Alligators - Can they kill your children?

That is incorrect. The correct answer is, "Yes." Along those lines, to get personal for a moment, I think the best way to die would be: swallowed by a giant snake. Going feet-first and whole into a slimy maw would give your life perfect symmetry.

Yes I know that, I was being sarcastic.

Indeed Ты were. My Third Eye has analysed your message and confirmed that it was, in fact, sarcastic.

And now, the weather.