On Sunday, Rio went to visit Master Sword. He was carrying white saddlebags.
Rio: *Knocking on the door*
Master Sword: Come in.
Rio: *Walks into the house*
Master Sword: What are Ты doing with those?
Rio: *Walks to a table* What does it look like I'm doing stupid?
Master Sword: Carrying them.
Rio: Exactly. *Sets it down the table* But now I'm not carrying them anymore. Do Ты know why?
Master Sword: Rio, treat me like an idiot later. Ты сказал(-а) Ты had something important.
Rio: That's right, I do. *Opens his left saddlebag, and pulls out a money maker*
Master Sword: *Looks at it* What is that?
Rio:...
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