Give Me Some of the Worst или Best Pickup Lines-either Boy или Girl.

My friend told me this one.

"You looking for a good man? Ты found one. I put the S.T.D in Stud."

My friend told me a lot of pick-up lines~ Shishishi~

Here's one of them.

Эй, there. Did Ты just farted? Because Ты blew me away~

Its pretty lame :D

That рубашка looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too

Here's one that a guy (who sits Далее to me) in my math class told me:

"If Ты were a guy, I'd be gay."

Does it make sense?

Ok a boy told me dis once If I flip a coin wats the chance of me gettin head tonite?? I slapped огонь outta dat nigga

Okay, here's my pick-up-line to a guy:

That's strange... I always knew Ангелы had a beautiful face, but I thought they had wings and halos... Did they fall off when Ты fell from heaven?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

Sorry if this is inappropriate, but...

Someone told me this one, "The word of the день is legs, lets go back to your place and spread the word".