It's a very difficult process that starts in the wonderful land of Oz.
First Ты must find the Wizard and ask him for poptarts. Once Ты get the poptarts Ты tap your heels together three times saying "I wanna answer the question, I wanna answer the question" and soon Ты will find yourself in a world full of Nyan cats. Ты must find the cat without a poptart and give it to him, and he will be thankful, and will allow Ты to ride him to the relm of Answered Questions. Once Ты get there Ты must defeat the giant огонь breathing dragon. Then Ты will be able to answer a question.