Has something amazing ever happened to Ты online?

I became God during a rave where I met a Phone that can change into a taco, Darth Vader the Raver, and Mother Russia. I went to the park and captured Pedro Bayer and made some бекон, бэкон and threw салат at all the people who need to get a room. Любовь feels and tastes like cardboard. Slenderman is Russia's GrandPawPaw. I bleed радуга vodka. Planes have pubs and parks. And the best of all, people have 8 fingers.

TEH RAVES.

nothing good will ever happen to me online im not that lucky

Yes.

I won a free car, a free laptop, and a million dollars.

At least seventy times.

-.-

Springely and Someone_save_me showed me the light....

I promise it was them!
пересекать, крест my сердце and hope to fly, stick a кекс in my eye!

Yes.


I discovered Hetalia.

Yes, I discovered the awesomeness of Internet Memes.

Yes. But nothing is perfect или lasts forever. Just take it with a grain of salt and Переместить on. I met some amazing people online, but no matter how close Ты are with someone, eventually Ты lose contact.