As the penguins stood atop their platform one morning preparing for the day, Julien suddenly popped out from nowhere.

"Greetings, my feathery subjects!" he сказал(-а) with a smile. "I have come to Ты with a challenge."

"Challenge?" Skipper chuckled. "Anything Ты can do we can do better, ring-tail."

"Don't bet on it, my friend," Julien stated. "You will be eating the Humboldt pie for sure."

"I think Ты meant humble pie just then," Kowalski corrected. "The 'Humboldt,' или Spheniscus humboldti, is a пингвин species found in South America, while the expression 'to eat humble pie' refers to–"

"Kowalski!" Skipper shouted. "Let it go."

Julien then walked between Skipper and Kowalski.

"Eh, I hate to interrupt," he said, "but there is still the matter of my challenge."

"Just name it, ring-tail," Skipper replied. "There is nothing – except flying, I suppose – that penguins can't do."

"Nothing?" Julien asked.

"Read my beak: There is nothing we can't do," Skipper responded with great confidence.

"Good," Julien smirked as he stuck out his right paw. "I challenge Ты to a thumb wrestling contest."

Skipper's eyes suddenly widened; he then stood silent in shock before soon fainting backwards.

"I guess I win by knockout," Julien smiled.

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This is a drabble from GrandOldPenguin. His drabbles are the greatest!