Has a паук ever gotten somewhere were Ты wouldn't want a паук to be?

one time there was a паук in my bathroom and i hate spiders but i really needed to душ so after like 5 минуты of trying to gather courage i killed it and it was terrifying

then i got in the душ and a few минуты later another паук fell from the ceiling right in front of me and i stg it was revenge for the one i killed

i have never been so scared in my entire life

At my friend's house....
because my Друзья hate spiders and I don't xD They should chill in my room instead of theirs, they probably kill spiders.

Noo O.o

Underneath my shoe.

Haha funny story actually(: in third grade I had a pet тарантул and when I was asleep it went in side of my рубашка and when I woke up it was still there, it scared me so badly, haha.

in my постель, кровати while i was sleeping... i found it after i accidentally killed it... i was turning over and felt something tickling my arm and then i crushed it with a 'squish'... then i was like "panic mode activate"
remove all the pillows!
remove all the blankets!
remove all the covers!
flail all the limbs!
XD JK
actually all i did was sit up really fast, and turned on the light, once i saw it was only a паук and not a tick или something i chilled out. then i picked up the body and threw it in the гараж (cause who wants a dead bug in their bed) and then checked through my постель, кровати to see if there was any more.

i don't mind a паук in the closet, but my постель, кровати is off limits...

ANY WERE AROUND ME ! или ON ME !!

I honestly prefer to have birds as spiders. Because Ты know, birds they stay outside. They respect your motherfucking boundaries. You're not gonna just walk Главная and see a fucking bird chilling in the couch. Spiders, they just go everywhere the fuck they want. Like they're some rich bitches on vacations, and can just sit in the wall, the kitchen, the bathroom, etc. And their annoying жопа, попка webs that Ты find everywhere and they just spray that shit everywhere.
I hate spiders.

I had finished taking a nice shower, and I reach for my towel, and as I dry myself, I see a mother fucking паук on the towel. I threw the towel against the Стена and ran to my room naked and wet, which I then later almost slipped.

I was in my early teens at the time, I had been sitting on a диван, мягкий уголок when I felt something fall on my hair. I freaked of course, then it fell on the floor, I realized then it was a small black spider. In my hair, is the worst place for a spider. I had even slept in my sister's old bedroom one time, she was away at a friend's so I stayed the night in her постель, кровати and the Далее morning when I came to, there was a паук on her pillow. I was so scared that I probably jumped from her mattress to the floor. I hate spiders, I am just so terrified of them. I don't care how small they are, I will freak out. Even just thinking of them, makes me cringe, I just hate them so much.

In my bedroom!!! *shudders*

Yeah in my freaking hair!

In my sock...out of this giant teddy медведь we have...
but none is еще terrifying than the one in the bathroom that Ты did not spot at first...and then end up stuck on the toilet with it right beside you. =_=

Lol, one time I went to New York for Labor день to my grandma's house cuz she always throws a party on Labor Day. My uncle brought over chips, and when I opened my Lays bag of potato chips, there were spiders in it. No joke. A bunch of small spiders were swarming inside. DX

I woke up and it was right on my duvet. But I am not scared of them , if it was my sister then she would of screamed and cried xD

1) On my hair D:
2) On my friend's white sweater. She asked all of us to please kill it for her. I was the only one up to the labour so I squashed it and... (gross story) it made a big оранжевый stain on her white clothes. I hope she was able to wash it of xD I was feeling guilty/dying of laughter at the same time lol
3) Inside the car. I don't mind spiders that much but I really, really panic when I'm sharing a closed Космос with them from which there's no escape. Once I screamed and my mum thought he were going to have a car accident haha
4) I was in a hotel's bathroom and a big паук showed up Далее to the door's knob. I didn't get out of there for 5 минуты so I wouldn't have to get close xD

On my bed.