tell me the darkest joke Ты know?

Knock knock?
Whose there?
Not photons!

lolololololol

Not the darkest I know but the darkest I've made

Family guy in general..

Same Here. I Just Любовь Dark Comedy. There Are Many That I Know So It's Hard To Choose Only One As The Darkest. How About This ?

What Is Funnier Than A Dead Baby ?

A Dead Baby In A Clown's Costume...

Here are some yo mama jokes. Some I didn't make up, but here goes!

Yo mama SOOOOOO old when she listened to Borgore, she died.
Yo mama SOOOOOO stupid she brought a bible to Church's Chicken. (I made this one up.)
Yo mama SOOOOOO ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.
Yo mama SOOOOOO white she made Shaemus (or Seamus) look black.
Yo mama SOOOOOO fat when she sat on Snorlax it said, "GET OFF ME, BITCH!"
Yo mama SOOOOOO stupid she thought Золото Rush was a football team.
Yo mama SOOOOOO black she made Umbreon look white.
Yo mama SOOOOOO old she sat by Adam and Eve in pre-k.

These are some of the jokes I use.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did she fall off again?
...Someone put her back on

Ты are like a slinky. Ты are worthless but I can't help cracking a smile when I see Ты falling down stairs..
That is the darkest joke/insult I know.

Two Друзья are talking.
Friend 1: I just got married.
Friend 2: That's good!
Friend 1: No, that's bad. She's ugly.
Friend 2: That's not good.
Friend 1: Eh, it's fine. She's rich.
Friend 2: That's good.
Friend 1: No, that's bad. She won't give me a dime.
Friend 2: That's not good.
Friend 1: It's okay. She bought me a nice house.
Friend 2: That's good.
Friend 1: No, that's bad. The house burned down.
Friend 2: That's awful.
Friend 1: No, that's good. She was in it.