Do Ты keep a blow horn Далее to your постель, кровати when Ты sleep?

Omg! I knew I wasnt the only one! XD

no.

Um....no...

Ya its called an alarm clock xD

Yes, along with flying pigs and fairies. ._.

No but I do have various weapons around my room used for self defense.

Uh yeah!! what kind of Вопрос is that?! How else am I supposed to wake my roosters?!

I don't have anything, except maybe a lamp. Though, I'm not paranoid that someone is going to break into my bedroom while I'm sleeping.

Of course. That's how we communicate in my rural village instead of using telephones. We use Morse code to spell out the letters of each word - it's a great way of keeping in touch with your neighbours!!

Who needs electricity?! Amirite?

The first time I read that I thought it сказал(-а) "blown in your bed".

No. I wake up when the sun comes up.

No. The proper way to wake someone up is to dump cold water on them.

Sleep? What's that?

(Oh wait, I remember, it's that thing humans do to revive themselves...)

Uh... Yes! I never sleep without it! And I most certainly do sleep, just like a normal human with my normal human's blow horn.