Trixie: *wakes up* *looks around her room* All of that stuff must have been a bad dream. I wonder whats for breakfast. *walks downstairs*

Mom: *sitting at table* *eating*

Trixie: Mornin Mom.

Mom: *staring into space* All girls dream of traveling.

Trixie: Uh, Mom?

Mom: it сказал(-а) so on TV.

Trixie: MOM! Cut it out with the "I saw it on TV" crap!! Ты know half of that stuff isnt true!!

Mom: Oh, right, yes. Um, Trixie, Prof. Oak wanted you.

Trixie: Oak? *remembers last night* Um, I think I'll wait a while before I see him.

Mom: No, no, no. He insisted that Ты came by ASAP.

Trixie: But....

Mom: *pushes Trixie out the door* Go.

Trixie: But I didnt even eat breakfast yet!!!!!
Trixie: *walking around Palet* *Runs into Daisy*

Daisy: OMG!!! Hiiiiiii Trixie!!!!!!!

Trixie: *angry* Hi Daisy.

Daisy: So, my brother, Jay, he, like, went to my grandpa's lab! Ты have GOT to go there!

Trixie: Um....

Daisy: Hey! Did Ты know that *tells a random, pointless story*

Trixie: *sneaks away* Sooooo, the lab, huh?


*In Lab*

Jay: Well, well, well, If it isnt Trixie Stupid-pants.

Trixie: *unimpressed* Really? Thats the best thing Ты could come up with? So, where that loser grandpa of yours?

Jay: Not here.

Trixie: *walks outside*

Jay: Wait! Where ya going?

*Outside*

Trixie: Where is that weirdo perv who snuck in my room last night?

Little Girl: Look! Look!

Trixie: I dont have time for this.

LG: *starts crying*

Trixie: Shut Up ya little b****! Whatta ya want?

LG: Read this sign!!

Trixie: Why do Ты want me to-

LG: JUST READ IT!

Trixie: okay, Okay. *reading* *bored* Trainer Tips. Bla bla bla, Start button, bla bla bla, menu. OkaY! Bye Bye!! *runs away*

Trixie: Well, that was weird. Maybe that old dudes in Veradian City. *walks into tall grass*

Oak: *Pops out of tall grass*Wait! Its unsafe!

Trixie: WTH!?! Wait, were Ты following me? STALKER OLD MAN!

Oak: No! I was not stalking you! I..uh...just happened to be walking this way.

Trixie: *thinks* yeah right

Oak: Nice to see Ты again. Of course its easier to see Ты in dayli- I mean, Ты must be Trixie! Its nice to see Ты for the first time. Ты look like a nice girl.

Trixie: *thinks* So NOW he knows I'm a girl.

Oak: Time to go to my lab! Follow meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

Trixie: Wait up!!

*Lab*

Jay: Gramps! Finally!!

Oak: Let me think.......Oh yes! I told Ты to visit the lab!!

Jay: No duh....

Oak: Trixie, there are 3 Pokemon here.

Trixie: No s***, Sherlock.

Oak: The Pokemon are inside the pokeballs.

Trixie: No?!? Really?!?

Oak: Ты know, when I was young.....

(ONE BORING, POINTLESS STORY LATER)

Oak: And thats how.....um.......what were we talking about?

Jay: Pokemon, gramps, we were talking about Pokemon.

Oak: Oh, right. Take a Pokemon, Trixie.

Jay: What about me????

OAk: Come up with a better insult first.

Jay: You.... Ты POOHEAD!!

Trixie: Fail!! Now which one should I choose?

Jay: *praying* Please dont choose Squirtle! Please dont choose Squirtle!

Trixie: I choose.......

Jay: Please dont choose.......

Trixie: CHARMANDER!!

Jay: *sighs* Thank Mew!! *picks up Pokeball*