Chapter 2: Three’s a crowd
(Kowalski and Private come out of the lab)
SH (Sherry, my OC): Private, what were Ты doing in Kowalski’s lab?
PR (Kowalski): But I am Ko… I mean nothing!
SK: Something smells fishy in here…
KW (Private): Does it? I mean, I don’t smell anything, Skipper.
SK: Not literally, Kowalski! Something strange is happening here, I can feel it.
SH: What do Ты mean, Ты can feel it?
PR (Kowalski): (whispering) Private, I think he is getting suspicious… Ask him what he thinks is going on. And get rid of that British accent!
KW (Private): Um, ok. (clears throat) What is it, Skipper?
SK: I’m not sure… I just feel something is wrong here. (Glances at Kowalski and Private)
RC: Jghghrsgkfrw?
PR (Kowalski): Oh, um… Why would Ты think the problem would be with us, Skipper?
KW (Private): Ko… I mean, Private’s right, Skipper! No problems here… (Smiles)
SH: (thinking) *Hm… Something does seem wrong here. I’d better investigate.* Um, guys, I’ve got a problem with one of my, ahem, inventions. Kowalski, considering you’re my best friend, do me a favour and come help me?
KW (Private): Oh no! I mean, of course, Sherry! (Whispers) Kowalski, help!
PR (Kowalski): (sighs) I guess I have to follow Ты in to make sure nothing goes wrong.
(All three go into Kowalski’s lab)
(scene switches to Kowalski’s lab)
SH: Alright, Kowalski. I know something is wrong with Ты here. Truth to be told, none of my inventions are malfunctioning, so I could use my 100% accurate lie detector with built-in truth serum injector, unless you’ll spill the beans yourself. And why did Ты have to bring Private?
KW (Private): Oh, um… Uh… He followed me in.
PR (Kowalski): (facepalms)
SH: I see. Stop hiding it, Ты two. (Glances at Kowalski) What are Ты doing in Kowalski’s body, Private? I can never mistake that accent no matter how much Ты try to hide it from your older sister.
KW (Private): She knows the truth! Not good.
PR (Kowalski): Fine! I’m Kowalski! Private accidentally activated my Cerebral-Switcher 2000 and we got our minds switched! Is that good enough an explanation for Ты или do Ты really have to use the lie detector?
SH: Really? Of course I could believe anything my best friend tells me. So, where’s this machine Ты were talking about, Kowalski? Why can’t Ты two just simply switch back?
PR (Kowalski): (points at blown up mind switcher) that happened. I couldn’t fix it soon enough.
KW (Private): And if we don’t switch back soon Skipper will notice and both of us will suffer!
SH: Neither my best friend или my little brother will suffer on my watch! Tell Ты what. I’ll help Ты fix the machine, and I’ll keep this a secret to save Ты two. If Ты want to avoid punishment by Skipper, listen to my instructions carefully.
KW (Private): (gulps) whatever Ты say, sis.
TBC
-Skipper12a
Ты made me spill my lemonade. -Private (Operation: Antarctica)
(Kowalski and Private come out of the lab)
SH (Sherry, my OC): Private, what were Ты doing in Kowalski’s lab?
PR (Kowalski): But I am Ko… I mean nothing!
SK: Something smells fishy in here…
KW (Private): Does it? I mean, I don’t smell anything, Skipper.
SK: Not literally, Kowalski! Something strange is happening here, I can feel it.
SH: What do Ты mean, Ты can feel it?
PR (Kowalski): (whispering) Private, I think he is getting suspicious… Ask him what he thinks is going on. And get rid of that British accent!
KW (Private): Um, ok. (clears throat) What is it, Skipper?
SK: I’m not sure… I just feel something is wrong here. (Glances at Kowalski and Private)
RC: Jghghrsgkfrw?
PR (Kowalski): Oh, um… Why would Ты think the problem would be with us, Skipper?
KW (Private): Ko… I mean, Private’s right, Skipper! No problems here… (Smiles)
SH: (thinking) *Hm… Something does seem wrong here. I’d better investigate.* Um, guys, I’ve got a problem with one of my, ahem, inventions. Kowalski, considering you’re my best friend, do me a favour and come help me?
KW (Private): Oh no! I mean, of course, Sherry! (Whispers) Kowalski, help!
PR (Kowalski): (sighs) I guess I have to follow Ты in to make sure nothing goes wrong.
(All three go into Kowalski’s lab)
(scene switches to Kowalski’s lab)
SH: Alright, Kowalski. I know something is wrong with Ты here. Truth to be told, none of my inventions are malfunctioning, so I could use my 100% accurate lie detector with built-in truth serum injector, unless you’ll spill the beans yourself. And why did Ты have to bring Private?
KW (Private): Oh, um… Uh… He followed me in.
PR (Kowalski): (facepalms)
SH: I see. Stop hiding it, Ты two. (Glances at Kowalski) What are Ты doing in Kowalski’s body, Private? I can never mistake that accent no matter how much Ты try to hide it from your older sister.
KW (Private): She knows the truth! Not good.
PR (Kowalski): Fine! I’m Kowalski! Private accidentally activated my Cerebral-Switcher 2000 and we got our minds switched! Is that good enough an explanation for Ты или do Ты really have to use the lie detector?
SH: Really? Of course I could believe anything my best friend tells me. So, where’s this machine Ты were talking about, Kowalski? Why can’t Ты two just simply switch back?
PR (Kowalski): (points at blown up mind switcher) that happened. I couldn’t fix it soon enough.
KW (Private): And if we don’t switch back soon Skipper will notice and both of us will suffer!
SH: Neither my best friend или my little brother will suffer on my watch! Tell Ты what. I’ll help Ты fix the machine, and I’ll keep this a secret to save Ты two. If Ты want to avoid punishment by Skipper, listen to my instructions carefully.
KW (Private): (gulps) whatever Ты say, sis.
TBC
-Skipper12a
Ты made me spill my lemonade. -Private (Operation: Antarctica)
Spying is rude:
There was a Zookeeper named Alice,
Who came out of the bath quite towel-less.
The penguins did learn,
As their stomachs churned,
To Avoid the Alice when Towel-less!
Ticking off the Pen-goo-ins*:
Bowhole says "penguins" quite strange
But not becasue he's dearnged
This word he won't doff
Just to tick his foes off
But we all know that villian won't change
Man on the other side of the Radio:
The Zookeeper man number two,
Did not know what to do!
The man was quite sad,
For his screentime was bad,
His face was not there-Boohoo!
*Kowalksi informs us that Blowhole missprounounces the word just to tick them off in one of the promos to Operation:Blowhole
There was a Zookeeper named Alice,
Who came out of the bath quite towel-less.
The penguins did learn,
As their stomachs churned,
To Avoid the Alice when Towel-less!
Ticking off the Pen-goo-ins*:
Bowhole says "penguins" quite strange
But not becasue he's dearnged
This word he won't doff
Just to tick his foes off
But we all know that villian won't change
Man on the other side of the Radio:
The Zookeeper man number two,
Did not know what to do!
The man was quite sad,
For his screentime was bad,
His face was not there-Boohoo!
*Kowalksi informs us that Blowhole missprounounces the word just to tick them off in one of the promos to Operation:Blowhole