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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Once Ты wake up and see the reality, the dreams will fall and shatter. That's why everyone want to stay a kid, who can't see the truth."

Слэш - *reads newspaper*

-Some Ponies call me a genius. Some a monster. In the end I'm just a fool.-

Слэш - *picks cigarette*

-A Fool that as a kid wanted to catch criminals. Fooled with this became an detective and Остаться в живых everything...-

Слэш - *looks in the air*
Ace - Shall we go?
Слэш - Shut up.
Ace - Eh...
Слэш - *sighs* Let's go.





Episode 1
Bloody Sleepover

>TwilightSparkle Castle

Слэш - *enters the Castle*
Police - Ah detective...
Слэш - What is it. Something stolen...
Police - Uh... This time is serious. Murder.
Слэш - Huh?
Police - Well *hands over files*
Слэш - *opens the files*
Ace - *sees photo* Oh my.
Police - The six Ponies had sleepover. Owner of dragon is Princess TwilightSparkle. The dragon was found cut open in the morning in bathroom. It's terrible. His сердце was removed and placed in Twilight bedroom. His tail is missing and his head was found in the map room.
Слэш - Interesting.
Ace - Can we solve this?
Слэш - Time will tell. Lead me to crime scene.

-Bathroom-

Слэш - *looks around* Blood around, Tailess, Headless body with open ribcage. Blood on... A sink... And cealing... No weapon around... Hm? A bloody cloth in a corner...
Ace - Ты can say that much by just looking around?
Слэш - Hm... Can I speak with TwilightSparkle?
Police - Yes of course.

-Interrogation Room-
Twilight - ...
Слэш - Hm? Ты look rather calm.
Twilight - I... Don't know...
Слэш - I didn't asked Ты any questions.
Twilight - Uh.. Um...
Слэш - Calm down. I won't hurt you.......
yet..
Twilight - Hm...
Слэш - Tell me everything that happens that night.
Twilight - Well... When my Друзья came Spike was asleep and then... We were doing mare stuff at my room and then we gone sleep that's all...
Слэш - Hm. All Ты say...*Slams the table* awkwardly non-detailed. Tell me... What Ты saw in middle of night.
Twilight - W-what nothing I.. Uh *looks away*
Слэш - ...
Ace - We don't have time for that *looks her in the eyes*
Twilight - OK well... Then... I saw RainbowDash leaving room... She сказал(-а) she is going to the bathroom.
Ace - Oh! She is the Killer!
Слэш - Wrong... Stop assuming things. Let's start talking with her next.


-1 час later-

RD - What is it?
Слэш - Toilet break. Middle of night. What Ты saw.
RD - Hm? Are Ты suspecting me?
Ace - Who wouldn't.
RD - Tch...
Слэш - Just tell us everything
RD - So what I woke up I looked on all my 4 Друзья I went to toilet and... I heard something but I didn't cared so I kept going and there I left bathroom and went back to room go my 5 Друзья geez.
Слэш - That's all..
Police - *Takes RD out of the room*
Ace - ...
Слэш - Ты saw that...
Ace - Eh?
Слэш - 4 Друзья suddenly change to 5...
Ace - Oh...
Слэш - We miss one...Cloth... Dragon... Huh... We have to check one еще thing.
Ace - And it's?
Слэш - Драконы room.

-Spikes room - castle-

Слэш - *scratches*
Ace - Sir... I found... Ehm... Pair of stockings perhaps.
Слэш - Hmmm
Twilight - That's Rarity made stockings! She wore them when she went sleeping.
Ace - Huh!
Слэш - To pinpoint that... *opens desk* hmmm?
Twilight - There should be gens here!
Ace - We all know now.
Слэш - That was... Way easy...

-enterance to castle-

Rarity - Keep your hoofs away from me!
Police - *sighs*
Слэш - Welcome murderer.
Rarity - Huh? What are Ты talking about.
Слэш - Let me explain. Rarity as пони she is like gems. Ты see over time Ponies change. She went to his room in night and romanced him. Quiet easily she took gems and tried to hide them for morning. The one problem was choice of place. Bathroom - commonly used thing. She had a нож with her because of gem place. One tille can be flipped up. She wanted to hide them there. Spike found her on act and she stabbed him in the head. Ponies lose their mind after murder. She cutted his head and tail off, proceeded to cutting him open and moving his organs around. But she is a clumsy нож user... She cutted herself. Cleaned the blood in the sink, she proceeded and wiped her hands. Some blood left one her hoofs making the cloth found in toilet bloody. She went sleep. The gems are still there.
Rarity - Ты have no proof!
Слэш - *grabs her cutted hoof* Hm?
Rarity - I'm seeing it could be that!
Ace - The blood on sink is yours *shows DNA report*
Rarity - No...
Police - *takes her away* You're under arrest for slaughter.
Rarity - Noooooo!

-Later-

Ace - Nice job boss.
Слэш - We did it barley... *smokes*
Ace - Hm?
Слэш - Check autopsy.
Ace - Huh... Death by choking? Unknown DNA! Ты lied!
Слэш - Someone else killed him. Now it's time for real investigation.
Ace - What?
Слэш - *smokes* Someone tries to kill Main six... He uses same tricks as my sis-
Ace -What?
Слэш - *smacks ace head* noting idiot. Let's get going...





To Be Continued.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 7, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming: The Train Yard
Time: 10:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Everypony except the Railroad Police left the train yard.

