One does not simply BE random.

Динозавры go moo

That...

Ты shall not *ass!

Your mother was a хомяк and your father плавить, корюшка of elderberries.

...cheese.

Never trust the guy across the street, and hey--did Ты see where I put my zipper?

that when aliens attack Ты throw the cheese.

Listen, this is all fine and dandy, but my real concern is: WHERE DA FUQ IS MY PIZZA?! I've been sitting at this таблица for like an час waiting for the пицца I've ordered, and another half-hour listening to a lecture I did not deserve to have thrown at me! So again, where's meh peeza? D-X

No! The chicken crossed the road cuz Chuck Norris threw it!