Chapter 2: Three’s a crowd
(Kowalski and Private come out of the lab)
SH (Sherry, my OC): Private, what were Ты doing in Kowalski’s lab?
PR (Kowalski): But I am Ko… I mean nothing!
SK: Something smells fishy in here…
KW (Private): Does it? I mean, I don’t smell anything, Skipper.
SK: Not literally, Kowalski! Something strange is happening here, I can feel it.
SH: What do Ты mean, Ты can feel it?
PR (Kowalski): (whispering) Private, I think he is getting suspicious… Ask him what he thinks is going on. And get rid of that British accent!
KW (Private): Um, ok. (clears throat) What is it, Skipper?
SK: I’m not sure… I just feel something is wrong here. (Glances at Kowalski and Private)
RC: Jghghrsgkfrw?
PR (Kowalski): Oh, um… Why would Ты think the problem would be with us, Skipper?
KW (Private): Ko… I mean, Private’s right, Skipper! No problems here… (Smiles)
SH: (thinking) *Hm… Something does seem wrong here. I’d better investigate.* Um, guys, I’ve got a problem with one of my, ahem, inventions. Kowalski, considering you’re my best friend, do me a favour and come help me?
KW (Private): Oh no! I mean, of course, Sherry! (Whispers) Kowalski, help!
PR (Kowalski): (sighs) I guess I have to follow Ты in to make sure nothing goes wrong.
(All three go into Kowalski’s lab)
(scene switches to Kowalski’s lab)
SH: Alright, Kowalski. I know something is wrong with Ты here. Truth to be told, none of my inventions are malfunctioning, so I could use my 100% accurate lie detector with built-in truth serum injector, unless you’ll spill the beans yourself. And why did Ты have to bring Private?
KW (Private): Oh, um… Uh… He followed me in.
PR (Kowalski): (facepalms)
SH: I see. Stop hiding it, Ты two. (Glances at Kowalski) What are Ты doing in Kowalski’s body, Private? I can never mistake that accent no matter how much Ты try to hide it from your older sister.
KW (Private): She knows the truth! Not good.
PR (Kowalski): Fine! I’m Kowalski! Private accidentally activated my Cerebral-Switcher 2000 and we got our minds switched! Is that good enough an explanation for Ты или do Ты really have to use the lie detector?
SH: Really? Of course I could believe anything my best friend tells me. So, where’s this machine Ты were talking about, Kowalski? Why can’t Ты two just simply switch back?
PR (Kowalski): (points at blown up mind switcher) that happened. I couldn’t fix it soon enough.
KW (Private): And if we don’t switch back soon Skipper will notice and both of us will suffer!
SH: Neither my best friend или my little brother will suffer on my watch! Tell Ты what. I’ll help Ты fix the machine, and I’ll keep this a secret to save Ты two. If Ты want to avoid punishment by Skipper, listen to my instructions carefully.
KW (Private): (gulps) whatever Ты say, sis.
TBC
-Skipper12a
Ты made me spill my lemonade. -Private (Operation: Antarctica)
(Kowalski and Private come out of the lab)
SH (Sherry, my OC): Private, what were Ты doing in Kowalski’s lab?
PR (Kowalski): But I am Ko… I mean nothing!
SK: Something smells fishy in here…
KW (Private): Does it? I mean, I don’t smell anything, Skipper.
SK: Not literally, Kowalski! Something strange is happening here, I can feel it.
SH: What do Ты mean, Ты can feel it?
PR (Kowalski): (whispering) Private, I think he is getting suspicious… Ask him what he thinks is going on. And get rid of that British accent!
KW (Private): Um, ok. (clears throat) What is it, Skipper?
SK: I’m not sure… I just feel something is wrong here. (Glances at Kowalski and Private)
RC: Jghghrsgkfrw?
PR (Kowalski): Oh, um… Why would Ты think the problem would be with us, Skipper?
KW (Private): Ko… I mean, Private’s right, Skipper! No problems here… (Smiles)
SH: (thinking) *Hm… Something does seem wrong here. I’d better investigate.* Um, guys, I’ve got a problem with one of my, ahem, inventions. Kowalski, considering you’re my best friend, do me a favour and come help me?
KW (Private): Oh no! I mean, of course, Sherry! (Whispers) Kowalski, help!
PR (Kowalski): (sighs) I guess I have to follow Ты in to make sure nothing goes wrong.
(All three go into Kowalski’s lab)
(scene switches to Kowalski’s lab)
SH: Alright, Kowalski. I know something is wrong with Ты here. Truth to be told, none of my inventions are malfunctioning, so I could use my 100% accurate lie detector with built-in truth serum injector, unless you’ll spill the beans yourself. And why did Ты have to bring Private?
KW (Private): Oh, um… Uh… He followed me in.
PR (Kowalski): (facepalms)
SH: I see. Stop hiding it, Ты two. (Glances at Kowalski) What are Ты doing in Kowalski’s body, Private? I can never mistake that accent no matter how much Ты try to hide it from your older sister.
KW (Private): She knows the truth! Not good.
PR (Kowalski): Fine! I’m Kowalski! Private accidentally activated my Cerebral-Switcher 2000 and we got our minds switched! Is that good enough an explanation for Ты или do Ты really have to use the lie detector?
SH: Really? Of course I could believe anything my best friend tells me. So, where’s this machine Ты were talking about, Kowalski? Why can’t Ты two just simply switch back?
PR (Kowalski): (points at blown up mind switcher) that happened. I couldn’t fix it soon enough.
KW (Private): And if we don’t switch back soon Skipper will notice and both of us will suffer!
SH: Neither my best friend или my little brother will suffer on my watch! Tell Ты what. I’ll help Ты fix the machine, and I’ll keep this a secret to save Ты two. If Ты want to avoid punishment by Skipper, listen to my instructions carefully.
KW (Private): (gulps) whatever Ты say, sis.
TBC
-Skipper12a
Ты made me spill my lemonade. -Private (Operation: Antarctica)
