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posted by jessicamc26

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:)

posted by sapherequeen

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I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a Фан of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on Fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I Любовь and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of Ты for the rest of my life :)

I Любовь Ты all! Have a beautiful, wonderful день :D

-LOL!-

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Emails to ALice

posted by KatiiCullen94

dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that Ты were real, that Ты all were , that he was.
There is evidence that Ты were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming или not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and Ты diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, или did i make Ты up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without Ты i dont know. But i want to find out. Do Ты think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...

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Night Surgeon Lyrics

posted by twilight0girl

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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can Ты forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the улица, уличный physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your жопа, попка like rembrandt!
Ha! Ты Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when Ты see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who Ты are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what Ты did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who Ты are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...

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HelluvaBoss review:

posted by Canada24

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Sense whatsupbugs reviewed Hazbin, I thought it'll be a fun excuse to re-review Helluva Boss. Back in the day, Viv made two pilots on her channel, both set in hell. And I knew from the beginning this was the one I preferred, the sitcom styled one starring Brandon Rogers and Richard Steven Horvitz.. Yeah that's right, she has Zim..

Like Hazbin, this series is intended for adult audiences. It deals with strong language, sexual content, and violence..

Like all shows, this has both positives and negatives, though the negatives are why I'm reluctant on watching Hazbin. Sense it's the same creator,...

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еще than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I was so Зачарованная by your beauty that I ran into that Стена over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime Ты passed by, just so I could stare at Ты a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by Tamar20

1)"Why, do Ты find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I Любовь the секунда grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and Ты actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

posted by Milorox18

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with еще than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are Ты busy?" или "Are Ты doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all день but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

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Prank Call Ideas!

posted by OmegaLeader

(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and Ты want to confuse them. No laughing или anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my Друзья do this a lot.

Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do Ты want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is Ты who is calling me. Ok, so what did Ты need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. Ты called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! Ты are the one who called me! Now i ask one еще time who are Ты and why did Ты call my at this...

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Болталка jokes

posted by sakurahanazono

Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and Ты have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)

Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)

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39 Things to Do to Confuse, Annoy and/or Freak Out Strangers

posted by BeastBoyCahill

1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation by saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall или any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way Ты laugh as Ты wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt или Uncle. If Ты dare, hug them.
5. While passing a Болталка stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...

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DAS ROTE PFERD! (ENGLISH BELOW)

posted by hannah16

Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für логово, ден Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen

Die Fliege...

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50 Ways To Annoy People

posted by karpach_14

Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone Ты love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard или hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as Ты open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 минуты или so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring или your nails on the blackboard Далее time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. Далее концерт Ты go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...

NikPiks - Arin Hanson: The Man Who Became Too Woke

posted by Windwakerguy430

Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If Ты don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....

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Five Nights At Freddy's 3 Rap Song!

posted by deathding

A быстрый, стремительный, свифт lunge at your soul but it's all in the mind
If Ты want to stuff me in a suit I'm sure you'll find
That the things that'll creep ya are sure to beat ya
Got to stay alive или they're going to meet ya

10 Rooms 5 vents and no doors at all
Not even a flashlight and no time to stall
Delay for a moment and through the vents they'll crawl
Almost dead, every sound I dread, and I see him in the hall.

YOYOYOYO WHAT'S UP BRO!?
YOU'RE THE NEW GUY, HIGH FIVE, TOO SLOW!
JUST LIVE FIVE NIGHTS, EACH ONE'S DIFFICULTY'S GREATER
YOU GOT THE BASICS DUDE, ALRIGHT SEE Ты LATER!

So night one, here we go,...

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Поиск Me

posted by nmdis

"Search Me"

Through this skin Ты see
My heart
Through this laughter Ты feel
My pain
Even through this mask Ты see
My face
For Ты are the only one who really knows just who I am

And Ты Поиск me
And Ты know all the secrets of my heart
And Ты Поиск me
Revealing the mysteries of who Ты are
Ты Поиск me

Growing up never comes
Easily
In Your hands, You're the potter
Molding me
Then why do I wear this mask and play this game
Of hide and seek
When Ты are the only one who really knows just who I am

And Ты Поиск me
And Ты know all the secrets of my heart
And Ты Поиск me
Revealing the...

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A LOGICAL SOLUTION.

posted by Wendy99

Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give еще than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving еще than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants Ты to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help Ты answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...

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Weirdest Omegle Conversation I've Ever Had

posted by 214

You’re now chatting with a Болталка stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

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You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: Ты HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT Ты DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...

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9 Things Guys should say to gurls 2 make them feel special.

posted by ilovezuko23

1. You're beautiful.- girls think when Ты say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. Ты look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and Ты never get tired of being with us.

4. I Любовь Ты and only you.-Well, Ты guys get the picture.

5. I will be with Ты forever.

6. Ты have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. Ты shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for Ты to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.

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How to get kicked out of the DMV

posted by ilovezuko23

7 Things to do when Ты want to get kicked out of the DMV. By Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy Далее to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people Далее to Ты look at Ты funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down Далее to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your Избранное Показать the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big Показать number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.