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Nik's Obscure Slasher Movie Marathon (Part I of II)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, hello once again, everyone. It’s that time of год again. The Хэллоуин season. The best season. Yeah, I’m still saying that and I refuse to be told otherwise. And Ты know what that means? That means it’s another год for some sort of weird horror subgenre that I talk about that will most likely result in a bunch of trash over quality but I will come out with a sort of middling respect for some of these films. How great. And one genre that has piqued my interest so much was the slasher movie craze of the 80s. Lots and lots of slasher Фильмы came out that decade. Ты got Jason Vorhees,...

вверх ten Slasher villains PART 2;

posted by Canada24

The Список went over really well to anyone I showed it too from outside Фан pop, Фан pop itself didn't seem to give much of a fuck.. Still, either way here's more.. On time for Halloween....

10; JACOB GOODNIGHT;

I have to be honest and say I really hated this movie.. See no evil. I was probably still to young, but I just remember feeling kinda gross inside. It was just an unpleasant experience.. Bur my friend Sarah on the other hand really enjoyed this film. Mostly cause it stars KANE.. Which I admit did make it a unique film. Still not one I'm in any rush to see again. The dog attack scene...

Canada24 reviews Wes Craven's SCREAM

posted by Canada24

Happy October everyone. In celebration lets talk about one of the best October films, scream..

I don't think the late Wes Craven realized just how relevant this movie would end up. What with Columbine shooting, Colorado theatre shooting, and the constant scapegoating of violent media instead of accepting fault.. Hell it even inspired some assholes to dress up as GhostFace and attempt real life killing sprees..

All that, It truly makes the film hold up. That and all the classic Wes Craven goodness.

So the film starts off by famishly killing off Drew Barrymore after all the advertisements of the...

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A Список of Sites Ты Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that Ты probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add еще to the Список when I find еще sites I think Ты should probably avoid. So if anyone sends Ты Ссылки to the following sites, Ты have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad by the name of the Ссылка but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS Ты ARE A SICKO I ADVISE Ты NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

posted by CullenProperty

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as Ты are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let Ты see us cry, unless we want Ты to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if Ты are interested. But we will later deny it или make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot или sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for Ты (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if Ты don't like what we wear...

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еще than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I was so Зачарованная by your beauty that I ran into that Стена over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime Ты passed by, just so I could stare at Ты a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - вверх 20 Список

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Энджел Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying или you'll get some action faster than a pit бык on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all Ты want even if she is the kind who will out chug Ты in пиво and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names Ты never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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Best Truth или Dare Вопросы Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth или dare Questions

Truth или dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth или dare questions, which will help Ты to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream Ты have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality или feature Ты would like to change about yourself?

Do Ты have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend или boyfriend's friend?

Do Ты think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

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100 Reasons why Ты Любовь her

posted by Milorox18

1. I Любовь the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I Любовь the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I Любовь the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I Любовь the way Ты look at me.

5. I Любовь how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I Любовь the way I can’t imagine a день without Ты in my life.

7. I Любовь the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I Любовь the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I Любовь the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I Любовь how I know you’ll always be there when I need Ты to be.

11....

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TRUTH & DARE Вопросы (dirty for 13+)

posted by Feathershine

TRUTH

Who do Ты have a crush on?

If Ты had to дата anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity Ты would want to make out with

Name five people Ты hate and why Ты hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have Ты ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If Ты did, what did Ты do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have Ты ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have Ты had your first kiss, if Ты have, were was it and who was it with?

Have Ты ever seen a parent naked?

Have Ты ever seen Животные reproducing?

Have Ты stalked anyone,...

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20 ways to know if a guy loves Ты ( for girls )

posted by aya3

1- eye contact , if Ты notice him staring a lot at Ты ..like еще than 5 times in the same день .(unless Ты got a stain on your shirt)
2- if Ты and him were in the same area , he would be with Ты in every where Ты walk to ( like a party или a концерт ..etc)
3- he would sit Далее to Ты in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream или laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to Ты hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if Ты drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

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23 Болталка funny things to do at school .

posted by bellabrowneyes

found this stuff and i wanted to share with Ты guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)

1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person Далее to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your Вопросы to the class.

6.Sit in...

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-39 Pranks on Teachers!-

posted by smileypop9

1.When Ты walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a кулер, охладитель that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up Список is on my стол письменный, стол for the part Ты would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up Список on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

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101 things to call your boyfriend/girlfriend

posted by TheRealSexyKate

Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - вверх 20 Список

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, или to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get Ты in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly by giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the Далее family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - Ты may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin кепка, колпачок and feed him grapes when...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by Tamar20

1)"Why, do Ты find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I Любовь the секунда grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and Ты actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

Розы are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Розы are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Розы are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Показать me your tits

Розы make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Ты Любовь it up the shitter

Розы are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Розы are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Розы are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Розы are shit
Violets are crap
Показать me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Розы are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And глотать, ласточка it down

Розы are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a круг that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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Иконка Symbol Thingys (Feel free to copy and paste!)

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

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100 Вопросы to Ask Your Parents

posted by pure-angel

I Found that on the internet

1. When Ты were young, were Ты involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement или against Vietnam? Why или why not?

2. What tells Ты when a child is responsible enough to trust a lot?

3. What was your first car? What was your Избранное car when Ты were young?

4. How often do Ты go over the speed limit?

5. Were Ты considered Популярное in middle school или high school? Why или why not?

6. Did Ты have big fights with your mom when Ты were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

7. Did Ты have big fights with your dad when Ты were...