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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 10, 1961
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 9:30 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss finally arrived.

Railroad пони 39: Ты guys are right on time. Nice work.
Hawkeye: Thank you. We need to ask Ты a question.
Railroad пони 39: Sure.
Hawkeye: Do Ты have any diesel fuel we can take back to Cheyenne? We're running low.
Railroad пони 39: Yeah, we're just getting a train set up full of fuel for Ты two. Uncouple your engines, and I'll take Ты to the fuel cars.

Seventy минуты later, they were delivering the fuel to Cheyenne. From their current location, it would take them ten минуты to reach the town.

Metal Gloss: I hope nothing bad happened while we were away.
Hawkeye: If Pete solved our fuel crisis before we did, we'll have enough fuel to last us for months.
Metal Gloss: I agree.

In the yards

Mike: *Wins a round of Poker, and laughs* We played a hundred rounds in a row, and Ты guys still can't beat me.
Dan: And now I'm out of cash.
Mirage: Go get more. I got enough money to play him, and this time, I'm going to get more.
Dan: *Flies to his house*
Mike: Ты sure Ты can beat me lad?
Mirage: Yes, let's do this. It's Hungary VS Scotland this time.
Mike: And Scotland's going to win. Deal the cards.

While that was going on, Pete was still searching for a place that would help him bring back the color in his mane.

Pete: *Finds a store* This place might have something for me. *Stops his car in front of the store*
Store Pony: *Restocking a shelf of mane dye when Pete walks in* Hello sir, what can I do for you?
Pete: Do Ты have anything that can change my mane to yellow?
Store Pony: Yes, we just received some yellow dye this morning. That's going to cost Ты twenty five dollars.
Pete: *Gets out a twenty dollar bill, and a five dollar bill*
Store Pony: *Gets yellow dye* Here Ты go sir.

Back at the yards

Dan: *Returns with еще money*
Mirage: I'm putting in fifty dollars.
Mike: *Puts in fifty dollars with Mirage* Now that we both put in our money, Показать me what Ты have.
Mirage: *Puts down his cards* A flush.
Mike: *Puts down his cards* Full house!!
Dan: Shit.
Mike: *Takes the money*
Percy: *Arrives* Have Ты guys seen Pete anywhere?
Mirage: Have Ты looked in his office?
Percy: He's not there. That's why I'm asking about him.
Dan: Look again. He might be there now.
Percy: *Walks back to the station*
Hawkeye: *Stops the train in the yards*
Metal Gloss: They're still playing?
Hawkeye: Look how much Mike got from those two.
Mike: *Laughing* Ты two suck!
Mirage: Alright, that does it.
Dan: Ты grab his legs, I'll перфоратор, удар, пунш his face.
Mike: Wait a секунда lads. It's just a game, right? It's not all about the money.
Mirage: NOT ABOUT THE MONEY?!!?
Mike: *Running away from Dan, and Mirage. They chase him*
Hawkeye: *Gets out of the train with Metal Gloss* What the hell are Ты three doing?
Mike: Save me!!!!! *Gets behind Hawkeye*
Mirage: Ты can't hide there forever!
Metal Gloss: What are Ты three arguing about?
Dan: He has taken nearly all of our money.
Mirage: And we want it.
Metal Gloss: *Makes her wallet appear with her magic* Here. *Gives both of them a one hundred dollar bill*
Hawkeye: Now, we're gonna get our Далее job from Pete. *Walks with Metal Gloss to the station*
Pete: *Parks his car in the parking lot, and turns it off. He gets out with a bag containing the gun he found earlier, and his new mane dye* I sure hope this works. *Walks into the station*
Percy: *Waiting by the door to Pete's office* There Ты are sir.
Pete: Not now. *Passes Percy as he goes into his office, and locks the door*
Percy: But sir, this is important! *Knocks on the door*
Pete: *Gets the dye, and looks at himself in the mirror* I'm gonna put this on with, или without that annoying pegasus pounding on my door.
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Metal Gloss* What's wrong Percy?
Percy: Pete's Актёрское искусство strange. He won't talk to me.
Hawkeye: *Knocks twice* Pete? This is Pierce. Everything alright?
Pete: Go away!!
Metal Gloss: If Ты won't let us in, can Ты at least give us our Далее job?
Pete: *Grabs the gun, and points it at the door* I сказал(-а) go away!!!
Percy: Sir, what's gotten into you?

