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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia were trying to help a mare get out of her car. None of the doors would open, and it was freezing inside.

Mare: Get me out of here!!
Tim: Hold on, we will!!
Julia: What are we going to do?
Tim: Let me talk to her, I think I got something. *Goes to the front of the car* Ma'am, we're going to bust the front window open.
Mare: Are Ты mad?! Do Ты know how much this car costs?!
Tim: What's еще important ma'am? The car, или your life? Plus it's already damaged. Now stand back, we don't want Ты getting hurt.
Mare: *Goes as far back as she can*
Tim: *Grabs his night stick, and hits the front window three times, making it shatter*
Mare: *Runs out*
Tim: Are Ты hurt?
Mare: Not really. Just mad at those two ponies who were riding their snowmobiles.
Julia: Snowmobiles?
Mare: All black. Their suits, the snowmobiles, everything was black.
Tim: Why don't Ты sit in the car for a while, and warm yourself up?
Julia: *Opens the right door on her police car*
Mare: *Sits inside the police car*
Julia: *Closes the door*
Tim: Why don't Ты take her down to the hospital on this street? I'll make sure this car goes where it belongs.
Julia: Got it.

Jordan, and Nick were inside a house. It is now 9 PM.

Nick: *Holding two cans of Canada Dry, giving one to Jordan* Dude, did Ты see the one in the Cadillac when we went over them?
Jordan: *Laughing as he opens his can of Canada Dry*
Nick: He was just like, *Makes a funny shocked face* Noooooo!! *Laughs with Jordan*
Jordan: How about those police ponies?
Nick: Oh, they're fun to annoy! As long as they don't have snowmobiles, they'll never catch us. Okay, what do we do tomorrow?
Jordan: Tomorrow, nothing, but on Friday, we will go on the train tracks, and if we see any police ponies, jump over them. Try to wreck those lights on the roof while Ты go over them.
Nick: I'll be happy to do that, with this. *Grabs a hammer* We should also smash the windows.
Jordan: *Laughing* Their faces will be so red, that it'll melt the snow.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce, and Nikki got to the Federal Credit Union. It was closed, but Nikki could use her card to open the doors.

Nikki: *Scans her card, and types in a code*
Bank: Doors unlocked. Have a good day.
Nikki: *Walks into the bank*
Pierce: *Follows Nikki*
Nikki: What exactly are we doing here again?
Pierce: We're getting a loan. *Walks to safe* Give me your card.
Nikki: *Throws card to Pierce*
Pierce: *Swipes card, and unlocks safe*
Nikki: How much are Ты gonna take?
Pierce: Just shut up, and guard that entrance with the shotgun I gave you.
Nikki: *Holding door*

As Pierce was gathering the money, he...
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posted by BlackPetals
Boo. I've come back from the grave to write еще Болталка things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten Письмо classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy оранжевый mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The оранжевый mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Далее day, Pierce was sent to the Commissioner's office.

Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car Ты saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do Ты have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also сказал(-а) that some ponies witnessed a green earth пони with a red, and yellow mane, with оранжевый hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind Ты of somepony?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce got to his car. He had a spare tire in the trunk, along with tools to change the tire that got shot. Before he did that, he got on the radio.

Commissioner: Pierce? Where are you?
Pierce: Oatland. Listen, I found a red car over here. I'm not sure who it belongs to, but Ты might wanna get a tow truck crew to clean it up.
Commissioner: That's out of our jurisdiction. What are Ты doing in Oatland?
Pierce: Visiting a friend. *Gets off radio* Now to fix that tire.

After fixing the tire, Pierce drove back to San Franciscolt. He was glad that the four bank robbers were killed, even though the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 6, 1958
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:07 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan walked into Michael's office at the station to recieve his first assignment for the day. During this, he was still thinking about how to help the Santa Ne Railway get еще engineers.

Michael: Good morning.
Ryan: Hi Michael. What's my job for today?
Michael: Your first assignment for the день is to drive a freight train into Cheyenne. The Union Pacific is making a shipment of leather to a company that makes jackets.
Ryan: Somewhere, a group of greasers are going to be very thrilled for us bringing that leather...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Two of these diesels were being used for Roger's freight train
Two of these diesels were being used for Roger's freight train
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 1:27 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger was driving another freight train, this time with two different engines. They had just been repainted, and Michael wanted somepony to use them as soon as they were finished being repainted into the new paint scheme.

Roger: *Driving his train on a track right Далее to the road* No fence? That can't be good.
Scru Yu: *Driving his steam roller further up the road in front of Roger's train*
Dog: *Sees Scru Yu, and barks three times. He whimpers, and lays on his back, begging for a belly rub.*
Pony: *Walks towards...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to...
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 Benny
Benny
Chicagoat, Illinois
April 4, 1957
11:59 AM

Hawkeye, and Percy got the train into Dearborn улица, уличный Station. Now, they were waiting for the Canadian пони to arrive.

