what was/is your most funny, embarrasing, disgusting, violent moments of your life?

what yours??? mine was, i only found this out a few days ago. my violent one is in my nursery as a kid, we had those toy telephones with the wires. anyway this boy was annoying me so i got the wire and wrapped it around him ( i was only about 4!) and pushed him into the фасоль, бин bag chairs i was in so much trouble.

my embarrasing one is when i went to a school dance in about год 6 we were doing sex education lol. and we had to look through text Книги urgh, anyway this teacher came over to us and see's us looking at the stuff and laughing. he goes its natural everyone has it!!

my funny one isin год 7 we was doing sex education again, anyway we had to write Вопросы down then sir would read them out and answer them (this was in drama!) anyway this kid obviously a boy asks where does the baby come from and sir starts explaining all of it and how it comes out of Ты know where and how Ты know what expands and the boys faces were priceless they just stared open mouthed at us girls for the whole день nearly

and my disgusting one is, when i was in y7 these polish guys (no offence to polish people im part polish!) are really perverted. so anyway were out in the small garden area where we was having a small picnic and my mate hannah starts cussing them and all coz they squeezed all our asses (they where год 10) and followed us around. anyway hannah keeps cussing them then one of the boys gets out aftershave and spray and starts spraying his downstairs parts and does it to all his mates. then the boy pulls down his trousers for us to see his thingy ma bob. it was revoloting!!

so tell me yours first 5 to answer i will Фан and like , Далее 5 i will just fan!