Wanna be my fan?

D'aww! Look at 'em!

dude sorry but no one is going to want to be your Фан if Ты ask them like this.

Not, not really, no.

Ok here are the 2 reasons why I won't Фан Ты bub:

1.I don't know Ты and Ты don't sound like an awesome person enough to "BE" my friend.

2.You have to earn your fans, there not going to come running at Ты like a horde of elephants.

Ты don't get Фаны just by doing this.
That's called being selfish when Ты ask for something Ты don't deserve.
And I hardly doubt anyone would want to become a Фан of Ты because your not old enough to be on Fanpop.