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I did a crossover of Saten Twist and his crew in GTA.. And than decided to do a sequel, where crazy man, Trevor, follows them back to Ponyville.. And how this is JUST as bad as Ты would think..

This also introduces Pita and Maggie.. My first openly GAY characters.. Who are actually badass..

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Saten Twist and Derpy are seen eating subway, and watching a old cowboy movie.

Suddenly Trevor Phillips burst down the door. Demanding his money.

"WHAT THE!?" Saten cried.

"WHERE'S MY MONEY!?" Trevor cried.

"WHAT MONEY!?" Saten cried.

"You owe money to HIM, what's wrong with you!?"

"No, I owe to his daughter.. She found me some grass" Saten admits.

"And Ты didn't share it with me!?" Derpy cried.

"We don't have to share EVERYTHING Derpy"

"We don't. But it's still highly recommended that we do" Derpy said.

Trevor pulls out a AP Pistol.

"MONEY! NOW!" He cried.

Derpy sighed and said, "I'll handle this".

Derpy walks to behind Trevor, grabbing a glass vase.

"MONEY!" Trevor cried, before Derpy heads him the back of the head, knocking him unconscious.

Awkward silence.

"You still have that weed?" Derpy asked.

"Sure, follow me" Saten said, heading to a off view room.

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SEVERAL HOURS LATER:

Derpy is seen poking Trevor, getting him to wake up. He finally does.

"How did Ты find us? We left Los Santos weeks ago.. Why are Ты in Ponyvile" Derpy asks.

"It wasn't hard, I just found the huge signs, saying WELCOME TO PONYVILLE"

"Again.. Why are Ты here?.. How did Ты find us?" Derpy asked.

"I asked that purple girl for directions to your house"

"Twilight!?.. Ты saw Twilight!?" Derpy asked nervously.

"Yes, the purple one.. I demanded her for Ответы about where to find you.. She refused to help me, сказал(-а) she new I was bad new.. I admit.. I kinda got a little angry"

"You didn't!"

"I didn't kill her, no.. But I started threatening that little dragon, saying I'll break his neck.. She suddenly got real quick with the answers" Trevor said.

"Your a monster Trevor" Derpy growled.

"Hey, I never actually hurt him" Trevor said.

"Yeah, but Ты сказал(-а) Ты were GONNA hurt him.. Spike is a little kid.. Here little brother" Derpy said.

"Any I care because?"

"That's it, I have to do it" Derpy said.

"Do wha-"

Before Trevor finished, Derpy tasered him, and he cried in pain.

"SHIT! THAT HURT!"

"It was suppose to.. I liked it better when Ты were unconscious" Derpy said.

"That's not what your mom sai-"

Derpy tasers him again.

"AHH, STOP DOING THAT!" He cried angrily.

"As soon as it gets boring" Derpy cried, and tasers him again, Trevor screamed angrily in pain.

"Nope, still fun" Derpy chuckled, sadistically.

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A FEW DAYS LATER:

Trevor is seen holding Mayor Mare outside her open window.

"Fine, I'll bring Ты to my damn birthday party" Mare сказал(-а) tearfully.

"Will there be Шоколад cake?" Trevor asked.

"No" Mare said.

Trevor losses his grip.

"I MEAN YES! YES!" Mare cried in fear.

"That a girl" Trevor said, putting her back inside, and patting her on the head.

"You won't get away with that, I'm the mayor. It's in my name"

"Well. Considering how lame your police force is, I'm pretty sure I WOULD get away with it" Trevor said.

"I know Chief Ditto"

"Oh, him.. He's different.. Fine, I'll leave" Trevor said, leaving, Показ some dead guards from outside the house.

"And Ты may wanna repaint" Trevor said, riding off on a bicycle, whistling Camptown Races.

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Mayor Mare brings Trevor reluctantly too her birthday. Though Pinkie Pie was happy about this, she gets to give him welcome to ponyville party.

"Yeah, lets party" Trevor said, pulling out his AP Pistol and shoots вишня Barry though the head, killing her, and blood sprays over some of the shocked guests.

"WHAT ARE Ты DOING!?" Pinkie screamed.

"What Ты said, I'm partying" Now who wants so sky blue Methamphetamine?" Trevor asked.

"You mean from Breaking Bad?" Octavia asked.

"It's shocking that Ты know that" Rarity says.

"It's a Популярное a show. . Anyway, where's Twilight?" радуга asked.