Assassin: *Fires two bullets*
Railway Police: *Taking cover behind a boxcar*

Meanwhile, inside the train station, everyone was hiding from the gangster.

Pete: *On the phone, talking to a supervisor* We have a gangster near our train yard firing bullets at our workers... Yeah, the RP's are dealing with him now.... Railway Police! You've been on this railroad longer then I have, and Ты don't know what RP stands for?... Alright, I'm...
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At Sweet яблоко Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.

Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten еще Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need еще vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.

It was inside the house Далее to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.

Applejack: How many of us did Ты kidnap?
Nazi: Seven....
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On Mobius.

Eggman: Were Ты watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did Ты see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.

When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.

Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
Rainbow Dash: I'm радуга Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?...
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#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...
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Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*

Filly Saten: Эй, Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.

Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the пересекать, крест eyed disign*

Filly Saten: My god, your okay!?

Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do Ты ask?

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Derpy: Yeah.. By the way would Ты watch Dinky for me?

Saten: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-

Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out...
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added by Jade_23
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic радуга as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't Ты ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed by any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: Эй, yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell by your username.
1Indian1: No Ты couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what Ты do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic радуга as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine день for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing Далее to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are Ты going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: Ты stood there like a statue for 30 минуты already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before Ты hit the ball off the tee. If Ты mess up your first shot, Ты mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 31, 1960
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:33 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Meadow: *Finishing the letter*

Donut has not changed at all since Ты left. He still rants about his Главная country India, and gets in fights with Michael about what he has to do.

A few days ago

Donut: *Waiting at the station in his train* This is bogus. I should be leaving the station by now. What is taking so long?

It wasn't really time to depart, but Donut was being too impatient to know this.

Donut: Maybe the conductor Остаться в живых his voice, and can't say all aboard, so I will do it for him. *Leans out of the cab...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Далее morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants Ты to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. Ты could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case крекер, взломщик behind...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, Sprocket, and Jim finished getting across the бухта, залив Bridge in Sam's car.

Sam: Back in good old San Franciscolt.
Gordon: I swear, if we go in Oatland again, I'll kill somepony.
Jim: We have to go there again. How else are we going to kill Michael's gang?
Gordon: Create an apocalypse, and make it go across the бухта, залив Bridge.
Sprocket: Do Ты really hate Oatland that much?
Gordon: Yes.
Sam: But Ты gotta admit, Jack Лондон Square is a nice place.
Gordon: With those trains running in the middle of the street? Hell no.
Jim: Aw, come on Gordon, you're not really serious about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizzeria

Gordon: *sitting at table* I'm guessing those ponies from Fillydelphia want Ты dead.
Case Cracker: I think they're following me around too.
Gordon: Do Ты think Michael is their leader?
Case Cracker: Maybe...but we need to figure out what happened to Jim first.
Gordon: Right. And, Jim told me about a good friend of his that lives on the other side of the Golden Neigh Bridge. I know where he lives, but I can't remember the улица, уличный name.
Case Cracker: Ты think he could get us a lead?
Gordon: Possibly, but if we can't find Jim, this пони will take his spot.
Case Cracker: Fine....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Case Cracker's new car
Case Cracker's new car
Далее morning

Gordon: *Calling Case крекер, взломщик at pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *answers the call* Hey.
Gordon: Case, we got a serious problem. Get your жопа, попка over here now!
Case Cracker: I'll be there! *Gets into his new car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Waiting outside pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *arrives at the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Jim's gone missing, and we got to find him.
Case Cracker: What!? Where d'ya think he'd be?
Gordon: Probably still in Oatland with Michael. He called me, and he сказал(-а) he was in terrible trouble.
Case Cracker: We'd better head over there now. *Drives*

Two минуты after...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 22, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye: *Sitting by the tracks on Archer холм, хилл with a кулер, охладитель full of beer, watching trains pass him* Here's to Ты Percy. *Grabs a bottle of beer, smashes the вверх open, and drinks out of it* I don't know if you'll survive или not, but I really hope Ты do. *Grabs another пиво bottle, smashes the вверх of that one open, and drinks out of it*

Next morning at the train station, Pete walked into his office at 6:55 AM.

Pete: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping on his desk* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Wakes up, and gets off the desk*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: Who? Why? When?
Pilot: Origins

The день is August 10th, and on this day, a hero is born! Our story starts in New York City, at a place called "Equestria High".

But first, Peter Parker was asleep in his house, in which he lived with his Aunt May and Uncle Ben, as his parents disappeared many years ago.

"Peter! Wake up! It's time for school!" Uncle Ben woke up Peter Parker.

"I'm gettin' up..." Peter Parker smiled, as he began to wake up.

"Today's friday and we've made pancakes" Uncle Ben told Peter Parker.

"Thanks, Ты two are the best!" Peter Parker complimented his uncle

Many hours later, Peter Parker was restlessly...
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(also keep in mind that this story has a link page if Ты want to track the story еще easily. I'll еще often than not post rough drafts of chapters here first, so steadily improved versions will be available there.)

<<link

Starlight Glimmer found a staff, today.

In all honesty, it wasn't really a staff. It was just a Болталка stick she found in the desert she now called home, but it at least looked like a staff. Thinking of the uses of such an item, including the possibilities of enchantments, Starlight stowed the staff away for further examination. Finding nothing еще interesting in the...
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