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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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14th May
час 1624
Near Ponyville.
73th Equestrian Army Squadron +DISABLED+

+++21st Executive Ground Service and Capital Defenders+++

- Captain Sandman
- Operator Icepick
- Specialist Damien
- Guardian Firepit.


Dan - Welcome to EGSCD. Ты will be the last line of Canterlot Defence.
Sandman - Isn't all of squads relocated now... It's not something great.
Dan - Not truth Sandman. Ты know it. 21st is last. Ты ARE last to stay at capital.
Sandman - Copy that...


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Road to Canterlot.
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Icepick - 21st... They were great in time of Changeling - Equestria wad.
Damien - Yea...
Firepit - I'm scared for life. Apparently GlobeX already started bom ING Canterlot.
Sandman - Yeah an-
Soldier - A FUCKING RPG!
*Humvee in front of them explode and bridge collapses as everyone falls down to river*
Sandman - *walks up to Damien* Ты ok?
Damien - *close slowly eyes*
Sandman - Help me!
Icepick - Fire! *shoot at incoming enemies*
Firepit - *walks up to Damien* He will be OK I was a medic before!
Damien - *grabs his AK*
Firepit - Told ya, come on! *goes to rock*
Sandman - *grabs Damien's hoof* Come on lady.
Damien - *gets to rock and fires back at enemies*
Sandman - Eyes open!
Soldier #1 - *shoots at tangos*
GlobeX - *flies down and kills him*
Soldier #2 - Pegasuses! Fi- *gets shot in head*
Sandman - Snipers and Pegasuses!
Icepick - Watch out Pegasuses can't fly with Оружие their too heavy so they use knifes!
Firepit - I don't want this... Ponies are... Why...

*The survivors are in lake defending from surrounding them GlobeX soldiers as read comes to them. Not so long in defence ammo is getting еще rare and clear mountain water becomes ugly red bloody water with mixture of Soldiers vomit, the horror they get to see and sweet smell makes some of them commit suicide.*
Damien - *gets hit in body*
Icepick - You're okay?
Damien - Yeah it hit my best it hurts like a сука but I can shoot.
Sandman - Then shoot and stop talking shit!
Damien - *AK clicks* Shit... I'm out of ammo.
Sandman - *throws him an M4A4* It's from the dead. One last mag. Make it count.
Damien - *shoots еще enemies*
Firepit - HUNTERS! PREPARE FOR IMPACT!
*Jets drop bombs on GlobeX soldiers and below kill rest that are closer*
Hunter 3-3 - This is Hunter 3-3 we are here to save your ass.
*USA Soldiers come from above the hills*
Sandman - Rescue! Hooray!
Icepick - Hooray!
Firepit - We will live longer baby!
Damien - *looks in the air* Lilly... I hope you're still alive... *takes out фото of mare and kisses it*
Delta Leader - This is Delta Force, We have found that Остаться в живых cargo.
 Summer Pride as a filly
Summer Pride as a filly
Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 2: Rage


Oh, I find it so cliché to rewind или вперед the events, but I keep so many reels of my life, down in the cellar of my soul... and I have дана the key only to a few; because most ponies would be terrified of what they might see... that cellar is dark and scary and full of demons... and I was trapped down there for so long... but if Ты wish to understand me and the things I've done, you'll have to take the risk and go down the stairs... Let's just start from the beginning.

As I look back, during my long lifetime, I've been called...
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At Professor Something's house

Professor Something: Sally? *opens door* Ты can come out- *notices Sally is gone* GONE AGAIN?! *smashes lantern*

Back at townhall

Jack: Ok, Ты all know what to do?
Ponies: Yes Jack.
Sally: *arrives in town hall*
Insanity Crusaders: *arrive*

The insanity crusaders are somewhat like the cutie mark crusaders. The ponies in this group are the mayor's daughter, Brenna, a жеребенок, кольт that dresses up like the devil, named Charlie, and the third пони is dressed like a mummy. His name is Jake.

Brenna: Hi Jack.
Charlie: Ты wanted to see us?
Jake: I know we can do what Ты tell us...
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posted by AngelicWaffle
DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? Ты here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...
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My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until Ты all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. Ты opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until Ты all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...
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My Little POny, My Little POny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i used to wonder what breadshit could be. My Litle Pony, until Ты all shared dispensers with me!

Rainbow Dash: Big adventures!
Pinkie Pie: BON! BON! BON!
Rarity: a beautiful heart!
Apple Jack: faithful and strong.
Fluttershy: shating kindness!
Twilight:: it's an easy feat!
And sandvich makes it all complete
My Little Pony!
Do Ты know you're all my very best FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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posted by _MockingJay_
Silver Tune was worried as she was walking back home. She looked around every 10 seconds. Trixie's sentence, "You're dead meat!" was still on her mind. Silver Tune was holding the razor that was in her pocket.

???: HEY!

Silver Tune gasped. She turned around and saw Trixie with two other mares beside her. Silver Tune's eyes widen.

ST: *shows Razor at Trixie* Don't Ты dare come close to me!
Trixie: *laughs* It's 3 against 1. Yeah, I don't think so.
Lily: *laughs*
Rose: Idiot. *laughs*
ST: *gulps* *takes a step back*
Rose: Aww, don't be afraid.
Lily: Yeah, we'll just like beat Ты up, that's all....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 аппалузу, аппалуза Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten еще laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do Ты think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a минута later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, Ты get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank Ты so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run by thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 7: The boss of my boss is my enemy

Idea by: Chibi-Emmy

May 25, 1951

We start this episode near the station of Cheyenne. An observation car was sitting on a siding near the line.

