Let's Talk About Ponies (CraigAA1028 Trolling)

After Pete left, Gordon decided to make a phone call.

Gordon: *Waiting for operator to pick up*
Operator: Operator?
Gordon: This is the Cheyenne train station, for the Union Pacific. We'd like a стол письменный, стол for one of our offices.
Operator: Who would Ты like to speak to?
Gordon: Иисус christ, get me the fucking таблица company, или whatever the fuck that place is where they sell desks.
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call to стол письменный, стол servicing*
Desk seller: Hello, this is стол письменный, стол servicing. How may I help you?
Gordon: Get me a стол письменный, стол made out of oak wood to the Cheyenne train station immediately.
Desk seller:...

I told Ты Con Mane would return, and he's in a spy adventure which starts with a submarine going through the atlantic.

Equestrian ponies: We got sight of something.
Captain: What?
Equestrian ponies: It looks like an oil barge.
Captain: What the fuck are Ты looking at that for?
Equestrian ponies: Something unusual is sticking out from the bottom.

And suddenly the alarm went off, and the submarine was being forced to go up.

Captain: How is this happening?!
Equestrian ponies: WE have no idea!!
mexican: *drive barge near sub*
Captain: Of course. Mexicans!!
Mexicans: *go past submarine*

Speaking...