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How was YOUR DAY?
Mrs. Allen, our science teacher, was handing out projects and she said:
"This is how I got out of college. I was a waitress." She 'laughed'. "I expect a tip on the таблица when your done."
I wrote on a piece of paper:
"Use toothpaste when Ты brush!"
"Why are Ты Письмо that?" My partner asked.
"She asked for a tip, didn't she?"
Everyone LMAOed!
XD
Oo! Also at recess,
My guy friend asked girls, do Ты wear a push-up bra? Most hit him. He asked a girl named 'Willnide'(Will-Need-A'LIFE) and she rudely said:
"Oh, why do Ты want to know?"
So he said: "I asked many girls. And he сказал(-а) a Список of girl's names. So, he asked my friend if she wears one, she said:
"No, why?"
"Because Ты boobs go UP and DOWN up and down!"
Willnide laughed.
He looked at her and said:
"Why are Ты laughing? Yours go just as high! As a matter a fact, they hit your face!"
When he told me this, I cracked up and fell into the трава laughing.
So, it was an alright day. How about yours?
"This is how I got out of college. I was a waitress." She 'laughed'. "I expect a tip on the таблица when your done."
I wrote on a piece of paper:
"Use toothpaste when Ты brush!"
"Why are Ты Письмо that?" My partner asked.
"She asked for a tip, didn't she?"
Everyone LMAOed!
XD
Oo! Also at recess,
My guy friend asked girls, do Ты wear a push-up bra? Most hit him. He asked a girl named 'Willnide'(Will-Need-A'LIFE) and she rudely said:
"Oh, why do Ты want to know?"
So he said: "I asked many girls. And he сказал(-а) a Список of girl's names. So, he asked my friend if she wears one, she said:
"No, why?"
"Because Ты boobs go UP and DOWN up and down!"
Willnide laughed.
He looked at her and said:
"Why are Ты laughing? Yours go just as high! As a matter a fact, they hit your face!"
When he told me this, I cracked up and fell into the трава laughing.
So, it was an alright day. How about yours?
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