Train Station, and met P.

P: Good. You're right on time. *Sees радуга Dash in blue corvette* Why is she here?
Sean: She brought all my gear along.
P: Alright, listen. I just received word from M.I.3 that Shadow The Hedgehog was spotted in Los Angeles. He's hanging out with a bunch of ponies from the hood, and is competing in a contest for best hot rod.
Con: Seems like Sean ain't the only one in classic rides.
Sean: Ты got that right.
Rainbow Dash: Do I have to come along with you?
Sean: Yes. Usually, I do good in combat with Ты by my side.
Rainbow Dash: *Blushes*...

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винная бутыль, magnum, магнум Force Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ryan, and Mercury

Previously in винная бутыль, magnum, магнум Force... Wait, why am I telling you? I could just give Ты the link to the Назад part, and Ты would know what was happening. Here: link

Okay, with that out of the way, Ryan, and Mercury were two police ponies on stakeout. They were looking at a hotel from another building, using a microscope.

Ryan: Nothing is happening so far.
Mercury: Good things come to those who wait.
Ryan: Why don't we forget about all this, and go buy some hotdogs?
Mercury: Because we're on a job, and we got to focus on it. Let me take over.
Ryan: Fine. *Leaves microscope*
Mercury: *Looks through...

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The Beginning: Part23---Ponies Vs Zombies [2]

posted by alinah_09

Notes:
alright...so after a whole месяц break from this fanfic,watching Аниме to глотать, ласточка boredom,im going to try to finish this and yeah,most of the stuff in my fanfic is fiction,so i may или may not be factual on пони logic...so anyway,just to give some randomness,the Аниме i've taken a huge interest on from all those i've watched is: Любовь Live School Idol Projects...it gave my Любовь for Музыка a bit of fuel with its cute songs :3
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Winter's P.O.V.

5:30

i woke up this early...why? i've been worrying too much about the war between the monsters we faced with before and our kind,also...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 42 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage went outside, where Pete, and the bus driver were arguing.

Drunk Bus Driver: I don't give a shit what Ты tell me! I am taking all your fucking passengers away from the train, and to wherever they need to go in the town of Cheyenne!!!
Pete: You're not allowed to! Those ponies want to get on the train, not the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: Who would want to get on the train?!?
Pony 36: I would.
Pony 57: Me too.
Pony 98: It's better than taking the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Gets in bus, and drives away*
Hawkeye: Are Ты alright Pete?
Pete: Yeah. All we did was shout at each other....

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Chapter 20, Ditto Returns

posted by Canada24

Later that evening.

Ganger was still trying to get Scootaloo to reveal we're Ditto is, but the little filly was too loyal, no matter HOW many times he threatened to 'change' her.

"We both know your not actually gonna do it" Scootaloo сказал(-а) slyly.

"Don't make me!" Ganger threatened.

"Hell. Why don't Ты just do it" Scootaloo said, Показ how unafraid she is.

"I will!" Ganger cried.

"Than do it!" Scootaloo cried.

They glared at each for quite a while.

"Damn it" Gnger growled finally, realizing she was right, he didn't have it in him to 'turn' a filly.

"Probably for the best. She'll be no use as a changeling"...

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The last solstice - Chapter 44: Epilogue

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 44: Epilogue

It has been four months since Celestia restored the gravitational balance of the universe. Life could finally go back to normal in Equestria; the broadsword of tragedy was no longer hanging above ponykind's head. Princess Luna was found in the Changeling Kingdom 5 days after the winter solstice. She was in dire condition; she almost starved to death, since the changelings were unable to take care of even her basic needs without the hive mind spell of their Queen. Fortunately, Celestia read Chrysalis' mind, before forcing her to face her inner demons. The...

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Sky's Message: Kimi Sparkle

posted by SkyheartPegasus

Ahem.

A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious Видео that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever или wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, или they are just trolling.
If Ты people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..

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Bartholomew Episode 4 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

Lady from CrazyWriterLady

Master Sword from Windwakerguy430

Skywalker from Alinah09

Whirl Wind from DragonAura15

Ten Cents, and Henrietta from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 4

All Together

July 11, 1953

Henrietta is narrating

Although our railroad had a fleet of tugboats that were supposed to help out with the freight, the ponies driving those tugs went for the complete opposite. Sometimes however, they still worked together to get the job done.

I remember one день when Zorran had a job to tow...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 39 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye, and Stylo were at the station. They were going to take a passenger train to Las Pegasus.

Hawkeye: Ты know what I saw yesterday?
Stylo: What?
Hawkeye: I saw Coffee Creme Поцелуи Gordon on this train. I remember the день before yesterday that our french mare didn't want anypony to know that they were planning to get married.
Stylo: What are Ты thinking?
Hawkeye: Gordon offered a fake ring that looked like a real one.
Stylo: Ooh.
Coffee Creme: Gordon, I'll see Ты later. I need to get to the train yard, and get on a train with Metal Gloss.
Gordon: Have fun.
Coffee Creme: *Leaves station*...