Пингвины Мадагаскара Article: Julien wins?! (Anything?)

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posted by fox_tamer_113

As the penguins stood atop their platform one morning preparing for the day, Julien suddenly popped out from nowhere.

"Greetings, my feathery subjects!" he сказал(-а) with a smile. "I have come to Ты with a challenge."

"Challenge?" Skipper chuckled. "Anything Ты can do we can do better, ring-tail."

"Don't bet on it, my friend," Julien stated. "You will be eating the Humboldt pie for sure."

"I think Ты meant humble pie just then," Kowalski corrected. "The 'Humboldt,' или Spheniscus humboldti, is a пингвин species found in South America, while the expression 'to eat humble pie' refers to–"

"Kowalski!" Skipper shouted. "Let it go."

Julien then walked between Skipper and Kowalski.

"Eh, I hate to interrupt," he said, "but there is still the matter of my challenge."

"Just name it, ring-tail," Skipper replied. "There is nothing – except flying, I suppose – that penguins can't do."

"Nothing?" Julien asked.

"Read my beak: There is nothing we can't do," Skipper responded with great confidence.

"Good," Julien smirked as he stuck out his right paw. "I challenge Ты to a thumb wrestling contest."

Skipper's eyes suddenly widened; he then stood silent in shock before soon fainting backwards.

"I guess I win by knockout," Julien smiled.

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This is a drabble from GrandOldPenguin. His drabbles are the greatest!

peacebaby7, hanz1192 and 2 others like this

fox_tamer_113 Ooopps... I forgot to ask for his permission... I hope he doesn't mind... *head-rub*

Icicle1penguin ^Ooooh... Yes, His drabbles are AWESOME!!!!

yokaisummoner hehehe... I love it when Julien PWNs Skipper like that. & I agree that GrandOldPenguin's drabbles are awesome.

SJF_Penguin2 I'm glad you enjoyed my drabble -- I just noticed this article today. Yes, you may post this, just ask first in the future. A link to more drabbles of my FanFiction.net project: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5733610/1/One_Hundred_Days_of_Drabbles_Double_Time

fox_tamer_113 ^ I'm sorry, I'll ask first in the future, I hope you don't mind... hehehheh... =^_^=

alex356 Hello juline he doesn't have thumbs

peacebaby7 ^XD LOL That was the point XD

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Julien does Marlene's nails

added by Icicle1penguin

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The пингвин zone intro

posted by 67Dodge

I am Письмо a pom and Twilight Zone crossover with 6 episodes, I'll make 3 еще if it becomes popular. There will be death, smoking (the Показать is KNOWN 4 smoking), and randomness.
Rod Serling: I welcome Ты to-
Me: Переместить IT ROD! I'M HOSTING HERE NOT YOU!
Rod: I always host this show.
Me: TO BAD THIS IS UNDER MY COMMAND NOW!!!
*duck tapes Rod to the chair and throws him in the closet*
Me: As I was saying...Episode 1 is under way, so wait tommorow for it, Thank Ты for waiting

Ты unlock this door with the key to imagination, a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, as Ты travel along the sweep of imagination, and of things and ideas, you've crossed over into. The Twilight Zone.

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Carol of the Рождество Night

posted by Rini_Kowalski

My first fanfiction! Enjoy!
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It was Рождество eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years назад when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, Ты must understand, this пингвин HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are...

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вверх secret plan to destroy Spongebob: Hush!

posted by krazy4kowalski

OK, as Ты might know, Spongebob beat POM in the KCA. Well, I say we challenge those jerks over at the Spongebob fansite! To a fanfiction contest!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site или theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an Статья to be Опубликовано on their own site about how great the other Показать is.
If Ты like the plan, Комментарий and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if Ты don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!

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The Clipboard Theory

posted by littlebirdy05

*raises hands defensively* I know, I know, this is already up on Kowalski's Фан page, but honestly this place is еще active, so...

Alrighty, this contains my theory on how the heck it is, Kowalski always whips out his clipboard from nowhere, but in truth, It’s еще of a ridiculously long one-shot on Kowalski’s past.

