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What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black конвертируемый, кабриолет with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the конвертируемый, кабриолет they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times by a blue unicorn. He gets punched one еще time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting Далее to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
радуга Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15

Song: link

Canterlot, 6:50 AM

The sun was just rising as a convoy left Canterlot. In the convoy was a Lincoln, two Chryslers, and a 1954 Cadillac convertible. Each car was shiny, and black, and Twilight's in the Cadillac. The front of that car has two purple flags with her cutie mark on it.

Episode 3: Рождество Trees And Assassinations

Special Guest Stars, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna as theirselves.
SeanTheHedgehog's Tom Foolery as Brett Flasch

In Gran Turismo, everypony heard that Twilight Sparkle was coming to visit.

Tim: *Listening to the radio inside his car as he drives to his police barracks to get started with work for the day*
News Pony: I'm afraid that there is some controversy going over a decision Twilight Sparkle made yesterday. She has decided to change the name of Hearth's Warming Eve to Christmas. The name is different, but the holiday is not. However, dozens of ponies have shared their disinterest in this, violently.

A little while later, the convoy entered Gran Turismo. This time, two state troopers were at the front, and back of the convoy. The song starts to fade away as ponies cheer for Twilight.

Brett: *Holding a sniper rifle*
Twilight Sparkle: *Laughing with two Royal Guards
Brett: *Aims his rifle, and fires a bullet, but it hits the door near one of the Royal Guards*
Ponies: *Running away*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!
Twilight: Ah! *Ducks*

The convoy started to go faster.

Brett: *Fires two еще bullets*
Royal Guard 2: Where are those shots coming from?
Royal Guard: I don't know. Don't slow down until those shots stop being fired.
Brett: Dammit! *Running out of the building*
Toby: *Nearby on patrol with Red in a brand new Caprice police car*
Brett: *Gets in his car, and drives away*
Toby: *Spots Brett, and sees the sniper rifle* Red, see that винтовка in his car?
Red: Yes.
Toby: Did Ты hear about that assassination attempt on Twilight just now?
Red: Ты don't suppose-
Toby: I do. *Puts on his sirens*
Brett: *Floors it*
Toby: *Follows Brett*
Brett: I need car chase music. *Looking for the right Музыка to play on the radio*

Song (Start it at 0:05): link

Brett: Ah, to hell with it. This is good enough.
Red: *On the walkie talkie* That's right, he's going down Byer Lane right now. The road with the train tracks on them.
Brett: *Getting distracted by the music*
Engineer: *Hits Brett's car with a train, then stops his train*

Stop the song.

Brett: Well, that escalated quickly. Good thing the train was going slow. *Teleports out of his car*
Toby: What the hell? He just used magic to get out of that car.
Red: Now what do we do?
Toby: That blue unicorn could still be in Gran Turismo. If he wants to kill Twilight Sparkle, there's no doubt he's gonna stay here to try again. We need to tell the Captain.

Tim was in the briefing room with the rest of his Друзья when Captain Jefferson started talking.

Captain Jefferson: Twilight Sparkle has some business to take care of here, but unfortunately, someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town. Toby and Red spotted the suspect while out on patrol earlier.
Tim: Did the пони that tried to kill Twilight escape?
Captain Jefferson: Yes. He used magic to get out of his car. Now visiting us is Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna. They have something to tell us.
Celestia: *Walks in the room with Luna*
Ponies: *Clapping*
Celestia: Thank Ты for your warm welcome.
Luna: I just wish Twilight got the same welcoming we got.
Celestia: We have been doing some research, and we believe our suspect is Brett Flasch.
Luna: He's a member of ISIS, and helped over thirty North Koreans sneak into Equestria.
Julia: This guy sounds like bad news.
Celestia: Of course he does. He fits the Описание Toby and Red gave of the пони they were chasing. Blue unicorn, brown mane, and оранжевый eyes.
Captain Jefferson: I was going to tell them that.
Celestia: Oh, forgive me. Now, I do have one request. With your captain's permission, I want one of Ты to watch over Twilight until Brett, или whoever the suspect is, is captured.
Toby: *Nervous*
Tim: *Looking at Toby, and smiles*
Julia: *Smirks* I think Toby would be the best choice for this assignment Celestia.
Celestia: Thank you. Toby, please stand up.
Toby: *Stands up*
Celestia: *Walks towards him* What is your last name?
Toby: Linnehan.
Celestia: Ты understand that this task is very important. Correct?
Toby: Yes ma'am, I do.
Celestia: If anything bad happens to her, it's on you, and you'll be arrested for twenty years for treason.
Toby: Celestia, Ты can count on me to protect Twilight Sparkle.
Celestia: Good. Here she comes now.
Twilight: *Walks into the room* Hello everypony.
Ponies: *Clapping*
Toby: *Sweating* Hi Twilight.
Tim: *Whispers to Julia* What have Ты done to him?
Julia: *Whispers back* I saw the look in his eyes.
Tim: What look?
Julia: The look of love. Can Ты do me a favor?
Tim: What?
Julia: Can I come over to your house, and talk with you?
Tim: Sure.