Percy: What did Pete say this пони looked like?
Hawkeye: I don't know. A blue unicorn. Let's get out of the train, and look for him. *Gets out*
Percy: Are Ты sure?
Hawkeye: Yeah. It's not going anywhere.
Percy: Okay. *Slowly gets out of train*
Hawkeye: Now we walk around this station until we find the pony. *Walks upstairs*
Percy: *Follows*
Hawkeye: Change of plans. I have to use the bathroom. *Walks into bathroom*
Percy: Great. Now I gotta...
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Cheyenne Wyoming
April 4, 1957
7:20 AM

Percy: *Playing горн, стеклярус in trainyard*
Gordon: *Wearing a leather jacket, and is carrying a whip*

"I like Ike, and the Union Pacific" - Richard Nixon

"Airplanes maybe faster, but trains are еще reliable" - Chuck Berry

Percy: *Stops playing bugle*
Workers: *Lining up in front of Gordon*
Gordon: That was careless, and sloppy! *Looks at stopwatch* 32 seconds! Four секунды еще then it was supposed to take for all of Ты to get here.
Jeff: Actually, I got here in 26 seconds.
Gordon: How do Ты know that?
Jeff: I kept track of the time with my watch.
Gordon: *Looking...
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Derpy: (flying home)
Master Sword: (runs over to her, and ends up asking her on a date).
Derpy: Uhh... Sure, I don't see why no- (suddenly gets shot in the arm, though it's only a flesh wound).
Master Sword: (holding handgun) That's great! I'm so damn happy!!
Derpy: (holding arm, and looking mad at him) WHY THE HELL DID Ты SHOOT ME!?
Master Sword: Because I'm a weird, creepy, green guy.
Derpy: Your an idiot!
Master Sword: (proudly) Yes! But I'm YOUR idiot!


Not much of an chapter.. But it's I have for now..
Please leave reviews and all that jazz ;)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Previously in Ponies On The Rails

Pete: What do Ты mean jinxed?
Renee:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 12, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 9:15 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific

Anthony was the first пони to drive his train across the modified bridge. His engine still had the smokestack with the bullet in it, and he was hoping it would be fixed soon.

Anthony: *Driving train*
Firepony: Pretty cold today.
Anthony: Yeah, Ты could say that again. When I woke up at my house, I saw a lot of icicles.
Firepony: Ты better get rid of them before they fall, and land on somepony.
Anthony: I tried, but they were too high. Get some еще coal into the firebox. We're going into a tunnel.
Firepony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 10:05 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific

Ryan got his engine ready, and got it coupled up to a work train to repair track.

Ryan: *Waiting for a green signal*
Workers: *On train*
Worker Leader: *Walks up to Ryan's train*
Ryan: *Opens window, and looks at leader*
Work Leader: Where does Michael want us to go?
Ryan: He just wants us heading southbound until we get to a bridge. There's a river there, and he сказал(-а) that a huge branch from a fallen дерево got stuck there.
Worker Leader: So?
Ryan: It's preventing the water from flowing through. If the water doesn't...
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The story of Black Snow:Chapter 1, wrote by Jordy_Dash, Дизайн of Black Snow by Alinah_09
Disclaimer! This is my first story in ages, sorry if it's not up to my standards. Enjoy


My name is Black Snow, I'm a unicorn born in пони ville and I moved to canterlot when I was only four, I was raised in a middle class family in canterlot, my mother was a fashion designer and my father a musician though because they were always busy I would be alone for the most of my days, I had my father mane, but my mother's пальто and eyes, my mane was black with highlights of blue and my пальто was a snow white and my...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. Ты stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because Ты called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got Ты covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!...
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posted by mariofan14
It's been a while since I've done this spinoff of Windwaker430's "What's Your Take" articles. It's time to bring this back up with a big dislike about a new show.

To put it quite frankly, the new Показать I would like to talk about is a Показать named Mr. Pickles on [adult swim]. It's about a very evil, and quite Satanic, dog who disguises himself as man's best friend, but the reason the dog is named Mr. Pickles is because he likes pickles. But why am I going to say that it's a bad show? It's not that it's bad, but it's practically evil. Mr. Pickles has a secret Satanic lair under his doghouse, bends...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, Fenix, and Rain called the German Commander from their tanks.

German Commander: The objective is complete?
Fenix: Jawohl. We had no difficulty.
German Commander: That is what I like to hear. Now get to Los Angeles, and defeat Ice Cube.
Fenix: We're on it.

On the plane ride to L.A.

Fenix: I just realized something. How are we going to stop the enemy?
Con: Disguises.
Fenix: What disguises? They'll know right off the bat that we're not one of them, because we are not alicorns.
Rain: Would Ты care to elaborate on your plan?
Con: I am a unicorn. I'll turn Rain, and myself into an alicorn.
Fenix:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After the power outage, and sabotage caused by Parcival, Pinkie Pie tried calling M.I.3 again.

Pinkie Pie: *Waiting for response*
German Commander: Pinkie Pie? What happened?
Pinkie Pie: The power went out, and somepony nearly killed me.
German Commander: Are Ты alright?
Pinkie Pie: Yes. 0007 made sure of that.
German Commander: Fenix has always told me good things about that agent of yours. Now, what did Ты want from us again?
Pinkie Pie: I wanted information on Ice Cube, her alicorn army, and their whereabouts.
German Commander: The last time we got any info on them was when they ended up in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 14, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Nemo was doing a poor job taking over for Hawkeye while he was on vacation. He became frightened of bulls, and remained very lazy, and stubborn. The only trains he would drive, were passenger trains, pulled by diesels.

All the freight trains were being left behind for Stylo to deal with, and it was annoying him big time.

Stylo: *Walking into train yard*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train in yards*
Stylo: *Sees Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Climbs down from cab* Hello Stylo. I see Nemo has left another freight train behind.
Stylo: I'll have to make a special...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sun was setting, and everypony was on the улица, уличный intersection they were on in the beginning of this episode.

Master Sword: Well, I gotta get going.
Tom: Me too. Remember what I сказал(-а) about being good at fishing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Not amused* Yep.
Sunny: Wait, we don't have to go yet.
Tom: Why not?
Saten Twist: Because we forgot something to put in this episode.
Director: CUT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: What the f**k we're Ты thinking?! We got in everything we needed to get in.
Saten Twist: Well, what about this story right here? *Shows the director the script*
Director:...
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