that awkward moment...

That awkward moment when you're watching Яой and your dad comes into your room while a hardcore scene plays. e.e

That awkward moment when you're left alone with someone Ты were just introduced to.
That awkward moment when Ты realize a mannequin has a better figure than you.
That awkward moment when Ты think Ты have an awkward moment but Ты don't.
That awkward moment when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale.

Oh yeah!!! When I was on Facebook and I was arguing with someone and they basically deleted all their comments. And someone else was like, why the heck are Ты talking to yourself??? And I was like, oopsie-daisies.

the awkward moment when your dancing randomly and Ты turn behind Ты your dad или mom is there ;-;

That awkward moment when Ты hug your brother's girlfriend, and she doesn't know what to do.

That awkward moment when Ты walk in on your bf jerking off, and he waves to Ты then continues~


That awkward moment when your friend says something that sounds dirty in front of your parents~

That awkward moment when Ты randomly start Пение the chorus to Fullmetal Alchemist opening 4 in the middle of a Wal-Mart.