"Nobody has seen her sense yesterday" Rarity says.

AT CANTERLOT:

"He's gonna burn down all of ponyville if Ты don't hurry" Twilight said, having flew there a few days ago, due to still being a in training alicorn princess.

"Oh sweetie, he can't be so ba-"

"We saw him EAT someone!" Twilight cried.

"Well, I can't protect Ты Twilight.. I might be the police chief, but I'm also only ONE ageing Alicorn" Ditto said.

"... He knows where Scootaloo lives"

Ditto paused.

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THE Далее DAY:

Ditto is seen handcuffing Trevor.

"Now think about what Ты did" Ditto said.

"What DID I do!?" Trevor cried.

"Don't Ты sass me" Ditto said, throwing Trevor in the cop car.

(zooms in on Twilight).

"You sure he won't get out?" Twilight asked nervously.

"Yes, he'll never get awa- (when zoomed back out, Trevor is out of the car, left the cuffs behind, and is long gone) Oh, damn it, he got away" Ditto сказал(-а) annoyedly.


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After two weeks, Trevor ends up in Manhattan.

Shortly after we see Maggie, who runs the bar, is holding Trevor's arm in a painful position, ready to break it if necessary.

"What happened here?" Spitfire asked, coming in after hearing all the noise.

"He called me a cunt after I сказал(-а) we had no Whiskey here" маргарита, маргаритка said, holding Trevor down.

"Oh.." Spitfire said, heading towards the bar stool, and looking at the menu as security began forcing Trevor out.

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

Pita is seen driving Trevor home.

"So.. Ты really pissed off my girlfriend"

"You guys are gay?.. I don't care, I'm fine if Ты are.. I just don't see it" Trevor said, and being completely censure about it.

"Well, technically I'm bisexual.. And I got tired of boys always breaking my heart, decided to try switching teams, see if it's any better.. And who better, than my old collage room mate.. Who I think had a crush on me anyway." Pita explained.

"But, this is probably getting weird.. So I'll stop talking about it" Pita said.

"No.. It's okay... It's kinda hot" Trevor said.

"Eww" Pita сказал(-а) under her breath.

"I honestly think I'm bisexual as well.. I'll honestly fuck anything.. I even fucked a snail.. And the worst part is that the улитка STILL didn't call me, even to this day!" Trevor said.

Pita doesn't reply. To creeped out by that statement.

"Say, Ты mind if I share some deeply personal secrets with you?" Trevor asked.

"Oh god, please don-"

"I honestly think I am sexually attracted to my mom.. But I knew she would never understand.. And that's when I realized.. I HAD TO KILL THAT FUCKING BITCH!!

(Time Skip)

TREVOR: That's when I realized I have a fetish for being raped by Donald Trump.. Probably because he's such a large figure wait now.. And me being a meth addicted, SLUT!

(Time Skip)

TREVOR: I probably gave my dog AIDS.. But it was still a interesting day..

(Time Skip)

TREVOR: And that's why I killed the dude, and made him into a cupcake, witch I fed to the town of ponyville..

"(stops the car) Hey, we made it.. Again, thanks for keeping me company." Trevor сказал(-а) before he exits the car, heading to his hotel room.

Pita is seen with widened eyes of terror. Completely speechless.

Saten flies over shortly after.

"Hey beautiful.. Looking hot, and fuck worthy"

Pita doesn't reply.

"Hey, I'm joking, I know Ты like girls now"

Pita doesn't reply

"Are Ты okay Pita?"

"... Bar" Pita saiid quitely.

"We need to go the bar"

"But why?" Saten asked.

"We need to go the bar!" Pita replied, louder.

"But Ты don't drin-"

"BAR! NOW!" Pita screamed.

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AT A BAR:

"Wow.. He's worse than I thought" Saten said, as Pita chugs down a водка bottle.

"Can we just forget about it.. How long is he here?"

"I'm not sure" Saten admitted.




I'll end it here..
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Round 14 is beginning, and the ponies are following радуга Dash as she goes to buy мул Kick

Rainbow Dash: *Shoots six zombies as she gets to the мул kick, and buys one. She drinks it, and kills a zombie by hitting it with the empty bottle* Now I can have three guns!
Applejack: *Shoots seven zombies with her луч, рэй Gun* This fucking gun is amazing! *Shoots six more* This fucking gun is amazing!
Rainbow Dash: Is that why Ты сказал(-а) it twice?
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the heads off of five zombies with her RPK* The life has been drained from that one.
Twilight: Good shooting doctor. *Confused* (Why am I carring...
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After years and years of beating by the Elements of Harmony,
they've now gathering together with lots of strentghs and numbers.
Led by the Evil Entity and Professor Pericles, going at their quest of making sure to take over Equestria.
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The Staff was ready.