???: Oh my god man! How many of these engines do Ты still have?
Pete: The same ammount we had since 1944.
???: That's not good! We can't allow this!!!
Pete: Sir, we have a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon ran surprisingly fast to the end of the train, and was getting prepared to use a spell that would get the derailed cars back onto the tracks.

Gordon: *panting* I have to make it. *nearly trips* I'm so close to the end. *lays on ground*

Gordon stopped, after only moving an inch, running alongside a train that was one mile long.

Coffee Creme: *teleports to end of train*
Gordon: No, no, no! Don't tell Orion anything!! *runs again* Damnit, I'm getting tired. *falls on ground*
Orion: He can't run for shit.
Coffee Creme: Really? Whatever, let's just get our trains back on the tracks, and repair...
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The last we saw our heroes, they met three new characters: Tropical Breeze, Toopie the octopus, and Red Rose (fiancee of King Sombra). They had just formulated a plan to overthrow King Cobra, and had packed the necessary belongings for the road before them. Since it was evening, they planned on going in the morning. As they slept, one was still awake, far across Equestria.

King Cobra: (Hissing to himself) I can't wait to get a Переместить on and conquer this blasted land already. Hopefully I'll also find that sniveling coward King Sombra, so I can rip his horn right out of his skull!

Anvil, the main...
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 Jenny Fivel
Jenny Fivel
after that statement i put the newspaper back in my saddle bag. ,"Scootaloo what was that?" Cherilee asked. ,"nothing Ms. Cherilee haha" i сказал(-а) nervously
Cherilee grabbed it out of my hooves and looked at it and gasped. ,"this must of been what happened to jenny" she was surprised by the newspaper i found. later we went to the Ponyville Historic museum and she turned it into the museum. The Далее день our class to a field trip to the museum and i learned a lot еще about Fivel than before . But still me and my sister and Twilight all found the real evidence that the law enforcement was to scared...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will Показать Ты them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and радуга Dash.

FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of радуга Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM радуга Dash: Oh, of course Ты had to beat me up! Why couldn't Ты have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM радуга Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat Ты up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no пони get beat up?...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
 SnowFlake
SnowFlake
In Equestria... One день is soo special... the 4 Ponies is chose to be a Warriors... Heros... Special Ponies who protect Equestria from evil Underground Ponies... the normal Ponies from small Cities can be true warriors? yes... here a story of 5 Друзья who wants to be a warriors...


ACT
I
THE NEW WARRIORS

Dan : blah blah blah... blahhhhhh....
Shadow : uhhhhhh
SnowFlake : *eating ice scream*
Celestia : DEAR PONIES!!!! THE NEW 4 WARRIORS IS : SNOWFLAKE, SHADOW, ORIONSTARDUST AND DAN!!!!!
Dan : I know I dont gonna b- WAIT WHAT!!!!
Luna : uhhh Dan Shadow SnowFlake and OrionDust gonna be heros
Shadow :...
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 "Are Ты bucking joking?!"
"Are you bucking joking?!"
радуга Dash woke up in the morning and flew down to Sweet яблоко Acres. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was already knocking down apples into a bucket. "Morning Rainbow" AJ сказал(-а) to her mare friend. "You get started on that side as she pointed with her hoof. "Got it" the Pegasus сказал(-а) excitedly. It didn't take long before радуга Dash got tired, "AJ..." She yelled over to the other side. "Yeah Rainbow?" The farmer пони asked. "I'm exhausted" Dash managed to shout. "Well...if Ты can holler, then get back to it" яблоко сказал(-а) to her. ," are Ты bucking joking?!" RD сказал(-а) as if surprised. "Yep, Ты сказал(-а) Ты wanted to help me". "Yeah but I didn't know this is how hard Ты worked every day" яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса stopped and walked over to her mare friend looking like she was coming over to hit her. "We'll Rainbow! I thought Ты wanted to help me?! If y'all don't, then get outta here!" Her country voice was starting to Показать due to her anger. 
 "If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that радуга Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They sure did. What kind of пицца do Ты want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
Rainbow Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

Rainbow Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by....
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Several минуты after beating up Diamond Tiara, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса went back to her family's place.

granny smith: A.J. I just got a call from the cops saying that Ты beat up a filly.
Applejack: She made fun of Applebloom, and beat up a police officer.
granny smith: Well that doesn't mean Ты can beat the crap out of them.
Applejack: Yeah it does.

A few минуты after talking with granny smith, things got out of hand.

Rarity: Why am I here?
Applejack: Just keep an eye on them *floors it*
Applebloom: Applejack?! Where ya goin?
Applejack: *drives toward toll booth*
toll pony: 2 bits.
Applejack: *pays toll*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: Ты two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. Ты better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't Ты use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting Ты guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist пони 4: *drives...
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 Lightning Dust spriniting though woods
Lightning Dust spriniting though woods
When Pin Tail shot the insane пони in the секунда story, the troops left the house. Once General Sky Night thought he heard something, Sky сказал(-а) ,"I think we should Переместить towards the back of the house". Scootaloo asked worried ,"was there someone up there with them?"

"Probably.." Green interrupted "I thought I saw another shadow near the кухня on the first floor" he finished. "So then we are going to have to go into the Dungeon woods then" The general told them. 

After their conversation the Ponyville military went into the woods and searched for the enemy пони that escaped the battle. It only...
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The once lived a young filly named Alice. She was a strange little filly, always curious about everything, especially what her cutie mark was going to be. One день she decided to go and find it. As she was exploring around the edge of the everfree forest, she saw a жеребенок, кольт hopping around like a rabbit. "Where are Ты going?" She called, "My name is Alice and why are Ты jumping up and down?"
"No time to talk," He sounded nervous. "I am very late and if that bird doesn't get here soon-" He gulped "it's off with my head." His cutie mark was a Золото pocket watch and if Ты looked closely, Ты could...
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