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Even though Pete told them not to race, Hawkeye, and Gordon decided to do it anyway.

Hawkeye: I'm going to win, and Ты know it.
Gordon: Nuh, uh. I'm going to win, because I am going to have two diesels on my train.
Hawkeye: That doesn't mean anything. I'll make sure to send Ты a postcard from Denver when I get there.
Gordon: Don't bother.

They found their engines at the servicing facility, and started driving them to the yards. The trains were already set up by Snowflake's tower.

Snowflake: Where is Gordon?
Metal Gloss: The еще important Вопрос is, Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye & Gordon: *Backing...

That night, while everypony was asleep, Rarity was thinking about how to find out why радуга Dash, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса were talking about her behind her back.

Rarity: Hmm, I can't think of anything. They just talked about me falling in Любовь with Sliver, and probably... doing Rule 34 related stuff to him, but I don't care, that's just me. Wait a minute, I got it! They think I'm a Rule 34 addict, and that's why they were talking behind my back. *Goes out of her room to find радуга Dash, and Applejack*

Next morning, Princess Celestia was having breakfast, when Lord Burlington arrived.

Lord Burlington:...