Later that day, Tim and Julia rode to Tim's house. His house was close to the Round Freeway on the northern part of town.

Tim: *Stops in his Viper*
Julia: *Stops behind him on her motorcycle*
Tim: *Gets out of his car, and watches Julia get off her motorcycle* Let's go inside. *Walks with Julia into his house* So what do Ты want to talk about?
Julia: I need help getting a Рождество Tree.
Tim: Are Ты having trouble looking for one?
Julia: *Sadly nods* I really need one.
Tim: Real, или fake?
Julia: I don't care, I just want one.
Tim: Why don't Ты try Ponyville? It's just south of us.
Julia: Is that where Ты got yours?
Tim: Yeah. Tomorrow, after we're off duty, I'll take Ты into Ponyville, and we'll get Ты a Рождество Tree. Okay?
Julia: *Happy* Okay.

Toby's house was Далее to a gunshop, across the улица, уличный from Shadow Lake.

Toby: *Parks his brand new Chrysler 200 in front of his house* Okay Princess, out we go.
Twilight: *Steps out of the car*
Toby: *Walks with Twilight to his house* Did Ты enjoy the ride?
Twilight: Yes. I felt very relaxed.
Toby: Good. I bet Ты your Cadillac is still better to ride in. *Opens the door for her*
Twilight: *Walks inside* Yes, but I wouldn't mind having a 200. We have 300's, but I want a car just like yours.

They sit down at a table.

Toby: So what kind of business are Ты doing here?
Twilight: Business related to terrorists, and how to put an end to it.
Toby: It's about time we stopped them.
Twilight: But I'm afraid that's what caused somepony to try and shoot me earlier today, and if not, why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.
Twilight: And in Canterlot, they're also trying to hurt me, because I changed Hearth's Warming Eve to Christmas.
Toby: Uh Princess, may I tell Ты something?
Twilight: Yeah?
Toby: *Nervous* I, uh,.. want Ты to make yourself comfortable.
Twilight: *Smirking* There's something else Ты want to tell me, is there?
Toby: Would Ты like to, uh... *Sweating* Go out on a дата sometime?
Twilight: *Giggles* Is that why Ты were nervous? I'd Любовь to go out with you.
Toby: Great. Tomorrow, at 6?
Twilight: Yes.

Tim and Julia were on patrol at the docks.

Julia: *Turns left at the docks*
Tim: Have Ты decided what kind of Рождество дерево Ты wanted?
Julia: Something big, and fat.
Tim: I'll bet. Our shift ends in five minutes, so we'll go into Ponyville to find one of those.
Julia: *Turns left, and passes a police station, огонь house, and hospital*

A brand new Impala in light blue passed them.

Tim: Double line.
Julia: Yeah, I know. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 94: *Pulls over*
Julia: *Stops behind the car, and goes out to talk to the driver*
Tim: GT24, pulling over a light blue Chevrolet for passing on a double line on Green Drive, license Adam, 4, 4, Lincoln, Sam, Henry.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Julia: *Looking at the driver* May I see your driver's license and registration please?
Stallion 94: Yeah yeah. *Gives Julia his driver's license and registration* I know what I did was wrong.
Julia: Why'd Ты do it?
Stallion 94: I'm in a hurry. My boss let me out late, and I have to pick up my son from daycare.
Julia: *Gives the stallion his license and registration back, along with a ticket* Ты know? *Leans on the door near the stallion* This car is sexy. Keep it that way.
Stallion 94: *Smiles* Yes ma'am.
Julia: Merry Christmas. *Walks away*
Stallion: Happy Hearth's Warming Eve.
Julia: *Drives away* Ты know what? I changed my mind. The дерево I want is tall, and handsome.
Tim: Were Ты flirting with that guy?
Julia: Haha. What do Ты think?
Tim: I don't think I'm gonna answer that question.

