My Little пони

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up еще stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw Ты enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are Ты doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws Фан into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...

Nine days after 0006 was killed, Con was celebrating for a new worker in the C.I.E. Moneybit.

Con: *drifts around curve*
Moneybit: That was unnecesary.
Senia: *drives by in Lambronyni*
Con: I know this пони *speeds up*
Moneybit: Stop.
Senia: *honks horn*
Bulldozer: *goes backwards*
Con: *spins Senia's car out*
Senia: *drives backwards into gravel*

The two ponies then drove parallel together toward other ponies running a race

Moneybit: Watch out!
Con: I know!
runners: *jump off bridge into water*
Senia: *hits Con's DP5*
Con: *speeds up*
Moneybit: I am not the kind of mare that gets impressed with fast drivers...

This fanfic is a combination of My Little пони with a movie called Duel. If Ты have not seen Duel, then Ты should. It is very good. Ok, here we go

Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie did Ты get your new car?
Pinkie: Eeyup, I got a Hoofington Diligence.
Mrs. Cake: Allright. We need Ты to go into the badlands to get these ingredients.
Pinkie: Frosting, flour, eggs, and milk. Okey dokey lokey.
Mr. Cake: Keep the Список with Ты in case Ты forget.
Pinkie: *takes list*

Pinkie drove off to go into the badlands to get the ingredients that she was told to get. 50 минуты later she got behind a big rig carrying gasoline....