Q: How do Ты count cows?

With a COW-culator. c:

In your head... with numbers.

Moo!

with fingers

i say it
on Moo
two Moo
... XDDDDDDDDDDDD

cows = 0

cows += 1

Ты don't count the cows, Ты count the pounds of beef Ты get after Ты slaughter them.

Take Regina Mills, throw her in a field, and have her do it.

First step: dress up as one.

секунда step: start counting when Ты are asleep

final step: Count backwards

hint: It the complete opposite as counting овца, овцы and it does the complete opposite.

Ты don't count cows, silly. Ты eat them.