Funniest autocorrecting that's happened to you?

I was sending a memo to a Captian Pacholl. The spellcheck suggested Captain Pickle.

I was sending an e-mail to my school's dean and it autocorrected my name "Chantal" into "Schandaal" which means Scandal :P. The dean replied; "I don't think your grades are that bad, dear" x3

This one actually happened quite recently. Anyway I was trying to make a reference to last night's LOCI series finale in which two identical twin brothers; Parker and Thomas Gaffney were murdered. My computer apparently thought their relationship wasn't brotherly and suggested Gayness as a replacement for Gaffney.
There's also one that isn't mine but I remember from a school assembly, anyway this girl was trying to get into this school of business. However she spelled it wrong and spell check changed it to "school of bunnies" she didn't get into the school.

Do wrong number texts count? I meant to text my friend Abby "What's up beautiful?" and accidentally sent it to my male cousin. I was just happy he didn't answer me.

I put in "Redness" on a Сообщить and it suggested "Penis". My PC's a pervert.

i was emailing my friend and i wrote 'hey firass!' [his name] and it corrected into 'hey огонь ass!' and i accidentally sent it XD

my sister was talking to me on fb and asked me if she culd use my phone and I meant no Ты cant and it typed no Ты cunt she told my parents and I was grounded haha

I was typing in hemoglobin, then for some reason, it came up 'heterosexual...' Yeah, that's so close to hemoglobin...