    After the Implementation of many enchantments, including "magic amplification," the time had come for Starlight Glimmer to test her new magical item: the Destiny Removal Staff. The name needed a bit of work, and was definitely a mouth full, but that was a work in progress. Of course, the staff was nothing еще than a simple piece of wood, and would continue to be nothing еще extraordinary than that. However, the staff now acted as a conduit for her spells (along with a few illusion spells). She could, in theory, make any of her spells...
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Episode 1: вверх 11 Best Marvel NOW! Publications

*The camera points facing Nick and Sunset Shimmer*

Nick: Hello! I'm Nick of Blondlionezel.

Sunset Shimmer: And I'm Sunset Shimmer.

Nick: Welcome to our new show! Here we will talk about comics, from Marvel to DC.

Sunset Shimmer: We'll also do вверх lists, along with following current events in the comics.

Nick: Today, we're doing a вверх 15 Best Marvel NOW! Publications. But first, we need some background.

Sunset Shimmer: After the events of Avengers vs X-Men, all Marvel characters were scattered, starting new events and stories. However, unlike DC's New...
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 радуга Dash's car
Rainbow Dash's car
Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with радуга Dash, and we were going to Переместить into a very nice house by a кекс factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the хобот, ствол of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What Ты really want...
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Silent Song is a female unicorn пони and a Фан character based on the My Little пони Friendship is Magic. She is a mute but still loves to sociallise.

Silent Song preforms at many social events playing the violin using her unicorn magic, but has her own house and recording studio that she shares with fellow muscians (such as Octavia Melody) in Canterlot.

She has a white and розовый deer-like creature called a Faeree as a pet who's name is Cerise. Faeree's can read the thoughts of those close to them, but cannot pass those thoughts onto anyone else but the being the thought came from....
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Ever since one of my Избранное episodes of Season 4 came out, which was Flight To The Finish, only one thing has crossed my mind: Scootaloo needs to fucking fly. Diamond Tiara went ableism on Scootaloo, amd that drove me over the edge. My instinct after the episode? Time to win some races! I ended up winning about 900, all told, from the end of that episode until today. I then retroactively added all other racing game wins I accrued, making my total еще like 4,200. Add my sports game wins, and you're looking at 4,550. Add the rest of my wins in games that count them, and now Ты have a total...
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Forget flying. Just take the train.
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Episode 6: Wolverine

Me: *Reading The Incredible Hulk #181 near a bakery*

Pinkie Pie: *Bounces up to me* Guten tag, Nick!

Me: Hello Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: *Notices the comic I am reading* Ooooh who's that yellow and blue guy?

Me: Oh, that's Wolverine.

Pinkie Pie: Wolverine? He sounds like fun!

Me: Well, he is the best at what he does. Wolverine, aka Logan, used to an agent for Canada, but later joined the X-Men. He has a healing factor, Adamantium-covered bone claws, and heightened senses.

Pinkie Pie: He sounds like he is best at what he does!

Me: He joined the X-Men in Giant Sized X-Men #1*, which...
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Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as Olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

The bodyshop is a place where ponies repair cars. It's hard work, but everypony enjoys it. I can think of something else that's hard for others to enjoy.

Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Alright everypony, we're expecting two cars to come in today. One is an '03 Pearla, and the other is a much newer SUV.
Wheel Bearing: Ты don't know what type of SUV it is?
Mr. Beddler: No. I don't even...
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In my opinion the whole world has gone mad, whacko! Just look at the traffic congestions on the main highway!

Ponies: *beeping horn*
drunk pony: *steals Coltillac*

The terrible conditions of our air traffic control system

Japanese: *bomb pearl harbor*

The destruction of private property, and the Список goes on so much. The point is that Equestria has gone mad! And here's how it all started.

unicorn: *driving fast*
Pinkie Pie: Whats' with him?
unicorn: *driving 100 miles an hour*
Mirage: *honks horn*
unicorn: *drives off cliff*

Four cars arrived near the wreck.
The first car was a Sportsedan....
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