Whoever snuck the s in "fast food" is a clever person ;)

whats your fav funny quote ?:)
heres a bunch!just to make Ты smile!:)

Dear student who finished the test in 5 minutes, I HOPE Ты FAIL. Sincerely, still on the first question.

I didn't fall .......... the floor just needed a hug

I don't just sing in the shower... I perform..

You're 15 ... Ты should be feeling Бабочки in your stomach, not a baby kicking..

Can Ты do me a favor? Stand in front of my car. I need to test my brakes..

Friend- Knocks on your door. Best friend- Walks into your house & starts eating..

pick one and explain why:)