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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked by those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but Эй, I won't give Ты any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so Ты can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are Ты helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel Ты will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - Показать yourself and stop using radio Ты are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still вверх wanted and I don't want to Показать myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy Форс-мажоры ammo and orther things Ты need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. Ты will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where Ты want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.


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On road
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FI - So let's brief Ты in. Ты are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of Золото recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of Ты will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main свод, хранилище and get inside, in свод, хранилище explode the titanium свод, хранилище and get the gold, anything else Ты are getting for yourself if Ты want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.


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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone Переместить или we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them Ты can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
пони - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 минуты later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your жопа, попка speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, Ты and Ты with kid go with me *goes to свод, хранилище hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters свод, хранилище and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told Ты small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the фургон, ван come on!
FI - Nice Ты go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...



T.B.C
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic радуга as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made Ты enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 28, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 10:36 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut kept complaining about everything. He complained about not getting enough hooficures. He complained about getting too much work. It was so annoying that Nikki decided to put an end to it once, and for all.

Nikki: *Sitting at the station with Anthony, and Donut* I ain't happy with what Ты did yesterday. Ты just left your train on a bridge.
Donut: Shut the fuck up. I didn't ask for anypony to criticize me about my job.
Nikki: Then it's a good thing my sister is coming back today. She'll teach Ты common...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
[In Ponyville]
Fluttershy took Twilight to the Hayburger for something to eat. "Thanks for taking me to my Избранное place in Ponyville, I'm famished!". Twilight was starting to feel better. "Your welcome". Fluttershy happily closed her eyes. "Now tell me, who in particular do Ты want to be your boyfriend?". Fluttershy questioned her. "Well...im not sure, I actually don't want a boyfriend right now..I mean, I just wanna know the experience before its too late". Twilight started blushing a little. "Oh, I understand". Fluttershy started biting her lips nervously. When suddenly the door opened...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as оливковый, оливковое
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

After оливковый, оливковое got fired, Mr. Beddler was having a difficult task to get his workers to do anything properly. Gary had something else on his mind.

Gary: *With Tim near the paint booth* Have Ты ever noticed that there's еще mares here than stallions?
Tim: So?
Gary: So? I don't know if Ты know this, but this is not a place for ladies to be running around, putting make up on cars....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's time for the Ponyville news. With your news anchors, Double Scoop as Nate Witherspoon, and Heartsong as Hillary Tosh.

Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank Ты everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a вулкан erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like Япония has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then...
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 Model trains
Model trains
This is the final part of the third episode of T.H.O.E. When most ponies talk about trains, they often think about passenger trains, others think about the trains of other countries. Then there are those ponies that talk about model trains.

These model trains run on electricity that runs through the tracks, and provides power to the engine on the train. They've been around for over one hundred years.

Pinkie Pie: I've been trying to save up on a model train set, but Mr. und Mrs. Cake won't let me. Zhey say zhere is not enough room, but vhat do zhey know?
Applejack: My sister Applebloom wants one,...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine engulfed her brother, Mountain Peak, in a hug. “What are Ты doing here?!” she exclaimed. “Careful, you’ll blow my eardrum out.” He сказал(-а) playfully. “I came to visit you.” He said. Aqua Marine looked up. “But I thought Ты were climbing the biggest mountain in Equestria.” She said, puzzled. “Well, turns out it wasn’t exactly the tallest mountain. But once I do find the biggest mountain, I will climb it.” Pinkie Pie peered at Peak, with a strange expression on her face. “Wait, Ты are brother and sister, right? So why doesn’t Peak have wings?” she said...
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posted by octaviavsdjpon3
Hi im cherrybrook and im a few months old. This story will be based on my fillyhood ☺. Its a thursday night april 6 and thats the день I was born. Four years after that I was already in school. Lots of time I got straight A's, but today I got in big trouble.
Cause I yelled at my teacher😳man I was so embarrassed
After school my mom made me clean the whole house
And my dad made me clean four other houses. Plus I was grounded the Good thing was only for two days. And summer started! YAY!!!😃Finally! My mom and dad left me with my sister cause they were going on there honey moon 😝 "alright little twerp im the boss of the house" my sister said." So we gon tear this place up!!!" She сказал(-а) with blearing rock music.
so she forsed me to my room the weird thing is she picked me up with her horn 😖 I cant do that. Then she brought her Друзья and her boyfriend over. Man im so telling my mom and dad bout that😡 to be continued😊
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posted by IrisTheHedgehog
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Intro-Hello im Ink a writer of ponyville and this is my friend Olliehooves we will be Письмо a story well like a poem.

It was a bright день in the village of equestria,birds were chirping and ponies were talking.Except one розовый pony.She had been sulking around,until a blue пони walked up to her."Hi what's up?"The blue stallion said,he had a pointy horn."Oh hi...I'm Pinkie"pinkie сказал(-а) perking up,she сказал(-а) greeting him."Nice name mine is Pokey Pierce!"he сказал(-а) slightly blushing.-Roses are Red...-
"Cool name,you like ballons cause Ты need a super duper party!"Pinkie сказал(-а) giggling."Gah... I usually...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 General Itov
General Itov
This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, радуга Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she would...
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Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.

Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do Ты have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine Оружие that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when Ты take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Later that day, it was getting dark. It was time for them to go home, but they didn't care. Hawkeye, Stylo, Percy, Jeff, Orion, Pete, and Wilson were playing poker.

Hawkeye: Alright, let's start the betting.
Orion: Ты got it. I'm putting in two dollars.
Percy: *Waiting*
Wilson: It's your turn Percy.
Percy: I'm thinking.
Wilson: Well hurry up.
Percy: Fine, I call. *Puts in two dollars*
Wilson: Fold.
Percy: Ты were rushing me just so Ты could fold?
Wilson: I didn't have a good hand.
Jeff: I see your two, and raise Ты four. *Puts six dollars in*
Pete: I call. *Puts in four dollars*
Stylo: Unfortunately,...
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