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After the horrible events of Nightmare Moon arriving, Con made his way to Canterlot.

S: Con, come in!
Con: I'm here S. What is it?
S: I was testing something out, and P wants to tell Ты something.
P: *pushes S* Hallo?
Con: P, how are you?
P: Very scared! Nightmare Moon is joined forces with an evil пони in Russia. They plan to leave our planet, and destroy it. Your mission is to stop them from destroying the world.
Con: Who is Nightmare Moon working with?
P: селезень, дрейк Hugo, a german scientist that is also an expert with spaceships.
Con: And he's in russia?
P: In stalliongrad to be exact.
Con: Alright....

Okay, I know the Название sounds cheesy, but I'm about to get real serious in a second, so... Yeah.
Anyways, I'm about to say something I've never told anyone before. I hate my life. I'm depressed most of the time and have thoughts of suicide frequently. No joke. Today was one of the worse days. Let me just say I almost got expelled from school, and then after I found out I'm not expelled, about 15 минуты later, I find out that I may или may not have Aspergers Syndrome (Long story). So yeah, I've been pretty depressed. I was seriouslly considering suicide. AGAIN. Only this time, I couldn't think...