Meanwhile, Brett was talking to fifty North Koreans. Their current location is unknown.

Brett: Gentlecolts. In fifteen hours, at precisely 6 in the morning, Twilight Sparkle will be ours. Have Ты got the bomb ready?
North Korean Ponies: Yes.
Brett: I'm glad to hear that. I found a building in Gran Turismo that will be suitable for Twilight's death. If we blow it up, it will destroy a nearby gas station, and during our process of murdering Twilight Sparkle, we will also make Equestria lose precious gasoline.
North Korean Ponies: *Cheering*
Brett: This new town in Equestria will quickly have a terrible history. Let's make it happen!!
North Korean Ponies: *Cheering*

The Далее morning at Toby's house, Toby was getting ready to go to work.

Toby: That was a great time we had yesterday.
Twilight: Yes. I want to do that again tonight. This time, invite your Друзья Tim, and Julia.
Toby: Okay. *Goes to the door, but looks at Twilight before he leaves* Remember, if you're in any kind of trouble, and Ты can't use your magic, try to make a phone call to my Captain, или Princess Celestia.
Twilight: I won't forget Toby. Thank you.
Toby: You're welcome. *Walks out of the house*
Brett: *In the back with two North Koreans*
Twilight: *Preparing herself a bowl of cereal*
Brett: **Walks into the house, and uses magic to make Twilight fall asleep* Put her in the car.
North Korean Ponies: Yes sir. *Grabbing Twilight Sparkle, and taking her out of the house with Brett*

They put Twilight in a dark blue Mercedes-Benz, and drove away. The building they were going to was a five story apartment building in the northern section of Gran Turismo. It's the same place Brett was in where he tried to assassinate Twilight earlier in this episode.

Brett: We have to wait for the others. Meanwhile, kill every hostage in this building.
North Koreans: *Walking into the buildings with AK47's*
Brett: *Using magic to get Twilight out of the car. He hears shots being fired from the North Koreans*
Julia: *Driving her police car with Tim sitting Далее to her. She turns right onto Green Drive and passes a railroad crossing, and goes under the highway*
Dispatch: Units near Byer Lane, there's a Сообщить of shots being fired at Golita Apartments. Use caution, repeat use caution.
Tim: That's near my house.
Julia: Wanna check it out?
Tim: We have to.
Julia: But we're not near Byer Lane.
Tim: Just go there anyway.
Julia: *Driving as fast as she can to the apartment building*
Tim: *Listening to the radio*
Police Pony: This is GT15, I spotted the suspects- *Shots are heard* Aaah!!!
Police пони 2: Officer down, suspects have opened огонь on us!
Julia: Ты sure Ты wanna go through with this?
Tim: Let's take the back entrance.
Dispatch: Attention all units, we got an update on the suspects in the Golita Apartments. They have Twilight Sparkle as a hostage.
Julia: *Stops her car at the back of the apartment*
Tim: GT24, we're entering the apartment from the back. Request permission to engage any suspects with our guns.
Dispatch: Ten-4, but only if they огонь at you.
Julia: Let's do this buddy.
Tim: *Goes to the door, and opens it*
North Korean Pony: *Shooting at them*
Tim: *Closes the door so he, and Julia won't get shot. He opens the door, and returns fire*
North Korean Pony: *Falls down*
Tim: *Walks to him* Where's Twilight Sparkle?
North Korean Pony: In the basement with Brett.
Julia: Thanks. *Arresting the pony*
North Korean Pony: There's another thing Ты need to know. Brett has Twilight strapped to a bomb.
Julia: Do Ты have any experience in disarming a bomb?
Tim: I remember learning a few things about it.
Julia: I'm gonna call for back up, and a bomb squad.
Tim: Right. I'll go find Twilight, and see if I can get her away from the bomb. *Runs downstairs*
Julia: Be careful!

Tim was running downstairs in an attempt to find Twilight.

Tim: *Finds Twilight tied to a chair. Her horn and wings have been removed* There Ты are. *Runs towards her*
Twilight: Look out!
Brett: *Appears behind Tim, and throws a knife*
Tim: *Ducks to avoid being hit by the knife*
Brett: Don't Ты dare try to help Twilight. She needs to be killed for her crimes against the Islamic State.
Tim: *Grabs his gun*
Brett: *Using magic to make the gun disappear*
Tim: *Runs towards Brett and knocks him down*
Julia: *Outside, on the radio calling for backup* Please hurry. That bomb needs to be disarmed.
Dispatch: Ten-4, we're sending a swat team with a bomb squad.
Brett: *Using magic to activate the bomb*

The timer began at 10:00.