Skipper waddled over to the coffee maker, pouring himself a cup. He turned, opening the fridge. "Hm, where did I put that...?" He mumbled to no one in particular. It was only five a.m. and the others were still sleeping. He always got up before they did. "Eh, there it is..."...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Fifteen

posted by Cornflak

Afternoon, and there was a knock on the door…

Kowalski, who was sitting against a Стена of the HQ, looked up from his book that he was Чтение and stared at the door. Private rolled over from within his bunk and glanced at the door, as well. Skipper groaned and made his way towards the Источник of the sound. He seemed to be doing most of the work, lately. The others only seemed to be interested in quarrels and drama. The leader longed to go on another successful mission with his teammates; like they used to. Otherwise, life at the zoo was beginning to lose its meaning. But something kept him...

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Skipper's Military Days-Episode 1:The New Private (part two)

posted by 123cosmo4

Chapter 3-Military Suicide

    “Oh…wow.”
    Skipper followed the team for miles and never exactly knew where they were going to. What was their base? Was it a snowdrift или something? It was quite the opposite though. It was a HUGE ship. That must explain how the penguins got there. It was bigger than a кит and was incredible. He made sure they all disappeared inside before coming in closer. He walked right up to the entrance and stared up at it.
    The Well Deserved. The ship couldn’t have a better name. HE had to get inside...

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Skipper's Military Days-Episode 1: The New Private

posted by 123cosmo4

Skipper's nerdy best friend

Chapter One-The Foreigns
    “Oh, cool!” a very young пингвин squealed. “Look at them!”
    “Shut up,” the other one hissed. “They might see us.”
    Skipper yanked down the head of his friend who was peering over the snow drift they were spying behind. They just discovered something incredible. Skipper and Martin were just playing тобогган, сани, санные down a snowdrift away from their пингвин flock when they discovered some very strange penguins. They were not like any others the two had ever seen. There were eight of them and they...

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation тако Part 3

posted by 18wanda

The sinks have been successfully clogged with whatever paper the penguins could salvage from Kowalski's idea clipboard, and the toilets were most certainly clogged with toilet paper. The тако couldn't climb in the sewer now. And as for the door, it was successfully barricaded with bodies for all the penguins minus Rico were piled in front of the door, holding back the pressure put upon it by the great тако terror.
Skipper: Hang on, prairie dogs!
Private(whining): We should have gone to IHop!
Kowalski: What are we going to do? We are trapped in a bathroom and to make it even worse there is a mutant...

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PoM Pics

added by Metallica1147

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Psycho: Chapter 3

posted by 67Dodge

The Далее morning Skipper had gotten up and headed to the lobby, he was carrying a basket with various breads and pastries. 'Mr. Bates? Are Ты there? I've got something for you!!' asked Skipper. He then saw Private shuffling downstairs, red in the eyes, possibly from crying so much. 'Ello Skippah, what's the basket for?' asked Private. 'For you, I heard Ты and your mother arguing last night and I decided to make it up to you, it's breads and pastries,' сказал(-а) Skipper. 'Ohhhh!!!! Thank Ты soooo much!! Mum loves Garlic хлеб and tarts!! She loves them very much!! Mum? Skippah gave Ты breads!!'...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 2: Transformation

posted by jackandjill2

Okay - little note for everyone that saw my trailer video. I had to make a few changes for the video, the biggest being the way Kowalski performs the experiment on himself. In this version (and in the official Broadway show), he actually injects the formula into his skin. I had to change it in the video because A) drawing the injection is really, really hard, and B) the song's lyrics сказал(-а) otherwise. That song came off the Resurrection album, not the stage production - some changes were made in between.
Enough talk - onto the action!!!
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Unbeknownst...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 1: Rejection

posted by jackandjill2

If Ты know me well, Ты will know that I am a HUGE Broadway freak. The Great White Way is MY way. So, I used this to my advantage: this story will be a direct spin-off of the Готика classic "Jekyll and Hyde" (which itself was based on Robert L. Stevenson's classic novel of a similar name). Some of the dialougue will be taken directly from the script, where I will indicate with *'s around the section, and then at the end, I'll give the name of the song and a Youtube link, if I can find one (I couldn't for this first song) and also, Ты should know that I own a copy of the "Complete Work" which...

