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I do think that Ты probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add еще to the Список when I find еще sites I think Ты should probably avoid. So if anyone sends Ты Ссылки to the following sites, Ты have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad by the name of the Ссылка but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS Ты ARE A SICKO I ADVISE Ты NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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posted by CullenProperty
307
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as Ты are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let Ты see us cry, unless we want Ты to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if Ты are interested. But we will later deny it или make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot или sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for Ты (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if Ты don't like what we wear...
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posted by sweet_n_silly
169
I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are Ты busy?" или "Are Ты doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all день but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
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posted by sarabeara
402
THIS Список ISN'T MINE. It belongs to "thatboyandrew" on youtube. This Список is from his original video. If Ты haven't seen the video, here's the link:

link

NOTE: This is JUST a joke. I did not come up with this list. I just thought I'd post it for fun.

60) Latifah
59) Shaniqua
58) Latoya
57) Laquisha
56) La'Kisha
55) La'Tanya
54) Rohandra
53) Bon'Quisha
52) Sha'Tanya
51) Toprameneesha
50) La'Quishria
49) Bonifa
48) Shataniana
47) Levondia
46) Bufanaquishria
45) La'Quishraniqua
44) Barbeesha
43) Mo'Nique
42) Abduiniana
41) Fo'Landra
40) Kisha
39) Bon'Qui Qui
38) V'Lanta'la'mana'ma'nisha
37) Sha'Nay Nay
36) Tay Tay
35)...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I was so Зачарованная by your beauty that I ran into that Стена over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime Ты passed by, just so I could stare at Ты a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1. Энджел Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying или you'll get some action faster than a pit бык on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all Ты want even if she is the kind who will out chug Ты in пиво and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names Ты never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
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Good truth или dare Questions

Truth или dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth или dare questions, which will help Ты to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream Ты have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality или feature Ты would like to change about yourself?

Do Ты have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend или boyfriend's friend?

Do Ты think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
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posted by CullenProperty
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1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys Любовь flirts.
3. A guy can like Ты for a minute, and then forget Ты afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are Ты doing something?" или "Have Ты eaten already?" are the first usual Вопросы a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all день but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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1. I Любовь the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I Любовь the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I Любовь the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I Любовь the way Ты look at me.

5. I Любовь how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I Любовь the way I can’t imagine a день without Ты in my life.

7. I Любовь the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I Любовь the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I Любовь the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I Любовь how I know you’ll always be there when I need Ты to be.

11....
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TRUTH

Who do Ты have a crush on?

If Ты had to дата anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity Ты would want to make out with

Name five people Ты hate and why Ты hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have Ты ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If Ты did, what did Ты do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have Ты ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have Ты had your first kiss, if Ты have, were was it and who was it with?

Have Ты ever seen a parent naked?

Have Ты ever seen Животные reproducing?

Have Ты stalked anyone,...
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posted by Gretute2772
30
1.Most Футбол players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 Животные that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the Титаник and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time Ты sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...
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-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, Ты can Kiss my жопа, попка too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the день i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to Ты does not matter to me

-When your up, your Друзья know who Ты are.
When you're down, Ты know who your Друзья are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab Ты in the throat with...the нож Ты left in my back.

-I was the one who сказал(-а) things changed;
you were the one who proved...
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make Ты tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are Ты remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with Ты when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves Ты more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her Друзья say i Любовь her еще than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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posted by black_magics
9
1.The 'poke' button on Facebook is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...

2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.

3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.

4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I Остаться в живых my phone, can Ты call it?"
and see how many people call it

5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!...
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A
Abbess
Ablaze
Ace
Acid
Adamant
Aegis
Airspeed
Alaczar (Spanish: Fortress)
AlleyCat
Animus
Anti-Matter Man
Aqualung (guy with frog powers)
Arc
ArchAngel
Argus
броненосец
Arsenal
Asmodeus
Astra
Atomaestro
Avion
Axe (a brick with an axe)

B
BackFlash
барсук
Ballistique
Banelord
Baron K
барракуда
Basalt
Battery
Bile
Billy Blue Blazes (a speedster)
Bird of Prey
Black Adept
Blackbody
Black сокол (Brick/Martial Artist)
Black Light
Blackmane
BlackShadow
Blackthorne
Black волк
Blade Song
Blast Off
Bloodletter
Bloodstone (a magic-based mentalist with a crystal...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with еще than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are Ты busy?" или "Are Ты doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all день but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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posted by cute20k
98
1. Dial a Болталка number and confuse the person who Ответы by saying things like;
"Why did Ты call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up Болталка statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a Болталка Статья like this.

4. At walmart или somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, или a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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1)"Why, do Ты find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I Любовь the секунда grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and Ты actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...
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Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...
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1- eye contact , if Ты notice him staring a lot at Ты ..like еще than 5 times in the same день .(unless Ты got a stain on your shirt)
2- if Ты and him were in the same area , he would be with Ты in every where Ты walk to ( like a party или a концерт ..etc)
3- he would sit Далее to Ты in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream или laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to Ты hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if Ты drop something , he would be the first to get it for...
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