Twilight is seen pacing back and forth.
Twilight Sparkle: I'm trying Saten.I'm trying to be open minded.. But your girlfriend still isn't someone I trust.
Saten (puts drops in his bloodshot eyes from the weed): Well.. Just promise Ты won't interfer.. Now aren't we suppose to inviting your gang for dinner?
Twilight: Oh. Right.. Thanks for the reminder.
Saten: Hey, without the boes, I'm smarter than people think.
PONYVILLE:
Starlight and Trixie out in the open.
вишня Berry and Goldengrape: [unintelligible whispering] ...did Ты see...?
[unintelligible whispering of varous ponies]
Trixie: Everyone always says they'll give Ты a секунда chance, but deep down, they never forget..
Starlight Glimmer: That's what I'm worried about.
Trixie: [sighs]
Starlight Glimmer: What is it?
Trixie: I heard what Twilight сказал(-а) about me, and she's right. I wasn't very nice.. Saten, Derpy, and Glaze rubbed off on me in that way as well.. So I'd understand if Ты didn't want to be friends.
Starlight Glimmer: Are Ты kidding?! You're the first пони I've met who has any idea how I feel! Except Saten, (playfully) but I don't really get what Ты see in him.
Trixie: I was bullied at school.. He stood up for me. I never forgot that.. Thought it meant something.. Turns out it didn't. He liked AppleJack.. But after I told him how I felt about him, he felt so guilty about hurting my feelings, that he dated me anyway.. Tuns out it worked for the best.
Starlight: Yeah..
Trixie: Want to help me unpack my wagon?
Starlight: Of coarse.
Twilight Sparkle: I'm trying Saten.I'm trying to be open minded.. But your girlfriend still isn't someone I trust.
Saten (puts drops in his bloodshot eyes from the weed): Well.. Just promise Ты won't interfer.. Now aren't we suppose to inviting your gang for dinner?
Twilight: Oh. Right.. Thanks for the reminder.
Saten: Hey, without the boes, I'm smarter than people think.
PONYVILLE:
Starlight and Trixie out in the open.
вишня Berry and Goldengrape: [unintelligible whispering] ...did Ты see...?
[unintelligible whispering of varous ponies]
Trixie: Everyone always says they'll give Ты a секунда chance, but deep down, they never forget..
Starlight Glimmer: That's what I'm worried about.
Trixie: [sighs]
Starlight Glimmer: What is it?
Trixie: I heard what Twilight сказал(-а) about me, and she's right. I wasn't very nice.. Saten, Derpy, and Glaze rubbed off on me in that way as well.. So I'd understand if Ты didn't want to be friends.
Starlight Glimmer: Are Ты kidding?! You're the first пони I've met who has any idea how I feel! Except Saten, (playfully) but I don't really get what Ты see in him.
Trixie: I was bullied at school.. He stood up for me. I never forgot that.. Thought it meant something.. Turns out it didn't. He liked AppleJack.. But after I told him how I felt about him, he felt so guilty about hurting my feelings, that he dated me anyway.. Tuns out it worked for the best.
Starlight: Yeah..
Trixie: Want to help me unpack my wagon?
Starlight: Of coarse.
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe Ты pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're Ты heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are Ты going!?
Master Sword: Didn't Ты hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the сказал(-а) bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe Ты pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're Ты heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are Ты going!?
Master Sword: Didn't Ты hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the сказал(-а) bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret Голоса from Shining Armor. Thank Ты Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Иисус has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret Голоса from Shining Armor. Thank Ты Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Иисус has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
MEANWHILE:
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let Ты in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are Ты saying Ты KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)
That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making Болталка words to make this Статья long enough....
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let Ты in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are Ты saying Ты KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)
That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making Болталка words to make this Статья long enough....