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Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 3

posted by jackandjill2

The Далее day, before Alice arrived with food, Skipper sneaked off to Marlene’s and gave her the necklace. She absolutely loved it, and set it on a small таблица so that aforementioned zookeeper wouldn’t see her wearing it.
During the day, when Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico were out being adorable, Amy went to explore the surrounding sewers. Rodney was still pouting about Marlene’s rejection.
“I mean, come on!” he complained. “I’m a good-looking guy, right? Look at me!”
Ian did not pay attention. He was considering the circumstances and thinking though his new plan.
He knew...

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Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 1

posted by jackandjill2

Note: Characters will translate as:
Skipper - Othello, the Moor of Venice
Marlene - Desdemona, Othello's wife (they'll just be dating)
Kowalski - Cassio, Othello's lieutenant
Ian (OC) - Iago, a very jealous and greedy man
Amelia (Amy/OC) - Iago/Ian's wife
Rodney - Roderigo, Iago's friend

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“Ouch! Ian, that’s my foot!”
“My apologies, Rodney, but it really is quite dark in here.”
“We wouldn’t even be here is it weren’t for your stupid little trick!”
“Hush, Amelia!”
The first voice was a little squeaky, and it belonged to Rodney, an idiotic пингвин who seemed to rely on everyone except...

The Unforgiven Trilogy: Act One

posted by beastialmoon

ACT ONE

Skipper looked at the young Private.
“You don’t have to tell them about this if Ты don’t want to.”
Private looked at his family – Kowalski, Rico, Marlene, and the lemurs
“I have to, Skipper. I can’t keep secrets like you.” Private sat down, and skipper headed to the back of the crowd The stars hung high in the sky, illuminating the city as Private began his tale.

SCENE ONE

South America, 1994. Norma and Oswald are cooing over their new-hatched son, Elijah. Elijah hugged them repeatedly. His memories of this time were blurry, as were all Животные at new-birth.

New Blood Joins...

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A секунда chance for Любовь (chapter 4)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 4

The Далее after Skipper’s and Marlene’s дата that gone wrong Skipper decided to the otter’s habitat, but not to talk to Marlene but to talk to Brandon. As Skipper got there Marlene was not there she was over at the dolphin’s habitat to do some girl talk with Doris the dolphin. Brandon was not outside so Skipper assumes that he was inside the cave. Skipper went inside to see Brandon with his playing his guitar.

“Hey Brandon I need to talk to you.”

“It’s about your дата last night with Marlene isn’t it?”

“Yes, so I take...

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Carol of the Рождество Night: Chapter 2

posted by Rini_Kowalski

Kowlaski came running back to the HQ. His face was in total shock, his scarf was half off. and he still carried the note he had found in his tucked in his scarf.
"Skipper!" Kowalski cried "I Остаться в живых Private! In the city!" Kowalski fell down to where Skipper's webbed feet were.
Skipper ignoring the fact that Private was missing "Ok..But did Ты get the groceries? and ahah Ты found the note. I knew Ты would adjust your scarf whenever Ты saw a cute gal walking around the city block-"
Kowalski interrupted "SHUT UP! PRIVATE IS MISSING!!! DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF A THIRD TIME!?"
Skipper slapped him....

Skipper, Hans, and the Church of Destiny, Chapter 2: Monster

posted by beastialmoon

Monster

The secret side of me, I never let Ты see
I keep it caged but I can't control it

Skipper trained his men. But his mind was elsewhere. Back to the Church. How could he behave like that, in front of his teammates? They needed a leader, and a leader should be strong and caring.
A leader. But this leader was not worthy. He had a past. If he had known how quickly it would catch up, he would not have taken on the task of training these three boys.

So stay away from me, the beast is ugly
I feel the rage and I just can't hold it

The thing he was holding back from them, the ugly sins that kept him...

Nolan Miles , Me and Myself, Prt2. My old Shadow.

posted by NolanMiles

I can hear something, it is very faint, I can tell it's a woman. It's a lady-like voice.

"Try again, why don't you." She says.

I can here that clearly. Finally.
My eyes are de-blurifying.

I can now see her face. Oh my God! It's Pauline. Just as pretty as she was back then.
F.Y.I.: She was my girlfriend. A Long time ago. I сказал(-а) I don't have a Girlfriend, Not I that I "Didn't".

"Pauline, How Ты doin'?" I laughed out. I feel drunk. And how ironic? I was before, with the same girl!

"Fine." She says, I can tell he still hates me for what I did.

I was young. Real young. секунда год on the force.
She was...