Trixie: *wakes up* *looks around her room* All of that stuff must have been a bad dream. I wonder whats for breakfast. *walks downstairs*
Mom: *sitting at table* *eating*
Trixie: Mornin Mom.
Mom: *staring into space* All girls dream of traveling.
Trixie: Uh, Mom?
Mom: it сказал(-а) so on TV.
Trixie: MOM! Cut it out with the "I saw it on TV" crap!! Ты know half of that stuff isnt true!!
Mom: Oh, right, yes. Um, Trixie, Prof. Oak wanted you.
Trixie: Oak? *remembers last night* Um, I think I'll wait a while before I see him.
Mom: No, no, no. He insisted that Ты came by ASAP.
Trixie: But....
Mom: *pushes Trixie out the door* Go.
Trixie: But I didnt even eat breakfast yet!!!!!
Trixie: *walking around Palet* *Runs into Daisy*
Daisy: OMG!!! Hiiiiiii Trixie!!!!!!!
Trixie: *angry* Hi Daisy.
Daisy: So, my brother, Jay, he, like, went to my grandpa's lab! Ты have GOT to go there!
Trixie: Um....
Daisy: Hey! Did Ты know that *tells a random, pointless story*
Trixie: *sneaks away* Sooooo, the lab, huh?
*In Lab*
Jay: Well, well, well, If it isnt Trixie Stupid-pants.
Trixie: *unimpressed* Really? Thats the best thing Ты could come up with? So, where that loser grandpa of yours?
Jay: Not here.
Trixie: *walks outside*
Jay: Wait! Where ya going?
*Outside*
Trixie: Where is that weirdo perv who snuck in my room last night?
Little Girl: Look! Look!
Trixie: I dont have time for this.
LG: *starts crying*
Trixie: Shut Up ya little b****! Whatta ya want?
LG: Read this sign!!
Trixie: Why do Ты want me to-
LG: JUST READ IT!
Trixie: okay, Okay. *reading* *bored* Trainer Tips. Bla bla bla, Start button, bla bla bla, menu. OkaY! Bye Bye!! *runs away*
Trixie: Well, that was weird. Maybe that old dudes in Veradian City. *walks into tall grass*
Oak: *Pops out of tall grass*Wait! Its unsafe!
Trixie: WTH!?! Wait, were Ты following me? STALKER OLD MAN!
Oak: No! I was not stalking you! I..uh...just happened to be walking this way.
Trixie: *thinks* yeah right
Oak: Nice to see Ты again. Of course its easier to see Ты in dayli- I mean, Ты must be Trixie! Its nice to see Ты for the first time. Ты look like a nice girl.
Trixie: *thinks* So NOW he knows I'm a girl.
Oak: Time to go to my lab! Follow meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Trixie: Wait up!!
*Lab*
Jay: Gramps! Finally!!
Oak: Let me think.......Oh yes! I told Ты to visit the lab!!
Jay: No duh....
Oak: Trixie, there are 3 Pokemon here.
Trixie: No s***, Sherlock.
Oak: The Pokemon are inside the pokeballs.
Trixie: No?!? Really?!?
Oak: Ты know, when I was young.....
(ONE BORING, POINTLESS STORY LATER)
Oak: And thats how.....um.......what were we talking about?
Jay: Pokemon, gramps, we were talking about Pokemon.
Oak: Oh, right. Take a Pokemon, Trixie.
Jay: What about me????
OAk: Come up with a better insult first.
Jay: You.... Ты POOHEAD!!
Trixie: Fail!! Now which one should I choose?
Jay: *praying* Please dont choose Squirtle! Please dont choose Squirtle!
Trixie: I choose.......
Jay: Please dont choose.......
Trixie: CHARMANDER!!
Jay: *sighs* Thank Mew!! *picks up Pokeball*
Mom: *sitting at table* *eating*
Trixie: Mornin Mom.
Mom: *staring into space* All girls dream of traveling.
Trixie: Uh, Mom?
Mom: it сказал(-а) so on TV.
Trixie: MOM! Cut it out with the "I saw it on TV" crap!! Ты know half of that stuff isnt true!!
Mom: Oh, right, yes. Um, Trixie, Prof. Oak wanted you.
Trixie: Oak? *remembers last night* Um, I think I'll wait a while before I see him.
Mom: No, no, no. He insisted that Ты came by ASAP.
Trixie: But....
Mom: *pushes Trixie out the door* Go.
Trixie: But I didnt even eat breakfast yet!!!!!
Trixie: *walking around Palet* *Runs into Daisy*
Daisy: OMG!!! Hiiiiiii Trixie!!!!!!!
Trixie: *angry* Hi Daisy.
Daisy: So, my brother, Jay, he, like, went to my grandpa's lab! Ты have GOT to go there!
Trixie: Um....
Daisy: Hey! Did Ты know that *tells a random, pointless story*
Trixie: *sneaks away* Sooooo, the lab, huh?
*In Lab*
Jay: Well, well, well, If it isnt Trixie Stupid-pants.
Trixie: *unimpressed* Really? Thats the best thing Ты could come up with? So, where that loser grandpa of yours?
Jay: Not here.
Trixie: *walks outside*
Jay: Wait! Where ya going?
*Outside*
Trixie: Where is that weirdo perv who snuck in my room last night?
Little Girl: Look! Look!
Trixie: I dont have time for this.
LG: *starts crying*
Trixie: Shut Up ya little b****! Whatta ya want?
LG: Read this sign!!
Trixie: Why do Ты want me to-
LG: JUST READ IT!
Trixie: okay, Okay. *reading* *bored* Trainer Tips. Bla bla bla, Start button, bla bla bla, menu. OkaY! Bye Bye!! *runs away*
Trixie: Well, that was weird. Maybe that old dudes in Veradian City. *walks into tall grass*
Oak: *Pops out of tall grass*Wait! Its unsafe!
Trixie: WTH!?! Wait, were Ты following me? STALKER OLD MAN!
Oak: No! I was not stalking you! I..uh...just happened to be walking this way.
Trixie: *thinks* yeah right
Oak: Nice to see Ты again. Of course its easier to see Ты in dayli- I mean, Ты must be Trixie! Its nice to see Ты for the first time. Ты look like a nice girl.
Trixie: *thinks* So NOW he knows I'm a girl.
Oak: Time to go to my lab! Follow meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Trixie: Wait up!!
*Lab*
Jay: Gramps! Finally!!
Oak: Let me think.......Oh yes! I told Ты to visit the lab!!
Jay: No duh....
Oak: Trixie, there are 3 Pokemon here.
Trixie: No s***, Sherlock.
Oak: The Pokemon are inside the pokeballs.
Trixie: No?!? Really?!?
Oak: Ты know, when I was young.....
(ONE BORING, POINTLESS STORY LATER)
Oak: And thats how.....um.......what were we talking about?
Jay: Pokemon, gramps, we were talking about Pokemon.
Oak: Oh, right. Take a Pokemon, Trixie.
Jay: What about me????
OAk: Come up with a better insult first.
Jay: You.... Ты POOHEAD!!
Trixie: Fail!! Now which one should I choose?
Jay: *praying* Please dont choose Squirtle! Please dont choose Squirtle!
Trixie: I choose.......
Jay: Please dont choose.......
Trixie: CHARMANDER!!
Jay: *sighs* Thank Mew!! *picks up Pokeball*
Shorty and Freddie
