advice?… ok its not a Вопрос its kinda sorta a demand

how do i piss my parents off I WANT 2 PISS THEM OFF i mean i make them upset but i want 2 rly piss them i have an attitude but i rly want Совет I'm so smart but i think I'm doing not so well in school so that makes them mad ik I'm kinda wanting attention kinda plz give me advice(AGAIN NOT A Вопрос A DEMAND)