-First Before I Start I want Ты to Know Luna's oldest Daughter and husband are not my characters they belong to Dragon-88.
"Moon Dust! Ты ready to go!" shouted Luna from outside my door. I put on my socks. I walked out. "I'm ready Luna" I said. "Good, have Ты eaten?" she asked. "No" "WHAT! Ты don't go out for a night journey to the crystal empire on an empty stomach! We are stopping at the замок to eat!" "Umm will we disturb Celestia and Eris?" I asked. "No, anyway I should probably say goodbye to паслен and the twins." Luna replied. "Wait Ты have kids!? Where the heck have been?"...
13 hours after the pimp was killed, Harry got to his apartment. A yellow alicorn was there waiting.
Yellow Alicorn: Hello. Harry: Hello. What's your name? Yellow Alicorn: Sunny. You're that cop that lives upstairs, right? Harry: Yeah. Yellow Alicorn: It's funny, I've only lived here for six months, and I've never seen Ты here before. Harry: *Smiles* That is funny I suppose. Yellow Alicorn: Just one question. What does it take to go to постель, кровати with you? Harry: Umm.... Try knocking on the door? *Walks to apartment room*
Shortly after arriving to his room, a knock could be heard from the door.
(Warning: This Статья series contains violence, strong language, sexual themes, use of drugs, and extreme use of alcohol)
Plum Jerkum: (Looks at new home) So, this is our new Главная that I'll be living in. I can't believe it costed $500,00 to get it. Though, I guess a house of this size has to be that expensive. I'd better call Shot and tell him to get his drunken жопа, попка over here (Meanwhile, in Liberhay City) Shot Glass: (Snoring under a large pile of bottles) (Phone rings) Shot Glass: (Rises fro pile of bottle) HUH! WHO! WHAT! WHERE! WHY! (Picks up phone) If this is the car insurance company,...