If someone walked up to Ты in the street, kissed Ты and walked away as if nothing had happened, what would Ты do?

Depends on who it was. If it was a girl who I couldn't stand and she did it, I'd be livid. If it was a girl who I'd liked I'd probably either be embarrassed или just Kiss her back. If it was someone that I wasn't attracted to AT all. I'd probably wash my mouth out.

My reaction would be simple.

I would hate being kissed by someone who has no feelings for me and vice versa.

I'd eat a bagel. Kno why? Cause that'l never happen so who cares how I answer this.

Matters who it was really

Imma goes crazy , run into a Стена , scream "DR.OCTAGONAPUS!" and do some Болталка stuff... 'cause that'll never happen , hopefully...it doesn't

walk infront of them and хлопать, привкус them in the face

If it was someone i like, then i would Kiss them back.

But if it was someone that i hated, i would перфоратор, удар, пунш them in the face.

Okay then, keep walking.