Pete fired a shot, and it went through the door, nearly hitting Percy.

Hawkeye: Pete, what are Ты doing? You're gonna kill someone. Even worse, Ты might kill yourself.
Percy: *Thinking* Wait, did Ты two notice his mane?
Metal Gloss: What about it?
Percy: It's losing it's color.
Metal Gloss: He could be having a mid life crisis.
Hawkeye: Is that what you're Актёрское искусство so strange about Pete? Because your mane is losing it's color? We don't care what color your mane is. We just care about you. We want to help Pete. So please, unlock the door, and let us in.
Pete: *Puts the gun down* You're right Ты three. I'm sorry. *Goes to the door, and unlocks it* Come in.
Percy: *Comes in with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss*
Hawkeye: How do Ты feel now?
Pete: Ashamed. I was Актёрское искусство so stupid, and for what? The color of my mane. I realize now that it's not important, but what is important, to me, is Ты guys. You, and this railroad. Ты three, and everyone else that works here with us is very good to me, always working hard, and not just being an employee, but also a friend. I couldn't ask for anyone better to work on this railroad than Ты guys. Thanks.
Hawkeye: You're welcome.
Percy: And sir, the line on Archer холм, хилл needs to be repaired.
Pete: Then get to it, and bring Orion with you.
Percy: Yes sir. *Runs*
Hawkeye: And me, and Metal Gloss brought over еще fuel after we delivered the water, steel, and gravel.
Pete: Good work Ты two. Next, I want Ты to drive a passenger train that'll arrive in half a minute. Ты are going to Omaha.
Hawkeye: Yes sir. *Goes with Metal Gloss*
Pete: *Closes his door, and sits at his desk* Yep, I got the best employees a пони could ask for.

The End

On the Далее episode of Ponies On The Rails

An auction takes place at the Cheyenne train station

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production

The leader in Фан fictions, as proven by this poll: link
Alright..

So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my Избранное character Twilight and AppleJack, by using the theme of INCEST..

Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?

I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer Чтение Alpha & Omega stories.

But nope.
Even my little пони has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.

This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.

Anyway..

don't EVER read this story.
But if Ты really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 14, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:34 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The griffon was assigned to drive a westbound freight train to Denver. Orion was also going to Denver in another train. Both of their trains were right Далее to each other.

Hawkeye: *Holding two buckets marked grease, and gives the one with water to Metal Gloss*
Griffon: What are Ты up to?
Hawkeye: Do Ты know anything about grease?
Griffon: No.
Hawkeye: Well it actually helps if Ты put some on the rails. That way, your engines will get a lot of grip when they start off.
Griffon: Really?
Hawkeye: Yeah....
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posted by mariofan14
Why has my only brother joined up with the enemy? Why has Scorpan betrayed me? His aid should have been vital in my conquests against those weak mortals, but he had many other thoughts, all that hurt me hard. Why has he forsaken me to the princesses?! Damn you, Scorpan! Ты are not my brother!

I had a goal in mind. I wanted to conquer the entire world, turning it into what it should be: a world under my order and rule, making the mortals' lives a living hell. But the fight against the princesses ruined everything! It was because of their cowardice that banished me to the pits of Tartarus, just...
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 This is папиллон, покрытый сосочками
This is Papillon
SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Papillon

France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

Police пони 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Police пони 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, Ты will all be transferred to another prison, far from here. Everypony living in France no longer has to worry about you. Forget France. She has gotten rid of you.

Then the warden walked down a crowded street, while soldiers, and police ponies escorted the prisoners to the harbor where...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW год ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some Оружие into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I Любовь Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it....
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added by izfankirby
i didn't think anyone would actually do this! xD woo! RWBY! MLP!
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Aina was Письмо down a Рождество list.

Aina: Dear Santa Claus, even though everypony calls this holiday Hearths Warming Eve, I want to remember this as Christmas.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: On the Далее episode of this show, I want everything to be related to Christmas. The crossover parody, a few of the skits, and I want Master Sword, and Tom Foolery to be dressed like Ты during the intro.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: As for my presents, I only have one gift that I want, and that is a new set of headphones. I like Dr. Dre's beats, so could I have a pair of those in red? Thanks a lot. Sincerely,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Показать wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Rainbow Dash as herself
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We have a real сарай burner on our hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In the lead, we have радуга Dash with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring радуга Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic радуга as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.