Tim: *Punches Brett's horn off of his head*
Brett: *Stands up, picks up Tim, and kicks him onto the ground*
Twilight: *Gasp* Tim, be careful.
Brett: *Picks up Tim again, and punches him three times.
Tim: *Spits blood onto Brett's face*
Brett: *Punches Tim one еще time, and his glasses break*
Tim: *Looks at his broken glasses, and punches Brett onto the floor*
Brett: Ah! *Grabs a Desert Eagle*
Tim: *Dives onto Brett, and makes him drop the gun*
Brett: *Running for the gun*
Tim: *Trips Brett, and runs over him, getting the gun*
Brett: *Pushes Tim down*
Tim: *Turns around and shoots Brett twice in the face*
Twilight: Now quick, defuse this bomb!
Tim: *Looks at the bomb* I'm afraid I don't know how to do that.

Song: link

The swat team and bomb squad arrived.

Julia: Let's go! *Runs inside with the Swat Team and Bomb Squad*
North Koreans: *Firing at Julia and the other ponies*
Swat Team: *Returns fire*
North Korean: *Lets out a Wilhelm Scream as he falls down the stairs to the basement*
Tim: *Spots the North Korean that fell down the stairs*
North Koreans: *Backing down the stairs while shooting at the police ponies*
Police Ponies: *Shooting them*

The song fades away as they all get killed.

Tim: Come on over here, we gotta defuse this bomb!
Bomb Squad Pony: *Arrives, and examines the bomb. He takes the lid off* As I suspected.
Bomb Squad пони 2: Everypony get out of here while we defuse this.
Swat Pony: We'll get everypony upstairs. Ты two get Twilight to safety.
Tim: No problem. *Frees Twilight*
Twilight: *Stands up* Thank Ты so much. *Goes upstairs with Tim and Julia*

When they got to their police car, Toby and Red arrived.

Tim: What took Ты two so long?
Toby: Traffic control on the round freeway.
Red: What happened to your glasses?
Tim: They were broken.
Toby: And what about Brett Flasch?
Tim: He's dead.
Twilight: Oh, that reminds me. Would Ты and Julia like to Присоединиться me and Toby for ужин tonight?
Tim: Yeah, what do Ты say Julia?
Julia: I'd Любовь to.

And now we're at the ending credits. Song: link

When Ты read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.

Toby & Twilight: *Walking into a restaurant*
Waiter: *Walks them to their table*
Toby & Twilight: *Sees Tim and Julia sitting at their table*

Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
радуга Dash as Julia Rose

Tim & Julia: *Smiling and waving hello*
Toby & Twilight: *Sitting down*
Toby: I have to be honest, I thought Ты two wouldn't Показать up until late.
Tim: What makes Ты say that?
Twilight: Weren't Ты two looking for a Рождество tree?

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog

Julia: I already got one. Turns out, that a cousin of mine sent me the дерево while I was on duty.
Tim: Was it tall and handsome like that пони Ты were flirting with yesterday?
Julia: The one with the Impala?
Tim: Yeah, that pony.

Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog

Tim: *Laughing* Ты know what he did to you?
Julia: What?
Tim: *Continues laughing* He actually pressed charges against Ты for sexual harassment.

Red Velvet from DragonAura15

Toby & Twilight: Ooh.
Waiter: *Arrives* Are Ты four ready to order?
Toby: *Looking at Julia blush with embarrasment* Uh, we may need a few еще минуты here.
Tim: *Laughing*

Police cars furnished by Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet

Julia: All I did was tell him he had a sexy car. How is that sexual harrassment?
Tim: You'll have to ask Captain Jefferson about that tomorrow. He found out about it after Ты left today.

Мотоциклы furnished by Kawasaki

Twilight: By the way Julia, Ты look a lot like one of my friends, радуга Dash.
Tim: Hey, she's right, Ты do.
Julia: I've got no idea what you're talking about.

The End

Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production

Song: link
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, Fenix, and Rain called the German Commander from their tanks.

German Commander: The objective is complete?
Fenix: Jawohl. We had no difficulty.
German Commander: That is what I like to hear. Now get to Los Angeles, and defeat Ice Cube.
Fenix: We're on it.

On the plane ride to L.A.

