What is the funniest thing Ты have ever done?

*Insert moment that people will find funny, even thought it was scarring and embarrassing for me. This answer will be voted best because someone relates to this. If not, fuck, I just made myself look like an answer whore.*

ok so my dad was majorly accident prone and i guess it rubbed off on me. he would jump off a свинг, качели and break his arm,get bitten in the butt by a dog,step on barrnacles,run strait into a glass door,and other stupid stuff. he even got burned by a batmobile he made!
but i have broken every one of my toes (twice!) and run into walls,put my черепаха in my mouth (which he bit) tripped on flat surfaces,and broke my thumb...two days after i broke my arm running into a ciderblock wall. but the worst thing i've done is...fall off stage. that may not sound so bad but. the way i did it...
i was in a play and all the sudden i was saying my line: " So that means the killer is in this room! if i just walk over here...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
i fell screaming so slowly and i fell on my head. butt up in the air -_-

i dont remember. :/
i never really do funny things...

tough question!
i guess it has to be either
1)when i threw out all the shoes in the apartment becouse it was dirty(i was a baby)
or..
2)it took me 5 минуты to figure out that one state was oregen

tripped my teacher infront of d whole scool by mistake



i still keep on sayin her sry 4 it....

Among all other embarrassing stupid things I've done.. I'd have to say it was the time my teacher slapped me in the face. Okay, that came out wrong. I go to a Catholic school, and we have to walk to mass on Thursday(it's just up the hill) so as we were coming back, my teacher was walking backwards down the hill- stupid thing to do-telling us to stay on the side walk for our own safety she said. She was waving her hand shooing the boys away cuz theywere trying to lay in the street.an I was wayyyy in front of her with my Друзья an someone called my name ( the girl who called me was in da back) so I turned around and started towards the girl. My teacher suddenly stepped in front of me and was still waving her hand around an hit me хлопать, привкус in the face it was hilarious because she was saying sorry and with her accent it was even funnier (no offense to anyone with an accent I Любовь Ты accented ppl)that was three weeks agao i think but she still saying sorry

I'm too lazy to think