Audience: *Laughing*

One of the hotels in this town is called the жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn. It's got a secret strip club run by two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.

Ranger: What's our target for the день Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police...
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AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. Ты need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew Ты your whole life.
Saten: Ты mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew Ты your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, Ты always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) Ты were drunk.
Saten: If it makes Ты feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if Ты say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
радуга Dashed

Starring everypony as theirselves.

Narrator: One lovely morning, радуга Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi радуга Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Can't Ты see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are Ты going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
Rainbow Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...

Rainbow Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit,...
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posted by DragonAura15
 Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...
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posted by Dragon-88
 Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.
Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.
Blazin' Blue, whom I know Ты know as my main OC, is getting to know his new friend Crystal Gleam after meeting her at the train station to welcome her. While many looked at her weird, and some сказал(-а) "What's an alicorn doing here in Ponyville? She belongs in Canterlot!", she was welcomed by the blue unicorn and shown around town. After a while, Blazin' decided to get to know her better, and learned she loved gaming and hunting for gems. He lets her go walk around by herself to discover еще on her own...NOTE: There is a swear word in this article. Ты have been warned.

Crystal: I wonder if I...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Oh meh gawd. This was the best movie since Frozen. And still, I just like Холодное сердце for like two days. But this. This. This is a masterpiece. A BUCKING MASTERPIECE. It was like--and then--and she--and they--and her--and she said--and OH MY BUCKING GOD. What does this movie mean for S5? I mean, seriously, number one, HOW THE HELL DID TWILIGHT GET THE MIRROR INTO HER CASTLE? I mean, did she like, say, "Oh hey, Celestia, can I come over and steal that mirror?" and then was she like "Okay Twilight" and they just did that? или like did she have a normal mirror and make it magic with a spell? Well, I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 68: Pimp My Engine
Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Not Yet Mentioned
Time: 10:00 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rain got back to the storm drains, and saw six army trucks Показ up Далее to the two muscle cars.

Ice Cube: *Looking in rearview mirror* Wait a minute. There's only supposed to be three here. Why are there six?
Sally: Seems like Ice Cube noticed something wrong.
Con: What?
Sally: There's six trucks, but only three were supposed to Показать up.
Con: Maybe ISIS wanted еще weapons.
Truck Drivers: *Stop their trucks*
Ice Cube: Yo, why do Ты have six trucks? There's only supposed to be three.
Truck Driver: We have the three original trucks, but the other three have those prisoners Ты got. They made...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con flew into Marelin Germaneigh, the town where M.I.3 headquarters were located.

Con: *Walking downstairs in the airport*
Fenix: *Holding up a sign that says Equestria*
Con: Guten tag Mr. Lighter.
Fenix: No need to be so formal 0007. We are old friends, ja?
Con: Ты know it. Where's Rain Bouvier?
Fenix: She will meet us at HQ. We must get there ourselves.
Con: Did your boss give Ты another unreliable set of wheels?
Fenix: Nein, this time they gave me a brand new Horsche 199 Turbo.
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: I'm glad Ты think so.

So the two stallions got in Fenix's car, and drove to M.I.3 Headquarters....
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posted by purrloinedlove
Pleiades wakes up to a thunderstorm and her friend Moonbow and her little brother Midnight Dream лодка (preferring Bart for obvious reasons) stop by. "Look Pleiades! I can do this!" He casts a spell he learned in Basic Magic class. "Whoa Bart. I can't even do that." "You're a pegasus silly!" "Yes I am and I'm proud of it." "Quincy is stopping by soon. Bart want to make breakfast with us? We're doing тостер вафель, вафли and applesos." (It's not "sauce" people.) Pleiades brings out the waffles, the syrup, the marmalade, and the butter. "Pleiades is the applesos cold?" "Yaas sir ma'am sir." Moonbow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Bulstrode
Bulstrode
Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo was heading to the docks to work. When he got there, he saw some other workers arguing with Bulstrode. Bulstrode was the пони that had his tugboat, and the one that was disrespecting everyone else.

Bulstrode: *On the tugboat* Come on, come on! Why aren't those cars where they're supposed to be? I need the barge loaded up with stones quickly!
Worker: There's no engine, and they go to wherever they're needed. You're in the wrong spot, not these freight cars!
Stylo: *Climbs into engine, and drives towards the freight cars at a slow speed. He...
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