do Ты have any chuck norris jokes?

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can fry ants with a magnifying glass at NIGHT.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in three moves.
Chuck Norris can lick his elbow.
Chuck Norris beat the sun at a starring contest.
Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris counted to infinity TWICE.
Chuck Norris can strangle Ты with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can Удалить the recycling bin.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 минуты to watch 60 minutes.
;)

no...
But here is a joke my brother told me
when the boogy man goes to sleep he checks under his постель, кровати for chuck norris

Type "find Chuck Norris" in the Google Поиск bar.
Then, click "I'm Feeling Lucky".

I don't know if this would count as a Chuck Norris joke, though....