Эй, WHAT THE?????

Yes, I just poked Ты over the internet even though you're probably thousands of miles away.
Oh wait this isn't facebook...

I did. So what?

ah, no

wot a Болталка Вопрос xxxx

*pokes on the head*...ummm....no! Not at all...!

If Ты mean by finger, no. You're too far for me to poke. But if Ты were that seatmate I had a few минуты before, then yes.

yes! I mentaly poked you! *pokes you* this will go on 4 another 5 minutes.

Yes, I poked your Vital points with a Knife. U mad?

(spaced out) wha---? no....! A Unicorn called Philip Just...T-Took me away to the land of pickles....and....the fairy godmother came and..gave me a pocket watch....she--she сказал(-а) eating рыба flakes is bad for your toe nails... then....she---she went away into the clouds in her magical hat-car....then.....---Du-Dude.. A-A-Are Ты feelin alright?? Your Face is Purple...now its...idk...hahahaheh....*eyes roll to back of head and falls over dribbling on ground*

Not if Dough Boy has anything to say about it.