After my first день of school came the lowlife of my day. Coming home. My mom is dating this guy named Carl that does nothing but, watch TV или shout at someone. His dog Ditka, is very huge, and looks like he could bite your head off.
Rafe: *enters home*
Ditka: BARK!! *gets on Rafe*
Carl: Ditka, down!
Ditka: *goes away*
Carl: So how was your first день of school?
Rafe: School was unbelieveable. I met this beautiful filly, and I pulled the огонь alarm
Ok, I didn't tell him that I pulled the огонь alarm, but he wouldn't care anyway.
Carl: Uh-huh. Did Ты sign up for football yet?
Rafe: Nah. *grabs pudding...
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