I do think that Ты probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add еще to the Список when I find еще sites I think Ты should probably avoid. So if anyone sends Ты Ссылки to the following sites, Ты have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad by the name of the Ссылка but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.
UNLESS Ты ARE A SICKO I ADVISE Ты NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. I was so Зачарованная by your beauty that I ran into that Стена over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime Ты passed by, just so I could stare at Ты a bit longer. Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. For a moment I thought I...
1. Энджел Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying или you'll get some action faster than a pit бык on a t-bone.
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all Ты want even if she is the kind who will out chug Ты in пиво and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names Ты never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
Truth или dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth или dare questions, which will help Ты to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.
Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Describe the strangest dream Ты have ever had in your life?
What is the one quality или feature Ты would like to change about yourself?
Do Ты have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend или boyfriend's friend?
Do Ты think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
Sweetie Sweetheart My love Lover Pumpkin Baby Darling Sweetie Pie Baby Doll My Little Cabbage (French) Love of my Life Angel Beloved Dear Dearest Dear one Deary Flame Heart’s Desire Honey Bun Poubelle Honeybunch Lamb Jewel Loveling Pearl Pet Precious Princess Prince My Sweet Sugar Treasure True Love Beautiful Beauty Gem Saint Light of my Life Object of my Affection Angel Face Babe Buttercup Button Cherub Chica Dumpling Little Angel Little Darling Little Doll Number One Prize Tootsie Doll Face My Idol My Everything My Life Object of My Affection True Love One and Only Inamorata Inamorato My Passion Valentine Dove Honey Bunny Smoochy Babycake Dream Girl Dream...
1. Unplug the refrigerator. 2. Turn the духовой шкаф, печь on. 3. Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.) 4. Hide the remote. 5. Hide the television. 6. Hide the pets. 7. Change the answering machine message. 8. Turn off the answering machine. 9. Change the speed dial numbers. 10. Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier. 11. Add...
Here are my Список of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let Ты know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh. (Make sure your not drinking anything или eating anything Ты might spit it или something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends? Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the метла late to work? It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the бухта, залив they'd be bagels.