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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the airport

Don Castalini: *Walks on board the plane with everyone else*
Stewardess: Hold it, the seven of Ты don't have tickets.
Don Castalini: We don't need them.
Stewardess: If you're flying on this plane Ты do.
Don Castalini: We have better things to do then jacking off just to get on board a plane.
Stewardess: Go get tickets, или else.
Don Castalini: Get a ticket for this! *Pushes the stewardess off the plane*

Everyone gets on board, and the plane leaves for Kamodlawe.

Adrenaline: *Sitting in one of the chairs, waiting to reach the destination*
Larry: *Taking a nap in his chair*

Just before the plane was about to land in Kamodlawe

Don Castalini: *Sees the island that they're going to land on* Wake up Larry.
Larry: *Wakes up*
Adrenaline: We should be meeting those guys soon. Hopefully, it will be the last time we meet them.
Pilot: *Lands the plane at the airport*
Don Castalini: *Gets up to walk off the plane*

The entire group gets off, and they steal two trucks.

Castalini Ponies: *Getting in one truck*
Larry: *With Adrenaline, and Don Castalini in another truck*

They drove the trucks, and soon arrive at Don Meladori's house.

Larry: Okay, we're here. *Stops the truck*
Adrenaline: So, what's the plan?
Don Castalini: Storm inside, and kill them all.
Adrenaline: Works for me.
Larry: It's the only thing we can do, so I'm okay with that.
Castalini Ponies: *Grabbing molotovs, and Tommyguns*
Adrenaline: *Loads his gun*
Larry: *Gets his M14 set up*
Don Castalini: Ты still have that damn thing?
Larry: *Nods* They've only been around for two years.
Adrenaline: Okay, ready.
Castalini Ponies: *Throw a molotov through the front window setting the house on fire*
Adrenaline: So, do we wait for them to run out, или do we just run in?
Don Castalini: Both. You, and Larry go in there.
Larry: *Runs to the front door*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Pushes the door open with his gun, and shoots three Meladori ponies*
Adrenaline: *Shoots at them as well*
Larry: Seems clear, let's go in. *Runs inside, and looks around the house* I don't see anypony, they might be upstairs.
Adrenaline: Then lets go *Heads upstairs*
Larry: *Following Adrenaline*
Meladori Ponies: *Running outside of the house*
Castalini Ponies: *Shoot the Meladori ponies to death*
Don Castalini: Good work. I wonder how those two are holding up.
Adrenaline: *Finds two of them inside and shoots them*
Larry: Go left, I'll check the rooms on the right. *Slowly walks to the right*
Adrenaline: *Heads to the other rooms*
Meladori Pony: *Runs towards Larry with a knife*
Larry: *Shoots him to death*
Meladori Pony: *Falls down*
Larry: Where's the Don?
Adrenaline: *Shoots a group of them in one of the rooms*
Don Meladori: *Shoots Adrenaline in the leg*
Larry: HEY! *Shoots Don Meladori*
Don Meladori: *Falls down, dropping his gun* Ты two raped my wife.
Larry: She was asking for it!
Don Meladori: *Grabs a .38*
Larry: *Kills Don Meladori, and walks to Adrenaline*
Adrenaline: (Gripping the bullet hole) Goddamn.
Larry: *Picks up Adrenaline* Hey, we did it. We got rid of the Meladori Mafia. *Walks out of the house* You're gonna make it back into Maui alive. Ты hear me?
Adrenaline: I hear you, but I feel like I'm gonna die soon.
Larry: Just hang in there.
Don Castalini: Everything went alright?
Larry: Almost.
Don Castalini: *Notices Adrenaline got shot* Oh.
Larry: We gotta get the bullet out somehow.
Adrenaline: I think a hospital could help.
Don Castalini: I know that, but what I don't know is where the hospital is. I've never been in this area before.
Larry: Perhaps there's one near the airport. I think I remember seeing one on our way here.
Adrenalin: Good. Lets go.

They all get in the truck, and drive to the hospital.

2 B Continued
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of радуга Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, радуга Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 9

Who Pulled The Trigger?

Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at радуга Dash.

Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't Ты be Друзья with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're Друзья with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Before I start this part of the episode, I wanna Показать the pictures of the characters.

Aina: link
Double Scoop: link
Saten Twist: link
Sunny (The персик пони saying, Yeah, again:link
Pleiades: link
Mortomis: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
All: We live together on...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, Ты know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that Ты quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never сказал(-а) anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess Ты should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: Ты should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. Ты could have hurt yourself....
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua followed Pinkie and her brother as they approached Carousel Boutique. “La-la-la. I can’t wait for Ты to meet rarity! She’s so nice, and makes pretty dresses! Pinkie Pie rambled on to Peak. When they had reached the boutique, Aqua Marine waited outside while Pinkie Pie introduced Peak to Rarity. Surprisingly, he only left three минуты later. “Wow, how did Ты manage to leave so early?” she asked him. “Well, I just simply declined the offer for her to make me something. Simple.” He shrugged. “Next stop, радуга Dash!” Pinkie squealed, hopping away. They followed her to...
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:


Guard: Ты must of been counting your blessings Chimney. Ты made bail.


Patrol board member: Do Ты believe, in your best judgment, that Ты have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like Ты can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, Ты let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)


Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out Ты two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy....
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Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.


Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, Ты have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. Ты could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperetly changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor
It was a nice день in Garden's Abode...
Garden Hose: Amber, is there anything on TV?
Amber: Nope. Not what I see.
Winter Chill (on TV): Want an awesome TV with awesome channels?
Pen Kill: Well, then come on done to "Cheeseburger's TV Shop"
Amber: That looks cool!
Garden Hose: Let's go!
Garden & Amber hopped into the car and went to Cheeseburger's.
Cheeseburger: Hiya! I'm Cheeseburger!
Amber: Ты sound a lot like Mickey Mouse.
Cheeseburger:Shut up.
Amber: Oh, okay, not Mickey.
Cheeseburger: Anyway, why are Ты girls here?
Garden Hose:Well, we saw your commercial and we want a TV!
Cheeseburger: Nope, this...
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As promised.
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
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INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause Ты only been here a week, and Ты keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.


Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good день at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* Ты know what'll be nice. If I could come back,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 59

The Race To Denver

Date: September 10, 1956
Location: Denver, Coltorado

A...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki, Anthony, and Roger arrived at Oden where Duke was. They were at the airport, and were looking at a map.

Nikki: What have y'all found so far?
Anthony: Well, by looking at these maps we have, we should be able to go north for five miles. Then, we'll find him.

So they went north.

Searching song: link

Roger: *Walking in front*
Anthony: *Looking at maps*
Nikki: *Following both stallions*
Roger: Water?
Nikki: *Throws water bottle to Roger
Roger: *Catches water bottle* Nice throw.
Nikki: How much longer of this search? I'm supposed to be enjoying my vacation, but I'm with you, going on a wild goose...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask Ты a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that Ты wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a Фан of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, или something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...
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Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.

Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello Ты two, what can I help Ты with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, Ты decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?...
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Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after радуга Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do Ты know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want Ты to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go by the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor