Author’s Note: This was requested by link. It’s a blooper on a song variation she wrote to the tune of Second Chance by Shinedown. To read the original song variation, click link. This is meant to be set in a recording studio.
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Take One: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—♫
Skipper: *over the mic* “Did Ты have to bring me into this?!”
Kowalski: T_T
Take Two: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Okay, we’re ready to go again. Recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game to play.
[Bridge]
I just saw a meteor душ tonight
Epiphany comes into mind.♫
King Julien: *over mic* “Cut! Stop! First off, a what-any? And third off, you’ve gone through all of these words and none of them are ‘King Julien’!” >:(
Kowalski: “Because the song isn’t about you.” T____T
Julien: “Then why am I even here?” *leaves*
Kowalski: *facepalm*
Take Three: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: *sigh* “Alright. Recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game—♫
Mort: *jumps in front of mic and sings off-key* ♫A-a-a-and da fe-e-e-et a-a-are wonderfu-u-u-u-l~!♫
Kowalski: “Mort! What are Ты doing?!” >:(
Mort: “Recording my new song! I like songs! Yay!” :D
Kowalski: “Can’t Ты use another studio?!” >:|
Mort: “Were Ты using this one?”
Kowalski: T___________T
Take Four: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Try number four…” *under breath* “And counting…You know the drill. Five, four, three, two—” *points at Kowalski*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game to play.
[Bridge]
I just saw a meteor душ tonight
Epiphany comes into mind.
Even Columbus didn't accomplish might
From just standing put. Right—?♫
Julien: “Wrong. Columbus accomplished his mighty might by declaring war against the Swedish-inians in the French Revolution!”
Kowalski: “Wha—? Julien! I thought Ты left!”
Julien: “I got bored. Did Ты miss me?”
Kowalski: T_T
Julien: “I am taking it that I am leaving Ты speechless!” ;)
Kowalski: T__________________________________T *double-facepalm*
Take Five: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Three, tw—”
Kowalski: “What happened to five and four?”
Sound Director: “Do Ты want to try to get through this before another interruption?”
Kowalski: “Carry on.”
Sound Director: “Three, two—” *points at Kowalski*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game to play.
[Bridge]
I just saw a meteor душ tonight.
Epiphany comes into mind.
Even Columbus didn't accomplish might
From just standing put. Right?
[Chorus]
Tell my brothers: master and others
I have done all I can
To please them with the sight that this is my mind
And they're never changing that.
I've been angry and now I'm stating
This scientist takes a one man stand.
Private was crying for me
He was afraid
That my fate was on my way.
Skipper ignored me all before
With Rico's help,
He stays to hear all I say.
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
Taking a stand, this is my stand.
[Chorus]
This scientist takes a one man stand.
This scientist takes a one man stand.♫
Kowalski: *sighs* “Finally. How was that?”
Sound Director: *laughs nervously* “Yeah, well, Ты see, I was sure we were going to be interrupted again and was tired of wasting CD’s…So, I haven’t been recording for the past two takes.”
Kowalski: *grips microphone* O_e
♦ ♦ ♦
Take One: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—♫
Skipper: *over the mic* “Did Ты have to bring me into this?!”
Kowalski: T_T
Take Two: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Okay, we’re ready to go again. Recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game to play.
[Bridge]
I just saw a meteor душ tonight
Epiphany comes into mind.♫
King Julien: *over mic* “Cut! Stop! First off, a what-any? And third off, you’ve gone through all of these words and none of them are ‘King Julien’!” >:(
Kowalski: “Because the song isn’t about you.” T____T
Julien: “Then why am I even here?” *leaves*
Kowalski: *facepalm*
Take Three: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: *sigh* “Alright. Recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game—♫
Mort: *jumps in front of mic and sings off-key* ♫A-a-a-and da fe-e-e-et a-a-are wonderfu-u-u-u-l~!♫
Kowalski: “Mort! What are Ты doing?!” >:(
Mort: “Recording my new song! I like songs! Yay!” :D
Kowalski: “Can’t Ты use another studio?!” >:|
Mort: “Were Ты using this one?”
Kowalski: T___________T
Take Four: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Try number four…” *under breath* “And counting…You know the drill. Five, four, three, two—” *points at Kowalski*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game to play.
[Bridge]
I just saw a meteor душ tonight
Epiphany comes into mind.
Even Columbus didn't accomplish might
From just standing put. Right—?♫
Julien: “Wrong. Columbus accomplished his mighty might by declaring war against the Swedish-inians in the French Revolution!”
Kowalski: “Wha—? Julien! I thought Ты left!”
Julien: “I got bored. Did Ты miss me?”
Kowalski: T_T
Julien: “I am taking it that I am leaving Ты speechless!” ;)
Kowalski: T__________________________________T *double-facepalm*
Take Five: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Three, tw—”
Kowalski: “What happened to five and four?”
Sound Director: “Do Ты want to try to get through this before another interruption?”
Kowalski: “Carry on.”
Sound Director: “Three, two—” *points at Kowalski*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game to play.
[Bridge]
I just saw a meteor душ tonight.
Epiphany comes into mind.
Even Columbus didn't accomplish might
From just standing put. Right?
[Chorus]
Tell my brothers: master and others
I have done all I can
To please them with the sight that this is my mind
And they're never changing that.
I've been angry and now I'm stating
This scientist takes a one man stand.
Private was crying for me
He was afraid
That my fate was on my way.
Skipper ignored me all before
With Rico's help,
He stays to hear all I say.
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
Taking a stand, this is my stand.
[Chorus]
This scientist takes a one man stand.
This scientist takes a one man stand.♫
Kowalski: *sighs* “Finally. How was that?”
Sound Director: *laughs nervously* “Yeah, well, Ты see, I was sure we were going to be interrupted again and was tired of wasting CD’s…So, I haven’t been recording for the past two takes.”
Kowalski: *grips microphone* O_e
"I can't believe Ester, a girl I've known for a third of my entire life, would decide to just flirt with Rico, and in front of my very eyes!"
Alex: gee santa does't com early skipper and the penguins come skipper: kolwaski where are we kolwaski: at a house
And downstairs is a subway sation Alex just stands there
Alex: who are you? Skipper just looks at Alex. Alex: hm hello? Skipper: oh yeah I am skipper and that's kolwaski, private and Rico Alex: oh right kolwaski, private and Rico go downstairs Alex and. Skipper look at each other then I look up there a misltoe Alex looks up and then looks at Skipper
Then they kissed kolwaski, private and Rico looks at them
Then the break Alex: well I should get back to Чтение skipper: what are Ты reading? Alex: I am Чтение the hunger games skipper: I read the whole book Alex: really can Ты tell me what happens at the end skipper: nope Alex: come on
Alex: fell asleep on skipper' s shoulder
And downstairs is a subway sation Alex just stands there
Alex: who are you? Skipper just looks at Alex. Alex: hm hello? Skipper: oh yeah I am skipper and that's kolwaski, private and Rico Alex: oh right kolwaski, private and Rico go downstairs Alex and. Skipper look at each other then I look up there a misltoe Alex looks up and then looks at Skipper
Then they kissed kolwaski, private and Rico looks at them
Then the break Alex: well I should get back to Чтение skipper: what are Ты reading? Alex: I am Чтение the hunger games skipper: I read the whole book Alex: really can Ты tell me what happens at the end skipper: nope Alex: come on
Alex: fell asleep on skipper' s shoulder
Once in a kingdom a king and qween wanted a child. Fanely there wish came true. a girl was born. they named her marlene wich ment young princess.to calabraght the long awhited birth they trow a party.the выдра, оттер king's friend a king himself deside to Присоединиться there kingdoms togheter as one by batroghting prince tamon to princess marlene.then 3 good frieses came two gave the gifts of bueaty and song.the 3rd one was about to give her gift when a evil sorrseres came. her name was jane.she was the only one oninvited. she siad that before the sun sat on marlene's 28th birthday marlene would prick her finger on the spindel and die.the 3rd good sorrsores give her gift that if this withs spell was to come true that marlene will not die but sleep tell true loves Kiss wakes her up.
END OF PART !
END OF PART !
continuing from ch. 2............
kitka iz totaly tired
ki: pufff hufff pufff huffff how long is this gona take??!?!?!?!
dr.b: not long!
ki: thanks,...
dr.b: no realy your hear
ki:..........
dr.b: >:( your- hear.
ki: look pal, unless Ты can tell me where dr.blowholes lair is i dont think-
dr.b: I AM DR. BLOWHOLE!~!!!!!!!
KI: oh! what are Ты doing this far from your lair.-
dr.b: Ты ARE HEAR Ты LITTLE NITWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K: :,( your scaring me !!! waaaahaa!!!
dr.b: the worst ,........ OK!!! sorry sorry
ki: "sniff"
dr,b:our first lesson,........ how to GET revenge
kitka iz totaly tired
ki: pufff hufff pufff huffff how long is this gona take??!?!?!?!
dr.b: not long!
ki: thanks,...
dr.b: no realy your hear
ki:..........
dr.b: >:( your- hear.
ki: look pal, unless Ты can tell me where dr.blowholes lair is i dont think-
dr.b: I AM DR. BLOWHOLE!~!!!!!!!
KI: oh! what are Ты doing this far from your lair.-
dr.b: Ты ARE HEAR Ты LITTLE NITWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K: :,( your scaring me !!! waaaahaa!!!
dr.b: the worst ,........ OK!!! sorry sorry
ki: "sniff"
dr,b:our first lesson,........ how to GET revenge
Kam did a mad karate-chop into a nearby tree. The boys fell out! " Ты didn't SEE ANYTHING!" Skipper сказал(-а) in despiration. Then the boys run away. "Let's go girls! We don't need Lilly anymore!" Just as Lilly opens her beak to protest, The plane takes off and her Друзья leave.
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THAT NIGHT!
Marlene is trying her best to cheer Lilly up. Nothing would work! " Come on Lilly, Ты haven't сказал(-а) a word all day! How about we gossip about boys!" Marlene asks with a friendly tone of voice. "No. Im just gonna go back to my habitat and sleep." Lilly replied. She leaves Marlene's habitat. Lilly had Остаться в живых her four closest Друзья within a five день time period . She deserves to sleep this off.
THE END!
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THAT NIGHT!
Marlene is trying her best to cheer Lilly up. Nothing would work! " Come on Lilly, Ты haven't сказал(-а) a word all day! How about we gossip about boys!" Marlene asks with a friendly tone of voice. "No. Im just gonna go back to my habitat and sleep." Lilly replied. She leaves Marlene's habitat. Lilly had Остаться в живых her four closest Друзья within a five день time period . She deserves to sleep this off.
THE END!