Fenix: I just realized something. How are we going to stop the enemy?
Con: Disguises.
Fenix: What disguises? They'll know right off the bat that we're not one of them, because we are not alicorns.
Rain: Would Ты care to elaborate on your plan?
Con: I am a unicorn. I'll turn Rain, and myself into an alicorn.
Fenix:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After the power outage, and sabotage caused by Parcival, Pinkie Pie tried calling M.I.3 again.

Pinkie Pie: *Waiting for response*
German Commander: Pinkie Pie? What happened?
Pinkie Pie: The power went out, and somepony nearly killed me.
German Commander: Are Ты alright?
Pinkie Pie: Yes. 0007 made sure of that.
German Commander: Fenix has always told me good things about that agent of yours. Now, what did Ты want from us again?
Pinkie Pie: I wanted information on Ice Cube, her alicorn army, and their whereabouts.
German Commander: The last time we got any info on them was when they ended up in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 14, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Nemo was doing a poor job taking over for Hawkeye while he was on vacation. He became frightened of bulls, and remained very lazy, and stubborn. The only trains he would drive, were passenger trains, pulled by diesels.

All the freight trains were being left behind for Stylo to deal with, and it was annoying him big time.

Stylo: *Walking into train yard*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train in yards*
Stylo: *Sees Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Climbs down from cab* Hello Stylo. I see Nemo has left another freight train behind.
Stylo: I'll have to make a special...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sun was setting, and everypony was on the улица, уличный intersection they were on in the beginning of this episode.

Master Sword: Well, I gotta get going.
Tom: Me too. Remember what I сказал(-а) about being good at fishing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Not amused* Yep.
Sunny: Wait, we don't have to go yet.
Tom: Why not?
Saten Twist: Because we forgot something to put in this episode.
Director: CUT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: What the f**k we're Ты thinking?! We got in everything we needed to get in.
Saten Twist: Well, what about this story right here? *Shows the director the script*
Director:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Double Scoop, and Sunny were watching TV Together.

Announcer: We'll be back with еще episodes of Aqua Marine's Journey. Now, it's time for commercials.
Double Scoop: Aw man!
Announcer: Did Ты really think Ты could get away with watching this Показать without any commercials?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Yeah, it's called the Internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Advertisements.
Double Scoop: Agh, he's right!
Audience: *Laughing*

The commercials started playing on their TV. The first one was an energy drink created by радуга Dash.

Rainbow Dash: *Playing electric гитара while flying* I suppose...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a нож like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock Стена behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your день to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth пони with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...
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Pinkie showed Derpy and Saten all over Ponyville, eventually they ended up at sweet яблоко aches.
Saten: (eyes widen) падуб, holly, холли cow.. Who's that!?
Pinkie: Oh that.. That's Applejack.
Saten: She's.. Beauitful.
Derpy: Really? Not really something I'd look twice at. (looks at AJ again), No wait, never mind..
Pinkie: (calling out) Эй, AppleJack! Come meet the new folks.
AJ: (comes over) greetings.
Saten: (has trouble finding his tongue)..
AJ: Are ya okay.
Saten: Yeah.. It's just.. (sigh) would Ты go out with me?
AJ: (pauses)... Sure.
Saten: R Really?
AJ: Sure. Why not.. Just give mah an час или so (leaves)
Pinkie...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 64

You Can't Win

Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah

Duke is the oldest пони to work on the Southern Pacific....
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This story takes place many years ago..


Derpy (As a filly): *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*
Saten (as a filly): Эй, Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the пересекать, крест eyed disign*
Saten: My god, your okay!?
Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do Ты ask?
SOON AFTER:
Saten: Told you, Ты were gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: Just shut up. (looks in mirror) I look terrible.
Saten: No.. Ты look unique. Just like Ты yourself.
Derpy:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nocturnal Mirage's car
Nocturnal Mirage's car
Business is-a boomin'. I think this is the best fanfiction I have written so far, and now it's time to continue.

Night Frizz had Saten Twist, Blazin' Blue, and Ryan pull over so that she could give them something. They seemed like regular clear license plate covers, but to Night Frizz, they were a way to get pass toll gates.

Ryan: How are these going to help?
Night Frizz: I have seen many ponies do this before. If Ты put it on your license plate, the scanners can't track down the number. If they can't track down the number on your plate, they won't be able to find your house, and if they can't...
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posted by Canada24
This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..


Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will Ты ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..


Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded by huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how Ты keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....
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As far as i can tell Bronies are seperated into three types each having subtypes.

Type 1: Artistic (Artfags)
Normal Artistic
Clop (dear god)
And Crossover

Type 2 : Fanfic Writers (Writefags)
Normal Writer
Clop (oh goood)
Crossover
Horror (or as ilike to call it, Grimdark)

Type 3: Music
Just Музыка I Don't Really know if there are subcategories Ты can tell me in the Комментарии if Ты want
posted by AquaMarine6663
I sat in my chair, daydreaming, when my cat, Jewel, landed on my head. "The heck, Jewel! Get the heck off me!" I shouted, pushing the cat off my head. Now, you're probably thinking, 'who the heck yells at their cat?' Well, Mr. Nimbly does. Jewel, my chocolate-point cat sat up on the arm of my chair. "Justin! I um, I found something!" she excitedly said, batting at the blue half of my hair. By now, you're probably like, 'the heck?! this has NOTHING to do with ponies!!!' Just wait. "Fine. Lead the way." I said, grabbing my cane, as Jewel leaped on my shoulder. She led me through my neighborhood,...
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Saten Twist was helping AppleJack try to find Twilight. When suddenly banged into SilverNeedle.
SilverNeedle: (makes creepy joke).
Saten: *laughs and claps hooves like little kid* Ohhh, I like him.
SilverNeedle: Sup ponies!?
Saten: *claps hooves again* This guy.. We're has this guy been all this time!?
SilverNeedle: *to Saten* Wanna do some crack *shows beg* I have some of the best kinds.
Saten: Su-
AppleJack: *pulls Saten away* Nope..


Saten: What gives!? We were really hitting it off!?
AppleJack: Look suger.. As your friend. I can't have Ты hanging with druggies.. It's bad enough your a alcoholic....
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AquaMarine and J666 have offered up there character's and I'm gonna try my best to give them an appearence.
... We're see how it goes.
J's character, Silver Needle, is likely of becoming a full on character character of the series, just like Mastersword (windwakerguy) has become an full on character, but only with small roles..
But Aqua's character is 'less' likely.
But.. Either way. Were see what happens.
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Derpy: Ahh., here we are at last.. Grand Gollaping Galla.. It's so beauitfu- *bangs into someone*
Aqua: *rudely*...
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AppleJack: *wearing the same dress she did last time she went to the Galla, as see and Saten were somehow to take a stage coach to the yearly party* I don't get it. How did Ты get tickets? I thought it was sold out.
Saten: Ohh.. I have my way.


CUT AWAY:
Saten: Dude! I need your grand gollaping galla tickets!
Mastersword: No way dude.
Saten: Fine.. I guess I'll ju- *snatches them and flies off as fast he can*
Mastersword: *angrily* Hey!
Saten: *is already gone*
Mastersword: *sighs* And he wonders why I never invite him to anything.
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Sateb: Besides.. All that matters is we're here.. *anxiously*...
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SweetieBelle: Thanks for flying us over.
Derpy: Mwa.. Still beats Saten's job.
CUTAWAY:
Saten Twist is seen having to watch over Fluffle Puff for a while. And much to his annoyance, Fluffle Puff is nibbling on one of back hooves the whole time.
Saten: *groans* That payment better be worth it
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AppleBloom: Well. Still appreciated.


SweetieBelle: Let's hope we're not to late.
Scootaloo: I don't get it.. I thought Ты 'wanted' Rarity's Дизайн ruined.
SweetieBelle: That was when I suffered in silence, about thinking she was always out shining me.
Scootaloo: *annoyedly* Suffered in 'silence'
SweetieBelle: Yes. But after Luna approaching my dreams. I had a change of heart.
AppleBloom; Then let's go! *they run ahead*
Scootaloo: Suf... *angrily* SILENCE!?


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posted by Seanthehedgehog
As Roger was driving the train, Duke kept on talking to him with the radio in his engine, to make sure Roger was paying attention to his work.

Duke: Look in front of you!
Roger: *Grabs speaker, and talks on radio* What do Ты think I'm doing Einstein?
Duke: Goofing off.
Roger: Let's just say that I am not as careless as I was twenty one years ago. I was twenty two, but now I am older, еще mature, and not careless.
Duke: That's not what Anthony told me!
Roger: *Sees tunnel in front of them* Put your headlights on, we're going through a tunnel. *Turns headlights on his engine*
Duke: *Does the same*...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD