Author’s Note: This was requested by link. It’s a blooper on a song variation she wrote to the tune of Second Chance by Shinedown. To read the original song variation, click link. This is meant to be set in a recording studio.
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Take One: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—♫
Skipper: *over the mic* “Did Ты have to bring me into this?!”
Kowalski: T_T
Take Two: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Okay, we’re ready to go again. Recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game to play.
[Bridge]
I just saw a meteor душ tonight
Epiphany comes into mind.♫
King Julien: *over mic* “Cut! Stop! First off, a what-any? And third off, you’ve gone through all of these words and none of them are ‘King Julien’!” >:(
Kowalski: “Because the song isn’t about you.” T____T
Julien: “Then why am I even here?” *leaves*
Kowalski: *facepalm*
Take Three: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: *sigh* “Alright. Recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game—♫
Mort: *jumps in front of mic and sings off-key* ♫A-a-a-and da fe-e-e-et a-a-are wonderfu-u-u-u-l~!♫
Kowalski: “Mort! What are Ты doing?!” >:(
Mort: “Recording my new song! I like songs! Yay!” :D
Kowalski: “Can’t Ты use another studio?!” >:|
Mort: “Were Ты using this one?”
Kowalski: T___________T
Take Four: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Try number four…” *under breath* “And counting…You know the drill. Five, four, three, two—” *points at Kowalski*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game to play.
[Bridge]
I just saw a meteor душ tonight
Epiphany comes into mind.
Even Columbus didn't accomplish might
From just standing put. Right—?♫
Julien: “Wrong. Columbus accomplished his mighty might by declaring war against the Swedish-inians in the French Revolution!”
Kowalski: “Wha—? Julien! I thought Ты left!”
Julien: “I got bored. Did Ты miss me?”
Kowalski: T_T
Julien: “I am taking it that I am leaving Ты speechless!” ;)
Kowalski: T__________________________________T *double-facepalm*
Take Five: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Three, tw—”
Kowalski: “What happened to five and four?”
Sound Director: “Do Ты want to try to get through this before another interruption?”
Kowalski: “Carry on.”
Sound Director: “Three, two—” *points at Kowalski*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game to play.
[Bridge]
I just saw a meteor душ tonight.
Epiphany comes into mind.
Even Columbus didn't accomplish might
From just standing put. Right?
[Chorus]
Tell my brothers: master and others
I have done all I can
To please them with the sight that this is my mind
And they're never changing that.
I've been angry and now I'm stating
This scientist takes a one man stand.
Private was crying for me
He was afraid
That my fate was on my way.
Skipper ignored me all before
With Rico's help,
He stays to hear all I say.
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
Taking a stand, this is my stand.
[Chorus]
This scientist takes a one man stand.
This scientist takes a one man stand.♫
Kowalski: *sighs* “Finally. How was that?”
Sound Director: *laughs nervously* “Yeah, well, Ты see, I was sure we were going to be interrupted again and was tired of wasting CD’s…So, I haven’t been recording for the past two takes.”
Kowalski: *grips microphone* O_e
♦ ♦ ♦
Take One: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—♫
Skipper: *over the mic* “Did Ты have to bring me into this?!”
Kowalski: T_T
Take Two: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Okay, we’re ready to go again. Recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game to play.
[Bridge]
I just saw a meteor душ tonight
Epiphany comes into mind.♫
King Julien: *over mic* “Cut! Stop! First off, a what-any? And third off, you’ve gone through all of these words and none of them are ‘King Julien’!” >:(
Kowalski: “Because the song isn’t about you.” T____T
Julien: “Then why am I even here?” *leaves*
Kowalski: *facepalm*
Take Three: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: *sigh* “Alright. Recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game—♫
Mort: *jumps in front of mic and sings off-key* ♫A-a-a-and da fe-e-e-et a-a-are wonderfu-u-u-u-l~!♫
Kowalski: “Mort! What are Ты doing?!” >:(
Mort: “Recording my new song! I like songs! Yay!” :D
Kowalski: “Can’t Ты use another studio?!” >:|
Mort: “Were Ты using this one?”
Kowalski: T___________T
Take Four: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Try number four…” *under breath* “And counting…You know the drill. Five, four, three, two—” *points at Kowalski*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game to play.
[Bridge]
I just saw a meteor душ tonight
Epiphany comes into mind.
Even Columbus didn't accomplish might
From just standing put. Right—?♫
Julien: “Wrong. Columbus accomplished his mighty might by declaring war against the Swedish-inians in the French Revolution!”
Kowalski: “Wha—? Julien! I thought Ты left!”
Julien: “I got bored. Did Ты miss me?”
Kowalski: T_T
Julien: “I am taking it that I am leaving Ты speechless!” ;)
Kowalski: T__________________________________T *double-facepalm*
Take Five: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Three, tw—”
Kowalski: “What happened to five and four?”
Sound Director: “Do Ты want to try to get through this before another interruption?”
Kowalski: “Carry on.”
Sound Director: “Three, two—” *points at Kowalski*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game to play.
[Bridge]
I just saw a meteor душ tonight.
Epiphany comes into mind.
Even Columbus didn't accomplish might
From just standing put. Right?
[Chorus]
Tell my brothers: master and others
I have done all I can
To please them with the sight that this is my mind
And they're never changing that.
I've been angry and now I'm stating
This scientist takes a one man stand.
Private was crying for me
He was afraid
That my fate was on my way.
Skipper ignored me all before
With Rico's help,
He stays to hear all I say.
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
Taking a stand, this is my stand.
[Chorus]
This scientist takes a one man stand.
This scientist takes a one man stand.♫
Kowalski: *sighs* “Finally. How was that?”
Sound Director: *laughs nervously* “Yeah, well, Ты see, I was sure we were going to be interrupted again and was tired of wasting CD’s…So, I haven’t been recording for the past two takes.”
Kowalski: *grips microphone* O_e
Alex:wow that пингвин is tall! I feel so short (starts to fake cry)
Harry:al your 14 and u look like ur 12 that's great compare to that tall penguin
Kowalski:well I be!
Alex:that пингвин just talk!
Skipper:Kowalski!
Alex:so did that one whoa
Skipper:alright men plan B (the use a bomb to out them to sleep....................at the lair Harry,Alex,Mars,Ron,and hermione were in a net Harry and alex were in one mars was in another and Ron and hermione were in another
Alex:LET US OUT OF HERE!!!!! @&$%#
Harry:Alex don't swear
Private:please don't
Alex:sorry-gasp talking пингвин
Rico:jahdhjshdd
Everyone:what?
Private:he сказал(-а) that our leader is coming
Alex: i am not scared of him
(skipper came out)
Alex:wow I don't see much
Harry:al your 14 and u look like ur 12 that's great compare to that tall penguin
Kowalski:well I be!
Alex:that пингвин just talk!
Skipper:Kowalski!
Alex:so did that one whoa
Skipper:alright men plan B (the use a bomb to out them to sleep....................at the lair Harry,Alex,Mars,Ron,and hermione were in a net Harry and alex were in one mars was in another and Ron and hermione were in another
Alex:LET US OUT OF HERE!!!!! @&$%#
Harry:Alex don't swear
Private:please don't
Alex:sorry-gasp talking пингвин
Rico:jahdhjshdd
Everyone:what?
Private:he сказал(-а) that our leader is coming
Alex: i am not scared of him
(skipper came out)
Alex:wow I don't see much
Me:so u know nothing at all
Lina:no
Doon:sorry no
Me:u must fell terbblie
Lina:not really
Me:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
skipper:Alex it's not there falut
Me:so!?
Private:well would u like to came up with us?
Me:we just got here?
Kowalski:ALEX!
Me:sorry
(up there)
Me:ta-da!
Lina:what's that?
Me:the
Doon:the what?
Me:oh god
(Skipper's POV)
me:Alex are u sure
Alex:yes
Lina:oh my what's that's
Kowalski:it's a лиса, фокс
Doon:wow
(Lina's POV)
me:so Alex do u like anyone
Alex:no
Lina:oh I sort of like Doon
Lina:no
Doon:sorry no
Me:u must fell terbblie
Lina:not really
Me:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
skipper:Alex it's not there falut
Me:so!?
Private:well would u like to came up with us?
Me:we just got here?
Kowalski:ALEX!
Me:sorry
(up there)
Me:ta-da!
Lina:what's that?
Me:the
Doon:the what?
Me:oh god
(Skipper's POV)
me:Alex are u sure
Alex:yes
Lina:oh my what's that's
Kowalski:it's a лиса, фокс
Doon:wow
(Lina's POV)
me:so Alex do u like anyone
Alex:no
Lina:oh I sort of like Doon
HIIII!!!!!!! Someone suggested that I should write a part 2 of FANGIRL ATTACK. So here goes!
"OH MY GOD!!!!!" Skipper screamed. "He proposed Doris to a date!!!!! Our Kowalski is getting destroyed by fangirls!!!!!"
"Hi Skipper."
"Marlene!"
"Hi, I just heard Ты scream about something."
"Uh.... um........."
"What?"
"ZOO IDOL!!!!"
"Come on. That's a really good show."
"Not if your well... friend is getting destroyed by fangirls and asked out by the prettiest дельфин in the zoo."
Skipper shuddered.
"Okay. Fine. I know how Ты feel. Here's my plan:
We get rid of the fangirls but let Kowalski go out with Doris."
"That sounds like a good plan!!"
"Come on! What are we waiting for? Let's go!"
"OH MY GOD!!!!!" Skipper screamed. "He proposed Doris to a date!!!!! Our Kowalski is getting destroyed by fangirls!!!!!"
"Hi Skipper."
"Marlene!"
"Hi, I just heard Ты scream about something."
"Uh.... um........."
"What?"
"ZOO IDOL!!!!"
"Come on. That's a really good show."
"Not if your well... friend is getting destroyed by fangirls and asked out by the prettiest дельфин in the zoo."
Skipper shuddered.
"Okay. Fine. I know how Ты feel. Here's my plan:
We get rid of the fangirls but let Kowalski go out with Doris."
"That sounds like a good plan!!"
"Come on! What are we waiting for? Let's go!"