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What are Ты eating, Kowalski?

added by quasomeness

Source: The Big Переместить

I thought Ты all would laugh at this pic from The Big Move. What happened to Kowalski?

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Пингвины Мадагаскара

пингвин

kowalski

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kowalkielol lol, i loved tis part

carsfan O.O WTF?! xD

ILUVKOWALSKI Ah well its whats inside that counts :)

Tressa-pom If you are Kowalski's fangirl don't watch these episodes: Brain Drain Big Move

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Well it doesn't bother me and I'm a massive Kowalski fangirl :)

mostar1219 ^ ditto. actually, they were both completely HILARIOUS

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Yeah they were awesome :)

jp1-3penguin hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes too much fun

skipper12a Kowalski: Too small... Too big... Too fat... Too thin... Too.. Why am I polka-dotted?! LOL love this part!

krazy4kowalski I think the creators are enjoying episodes that have humor all at Kowalski's expense. Why do people like seeing a smart guy get hurt? Kowalski: Yeah, that's right, and furthermore...*falls down a really long flight of stairs, has a bilboard fall on him, has a giant robot fall on him, gets his brain drained, kicked by rhino, shrunk, grown, polka dotted...* Me: *laughs uncontrollably*

quasomeness ^I think that's funny as long as the creators don't make that the primary trait of Kowalski.

quasomeness Btw, Kowalski's feet are huge!

Lt_Kowalski Wow..... This really hurt my feelings.....

krazy4kowalski ^There, there. *pats his shoulder* Now let's go get you a swimming pool of chocolate ice cream.

ImAnEasel XD XD XD I love this part!!! *saves to favourites* He still looks really cute! :3

Neropenguins lol Kowalski :D:D

Lt_Kowalski I look SO over weight!! 600 lbs and still living! Might as well create a television show of me just like all the other ones!

Kowalski355 XDDD Private: Have you been eating all my Peanut Butter Winkeys? XD

CuteCuddly @Lt_Kowalski: Aw, come one. It's funny. At least at the end you were still small and NOT poka dot. "Why am I poka dot?????"

ImAnEasel ^ Agreed. XD

Skiparah I found it a bit hard to endure 'Action Reaction' do to fandom.

Martha85 he ate his...brain XD lol

mostar1219 he ate a LAZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hennry he is just like me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSeUaG3C5Ks

alepop like me.

Lester, Dexter, and Hexter: Sibling Rivalry: Chapter Two

posted by Pluma

Hexter struggled violently against the net. If he didn't get the water out his lugs soon, he would die and he knew it. Hexter lashed one way to the next. The net got caught into his mouth, cutting into the roof of his mouth. I'm gonna die. he thought gloomily as he gasped for air. So far, he had only succeeded in tangling his right flipper tighter in the netting. Hexter struggled again for one last time and was still.

Dexter was happy. He thought he had killed Hexter, and now his troubles were over. No еще prankster. The perfect paradise. As he swam home, he realized that his parents would...

A Rocking Roommate (chapter 8)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 8: Decision Time

The Далее день Brandon finally mad up his mind. Now he walks up to Marlene to tell her.

“Morning Marlene.”

“Morning Brandon do Ты have an answer?”

“Yeah.”

“So what do Ты say?”

He took a deep breath, then he smile.

“My answer is yes.”

Marlene then jumped for joy.

“All right Brandon and trust me this will work.”

“Don’t worry I have faith in Ты Marlene.”

“Thanks now I’m going to see if the penguins will help.”

“You do that I going to stay hear, and think of what song I’m going to play.”

“Okay see Ты in a few minutes.”...

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Operation: Rooftop Wonder Part 1

posted by scifiguy1999

Yelliing as he did, skipper threw a grapiling hook onto a building. "Grapiling hook in place,boys.",Skipper сказал(-а) as the hook caught on the building. "We have to hurry, that timebomb isn't getting any younger!",Skipper also says," I'm going across."

A few секунды ago,while driving, rico coughed up a thirty-munite timebomb, And it got onto the вверх of a sky scraper. They were going to get it, eccept, they сказал(-а) they were going to be at marlene's place in a few muintes! But, what's еще important? So, they climed up a bouilding right Далее to it.

"The building is to far away, Kawalski yelled, "We will have to manually get it over there!" "But how?" Kawalski said. Suddenly, skipper looked at his car,and got a smile on his face. "Were' going to have to jump!" Skipper said,
as he was runing towards the car. "Is he crazy!" Private said. "I must be, Sipper said,"But i'm crazy enough to save new york!"

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Penguins of madagascar Обои

added by aldude999

Source: Dreamworks

Private sitting on Rico

added by Icicle1penguin

Source: The шлем

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penguins celabrates halloween!

added by Lzk94pzpom

Source: there trick или treating!

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There is a Reason: Chapter Three

posted by krazy4kowalski

Sorry it took me so long to update! This was a difficult chapter to write, but I’m pleased with the final product. I hope Ты enjoy it and, yes, not all the characters are going to survive this. Just wanted to make that clear.

Hopeless Situations

“Um, excuse me, Dr. Blowhole?” Private said, “I-I’m still stuck here!”
“Oh, I know, Private,” he responded, “I know.”
“Hey, let the private go, Blowhole!” Skipper ordered.
The дельфин bowed mockingly, “Your wish is my command, Skipper!” At that moment, the floor began to tremble. The penguins hit the floor, and Kowalski...

волк vs.Otter chapter 1

posted by nookehene

New Transfer
It was early in the morning when I was getting the team ready for today's schedule. They were all there except for Kowalski. I had дана Kowalski orders to go and see what all the commotion was about in Alice's office last night. I was almost done telling everybody everything for today, when Kowalski jumping into the H.Q. "Speak man." I commanded him. He was out of breath and looked excited and worried, which was making me anxious. "We are getting a new transfer." Kowalski сказал(-а) when he caught his breath. "New transfer!" I exclaimed. "Tell us more" Private сказал(-а) anxiously. "Well..."...

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation тако Part 3

posted by 18wanda

The sinks have been successfully clogged with whatever paper the penguins could salvage from Kowalski's idea clipboard, and the toilets were most certainly clogged with toilet paper. The тако couldn't climb in the sewer now. And as for the door, it was successfully barricaded with bodies for all the penguins minus Rico were piled in front of the door, holding back the pressure put upon it by the great тако terror.
Skipper: Hang on, prairie dogs!
Private(whining): We should have gone to IHop!
Kowalski: What are we going to do? We are trapped in a bathroom and to make it even worse there is a mutant...

no еще mr.cuteandcuddly part 3

posted by Marlenelover101

"And then, well let's not say anything about Jonstion." Skipper just finshed telling Marlene that Private was his son. "Wow. Is that why Ты personly slap Private?" asked Marlene. "That's clasified, Marlene." anwsered Skipper. "Whats no longer clasifed is my fealings tords you. I Любовь Marlene. Do Ты Любовь me?" he asked. "I thought you'd never ask. Let's take this to the Далее level. Shut-up and Kiss me." сказал(-а) Marlene. Little
did they know, Skipper's doctor and and assistent
were watching. "I think fate wanted us to see this. Right, Chase?" Chase replied, "Right Amber." The couples embrased, but...